Hello everybody! New story and I'm really excited about it. It is based off the comedy of The Batman Movie. The movie was made in the '60s so the special effects and the acting and the story and the comedy is terrible, which makes it so funny. I highly advise you watch it. You won't have to for this story, but it would make it a whole lot funnier because I'm using lines from the movie to add to the stupidity of my story! In the story Axel's kinda taken over the role as Batman and Demyx Robin, leaving Roxas to the, um, Bystander #1. I'm sure you'll love it, just keep in mind that Axel and Demyx are watching the Batman Movie when Roxas comes for help.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, The Batman Movie, Godzilla, or Mountain Dew (Meaning the brand, not the drink itself, I've had two already today, which might be the cause of this slightly insane fanfic.)
"Axel! Demyx! Have you guys seen my Mountain Dew?" I called out as I pulled my head out of the fridge. I waited for a second before walking into the room where the two older boys had decided to watch old movies. If I saw one more special effect Godzilla I was going to barf. Demyx had yelled out that they were going to watch The Batman Movie, but I'd given up trying to act interested in it before the previews were even over.
"Guys-"
"Shhh!" Axel shushed me, "This is the best part."
I waited patiently for Batman to finish punching the shark before I paused the movie. "Did you guys drink my Mountain Dew?"
Axel, who had turned around to glare at when I paused the movie, seemed to have a slight interest. The hand that had been drumming the arm of the chair settled down and grabbed the remote to turn the movie off. "I didn't drink it. I'll help you look for it though."
"Me too!" Demyx said excited for an adventure.
I was shocked at their enthusiasm, but did not question it. Axel stood, tugging his pants up as he walked to the fridge. "Did you put your name on it?"
"Yep"
Demyx leaned on the open door. "Check in the very back, someone could have pushed it there."
"It's not there." Axel voice was muffled.
"I know it's not there. I want to know where it went." I said rolling my eyes.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw Axel flash Demyx a grin. They were up to something.
"Well," Axel said drawing out the word. "Mountain Dew is yellow. And yellow is Larxene's favorite color…"
"Mountain Dew starts with an M." Demyx mentioned casually, "M as in Marluxia."
"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" I said not even trying to understand how they came to that conclusion.
"Do you have any other place to start?" Axel asked.
No, but I wasn't going to admit it.
Axel pointed to the door in some dramatic pose, "Let us go, Robin."
Demyx took off after Axel and left me alone to try and process what had just happened.
"Robin?"
Don't worry, I have the next chapter planned in my head, so it should be up soon!
Sharlea
