A very miniscule amount of content has been added to this chapter. (4/29/15)

I really recommend that you read until Chapter 3. I can honestly say that my writing has improved... a little bit after a few months, and this chapter was written when I first started writing. (5/03/2015)

Hello readers, this is my first ever story here in FanFiction :)

Okay, while I was writing this story, I imagined the characters in their Dynasty Warriors 7 costumes, but it's up to you whichever Dynasty Warriors costume you want them to be in, or you can imagine them in nightwear, since this takes place at night.

Wu just engaged in one of their most intense battles yet. About some hours ago, during the night, they held a celebration in the castle for their recent victory. Winning that battle was already a big feat for them, as it made it possible for them to capture two provinces at once, and so, this celebration was grand.

There was just so much food and drinks to consume. More people were drinking than eating, so the few who ate decided to save some if the others ever wanted to eat, but since they were the first ones to enjoy the food, they ate as much as they can, though of course nobody's stomach is a bottomless pit, they'd get full soon, eventually saving food for the others. Though this was not the case for some certain people. They loved the food so much that they kept on eating. This grand celebration lasted for almost two and a half hours.

It was now way past midnight. Everyone was already asleep. There was finally silence and peace for once. That is until…

There was a loud fart noise. From which ever room it was coming from, it could be heard in the two rooms next to it.

But the question remains, where, no, whom did it come from? Well how else would anybody know if they're all asleep? This noise didn't wake up anyone anyway.

Almost five minutes later, there was another one, not quite as loud as the first one, but it was still quite audible in its neighboring rooms, which ever they may be. This still didn't wake up anyone, except for one person.

Sun Ce moved a little in his bed, already waken up by that noise, and slowly opened his eyes. The first thing or rather, person he saw was Da Qiao. They were both facing each other. That was not the case for long, as she shifted a little, letting out a quiet moan, that sound like when someone gets distracted from their sleep, and turned around, her back now facing him.

Poor Da Qiao, she must have heard that sound too. Where did that come from anyway? As if someone was listening to his thoughts, his question was answered right instantly.

Da Qiao just farted.

Did she even turn around because of the noise, or just to do THAT in front of me? He was surprised, not only because of what just happened. They've been together for almost a month now, and this is the first time he heard her do this. It was the most unexpected thing to come out from her, figuratively, and literally? Maybe.

For someone like her, that's pretty loud. Sun Ce couldn't get out of the room for some reason, probably he was just too tired to get up, but only he himself knows the reason.

She farted again. How many times was that already?

Okay, I really should get out of here now. As if instantly regaining enough energy, he finally decided to get up. He had to get out as the room was getting stuffy.

As he got up from the bed, he looked outside the big window in their room, and noticed it was still dark outside, with only the moon as a source of light, since no torches were lit up.

Sun Ce decided to take a walk outside the front of the castle. The moon was shining pretty bright, as he was able to see most of the outside part of the front of the castle. While he was walking, he saw Zhou Yu standing by the bridge, looking down at the river. The river acted as some sort of natural defense against attackers, making it more difficult than usual to invade the castle. Besides, there was only one way to enter the castle, which was the main gate, which was in the front. That is unless, they know how to climb the high walls of the castle.

Sun Ce approached Zhou Yu, though he did not see his face, as he went to him by the side, and asked, "Hey Zhou Yu, can't sleep too huh?"

Zhou Yu still looked down at the river, and shook his head as a reply.

Sun Ce got a little closer to see his face, and when he finally saw it, he was quite surprised. Zhou Yu's face looked very tired, the dark part under his eyes becoming more noticeable.

"Whoa! You've been planning on making strategies again haven't you? Zhou Yu, you gotta relax, I mean we just showed them in yesterday's battle what we're capable of, pretty sure they won't attack anytime soon. If they do, we'll just show 'em!"

"No Ce, it's not about that."

"Oh. What is it then?"

"X-Xiao Qiao…"

Sun Ce was confused at first "Huh? What happened to…"

Then he remembered the reason why he got up this early. With a shocked expression on his face, he came to a realization.

"W-wait, are you telling me that she also…"

Zhou Yu looked confused. What did he mean by 'Also'? He thought for a bit. Then he quickly found the answer to his own question, which he didn't find surprising at all. Oh… He slowly nodded at Sun Ce as a reply.

"HOW much did those two eat last night?!"

Yeah, I think mentioning in the start that this will involve fart humor would be a bit of a spoiler, so... what do you think?