A/N Be aware this is a one-shot, i don't plan to expand this because it is specifically ment to be only a one-shot. Go ahead and read it.
When Dipper woke up he was extremly un-aware of what has happened over-night. He expected to have Mabel in his face yelling out: "GOOD MORNING DIPPING SAUCE!"
But Mabel wasn't there.
Dipper got dressed in his tedious way he always did.
He walked downstairs where he discovered no one was at the table. (as, this is what he expected.)
"Stan! Mabel!" Dipper called out.
Thats when he noticed that there where signs plastered everwhere that read: Quarintine.
Dipper started to go histerical. He thought: Would if i slept through some sort of virus that KILLED everyone! At the thought of the word: killed. He thought of Mabel. "MABEL!" he called out louder.
MABEL! Dipper yelled out at the top of his lungs.
Dipper ran outside and grabbed the keys to to the Golf Cart, Slammed them into the keyhole, and Sped off towards the town.
As he drove through Gravity Falls, he discovered that no one was around. It was a ghost town. no one was around.
He even checked the dump to try and find old man Muguckett, but he wasn't there.
He searched all throughout Gravity Falls for anyone, But no one was found.
As he searched more, he began to smell a stench, and this Stench was not like any other stench he had smelled EVER before.
He began to drive faster so he could get away from this Horrible, putrid, disgusting, completly unearthly stench!
He pushed Harder, and harder on the gas.
until the engine could not take any longer, and the cart over heated and shut-down.
Dipper began to see a strange person in a yellow suit walking towards him, he seemed to be holding something that looked like Spray-on deodorant, or A airisol spray-can. thats when he Blacked-out because of the stench.
Suddenly he was awoken by a Happy Mabel.
"Dippin-Sauce!" she yelled.
"Mabel... what happened?"
"Your bodily odors where so strong, we had to quarintine the shack, and evacuate the town. And no one was brave enough to try to eliminate the smell of your arm-pits, until finally, Grunkle Stan bought a Radiation suit, and some airiosl spray cans. He then found you blacked out in the golf cart and sprayed you."
"wow, ill try to remember to put on deodorant everyday, now."
The moral of the story:
Kids, remember to always put on your deodorant, no matter your Gender.
No one wants to have a town evacuated because of how you smell.