Hey people!! This is my first fanfic. hope you like it!! 3 you Massie!!!
Massie Block: Now a golden haired beauty! Calls the boy fast off and coaxes Derrington's cousin into being her boyfriend!! His name is Thomas, shaggy blonde hair and ah-dorable baby blue eyes. A total surfer dude. Hawt bod. Thomas & Massie hottest couple of the present. Plus, the Clique's going to...yup! You guessed it...Australia!! Derrington's ultra jealous and will do anything to get his girl back. Even if it means sending his cousin back to Canada where he belongs!!
Alicia Rivera: Totally "heart's" that the boy fast is off. Hopefully for good, since her and Josh are getting awful close, especially in Australia.
Dylan Marvil: Totally turned awf by Kemp and Plovert. Going on a strict diet. Still angry at the boys for ruining Skye's party. Thinks ESP made a ... out of you and me, but is ready to try again. Do I smell revenge?!
Claire Lyons: Happy for Australia, but something is missing...hmm...CAM!!! Given! That one was easy...But, finds a super hot guy named Mark...short flaming red hair and freckles. So ready to have fun again.
Kristen Gregory: Trying oh soo hard to get money for Australia. Does nawt want to miss out of another field trip just because of her stupid father. But, what happens when something crucial happens in the Gregory's financial area?
The Block Estate
The iPad
Friday, September 1st
1:30pm.
"Kay, girls!!" Massie threw her hands up in the air. "Time for…All about getting ready for school!!! By Massie Block..."
"Yaaay!" the girls cheered.
"Remember," lectured Massie. "We'll have a whole outfit check with makeup and hair manyana morning. If any of you, I mean any, decide to wear tacky Kuh-laires jewelry, A&F, GAP, Old Navy, etc, you will be promptly kicked out of the Pretty Committee. We are starting our first year of 8th grade at OCD with boys, and we can't look anything other than better, than the best."
Massie was referring to the jewelry store 'Claire's' probably, but the relation most likely went the same way. The girls giggled.
"Oh yeah!" Dylan burped.
The girls cracked up. Alicia stuck out her chest and said proudly, "I have gossip that's worth at least…Hmmm….1,000 gossip points!"
The girls dropped their jaws in awe. "EHMAGAWD!!! Share Leesh!" screamed Massie and patted her sleeping pug in a black leather Dior cape.
"Okay," Alicia finger-combed her hair. "So, you know how OCD always like…Does 'Welcome to OCD' field trips?"
The girls nodded. "This year are we going to Chucky Cheeses?" asked Dylan and burped. The girls laughed. Everyone knew that OCD did extremely cheesy things. But what could it be?
"Well," started Alicia. "I can assure you, this is totally nawt cheesy."
The girls stuck their heads out to hear better. "Come awn Leesh!! I can't stand the pressure!! Share!" pleaded Kristen.
"Kay," Alicia said and clenched her teeth trying to keep her excitement from bursting out. "WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!"
"EHMAGAWD!!!!!!" the girls shouted and jumped around and hugged each other.
"We so have our 8th grade lives set!!! Trip to Aussie, The Secret Room and are alpha's as ever!!" squealed Dylan.
"I KNOW!!!" they all cooed.
"But, wait Leesha…" said Massie.
"What Mass? Aren't you excited?"
"Trust me, I am! Where are your sources from? All I want to know. Then we go to packing list ay-sap."
"Cun't tell Block. Wunna be a reporta," Alicia used Derrington's old nickname for Massie. She also spoke in a deep voice.
"Oh no you didn't!!" squealed Kristen.
"Oh yes she did!!" burped Dylan.
Claire rolled her eyes and bit her thumb-nail. If Cam was back together with Claire and he had given her some hopefully nawt re-gifted, but she was so desperate it didn't matter, candy, she would've been just as excited.
"A-licia…Are you a dumpster in a public school?!" Massie sneered.
"Uh…Nuu."
" 'Cause you're full of crap!!"
Massie bowed with a cocky smile that said, 'Told 'ya not to mess with me!!' Alicia just smiled and laughed with the others.
"I heard they have really poisonous jellies there," stated Kristen, ah-bviously bummed about not having enough money to go.
"Kris!" scolded Alicia for ruining their happiness once again.
"Which type of jelly? Is it a trad. jam? Or is it a strawberry-kiwi mix..." Dylan tapped her chin and then snapped her fingers twice. "It's the pineapple-cucumber one, right? Right? My mom did a whole sh-" someone finally cut Dylan off from her oblivious rant.
The girls cracked up. "Dylan, Dylan," sighed Massie and giggled. "Where to begin?"
Dylan had a confused look on her face and mumbled, "It was the lemon-strawberry one!!" She punched her thigh. "Isn't it at all normal to want to know which jam nawt to buy?! I don't want to die!"
"First off," paused Kristen and snickered. "Stupid..." The girls cackled. "I was talking about a jellyfish!!!" Dylan stared at them blankly, still without a single clue about what they were talking about. "Gawd!!! Didn't you spend any time paying attention during 'Sea Life' in Social Science?"
Dylan kept the blank look on her face, which was code for, 'Eww! No stupid, why in the world would I do that?!'
"Let's go shopping," said Massie bored while filing her nails.
"Yess!!!" the girls agreed.
"Massie?" asked a quivering voice that belonged to Claire.
"What, Kuh-laire? And wipe that look off your face. You look utterly pathetic."
Claire bit her lip to keep her from crying and said meekly, "Can I borrow something from...your closet?"
Massie threw her hands up in the air. "Take whatever you want. I'm planning on spending two mill plus t'day so, I'm good!" she flashed a toothy smile.
"Thanks," mumbled Claire.
The Westchester Mall
Outside of Versace
September 1st
3:02pm.
"Outfit inspections!!!" said Massie and twirled. The girls hollered in delight. Massie held an invisible microphone below her mouth and said, "First up...The one...The only...We all love her...Dylannn...MARVIL!!!"
Dylan walked up to Massie while high-fiving the Pretty Committee like a champion getting her trophy.
Massie nodded in approval when Dylan reached her and said, "Dylan is looking cash-cute in a Dolce and Gabbana baby-blue satin blouse, medium wash True Religion short-short's and gold satin Michael Kors wedges. Her hair is in a half pony and curled to perfection. I rate you...a 9.3!!! Congrats!"
The girls whistled and clapped as she made her way back. "Leesh! You're up next!"
"Kay!!" said Alicia and shimmied. The girls laughed hysterically.
Massie stood tall and purred, "Alicia is wearing a chestnut brown Ralph Lauren polo, rhinestone encrusted dark wash Juicy Couture jeans and classic tan and brown original cowboy boots. Your hair is in a two braids with a baby-blue headband matching the logo on your shirt. Classic and cute, Alicia, you are a 9.7."
She giggle-bowed and smiled with pride. The Pretty Committee whooped and hollered with delight. "Next up...The sporty, cutie...Kristen!!"
"Yaay!" said Kristen and sauntered up next to Massie.
"Kristen is looking simply ah-dorable in an aqua blue short sleeve v-neck Guess? baby-doll that compliments those awesome eyes, has on black skinny jeans and silver ballet flats. Your hair is down, straightened and very sexy. Congratulations Kris, you're a 9.2!!"
"Oh yeah!!" shouted Kristen and made her way back.
"Kuh-laire!!" said Massie sternly.
"Oh, oops...Sorry!!" said Claire and jogged up to Massie. The girls snickered.
"Alright, then. Claire is wearing my shimmering emerald green off the shoulder's Ella Moss mini t-shirt dress with heather gray leggings and green pumps. Your hair is in a simple pony-tail. Boooring! Kuh-laire, you are a...8.8. I suggest a touch more color on your lips and taking your hair down."
Massie sifted through her multi-colored Louis Vuitton and found a MAC lipstick that was called 'Irresistible' and swiped it across Claire's lips. Then she undid Claire's hair and fluffed it a bit. "There," sighed Massie and smiled happily. "Now, you're a 9.5."
The girls clapped. "Now me!!" Massie twirled. "I'm wearing a Versace black, leather
mini-skirt, a maroon cable knit Bebe short sleeve cardigan and three inch black Prada heels. My hair, by Jakkob, has a golden side part, is straightened. Half is in front, half is in back. Ratings?" Massie turned her left side (aka. her 'good' side) to the girls.
"Hmm...I say 9.8," said Dylan.
"Given," said Alicia.
"Ah-greed," echoed the others.
"Awesome!" Massie shot them a thumbs up, snapped twice and turned briskly around. The others followed like a wave. "Remember, we're walking to the beat of Glamorous. Be like those ultra sexy models that in slow motion their hair bounces with them. Hawt x 100! If our
ex-crushes see us...They'll be begging to take us back." Massie smiled evilly. "Come on girls...In 3...2...1...0..."
"Go," she whispered. They all began whisper-singing the pop star's beat. "G-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s yeah...G-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s...we flying 1st class...up in the sky...Poppin.. champagne...Livin.. my life...in the fast lane...And I won..t change...For the glamorous...Oh the flossy, flossy."
The Westchester Mall
Starbucks
Friday, September 1st
2:33pm
"Eh," said Massie emotionlessly and pulled her sunglasses down.
"Ma," gasped Claire.
"Gawd," burped Dylan.
"Eww...What a slut!" exclaimed Kristen.
"Ah-greed," scoffed Alicia.
What they were looking was quite sleazy in fact. There was Cam...with his top off and red and blue Billabong board shorts passionately making out with a pretty girl...Actually a disgustingly beautiful girl. She had hip-long dirty blonde wavy blonde hair and baby blue eyes that said, 'Love me!!' She was wearing a strapless baby blue Roxy bikini that said 'look at my boobs!! 'and navy blue short-short's. She was shoe-less and was being carried by Cam across his arms. Claire recognized her immediately...From MySpace...It was in fact...The camp tramp Nikki...Claire started tearing up.
When they got up to them Dylan coughed, "SLUT!!!"
They all cracked up and high-fived Dylan.
Nikki put her hand over her heart and giggled. "Ehmagawd! I'm sooo sorry!" Nikki kissed Cam again. "Isn't he such a cutie?!?!" Nikki pinched Cam's cheeks. The guys punched Cam. "Hey!!!" squeaked Nikki. "Let us have our time..." she smiled and threw her head back and laughed.
Cam and Claire's eyes locked. Cam looked away and talked to Nikki in a sweet voice that Cam had never used with her. Anger boiled in Claire. "Ohh, Nikki!" he smiled. "We'll have p-lenty of time to do that." Then he winked. He took one more sneak peek at Claire. "Let's get out of here."
"To the beach!!" said Nikki and threw her hand up in the air and kissed Cam, yet again.
There were eight boys excluding Cam, with three girls, since Nikki left. Derrington, Josh, Plovert, Kemp, Griffin, four hawt no-named guys, Olivia and two mysterious girls. Massie secretly crossed her fingers that the guy in the middle wasn't with any of the girls. He was a total HART.
All the boys had evidently played soccer, since they were wearing at least their soccer jersey's except for Griffin, who was in a red apron that said, 'Slice of Heaven – Get a taste of luxury pizza, the one and only!'
"We'll brb," said Massie and ushered them farther into the barista.
Massie snapped her finger and pointed to her personalized purple iPhone. A important text was on it's way.
Massie: Boy fast is off!
Claire: /
Claire: I mean?
Massie: why? omg! I thought u'd be happy!
Claire: why would I be?
Massie: Kuh-laire!!! To make Cam jealous, ah-bviously.
Alicia: Given!!!
Claire: oh, right... ;)
Claire's heart dropped. Now she'd be the only one of the Pretty Committee utterly dateless.
Alicia: Thanx Mass!!
Massie: Welcs. Now, I need to know who ev.1 is going 4.
Alicia: Josh, of course:)
Massie: Ah-proved.
Dylan: Hmmm...The guy that's new with the spiky black hair and green eyes...think he's a hart?
Massie: yes. Ah-proved.
Dylan: YAAAY! x 1000000000000000
Kristen: Ummm...The guy two over from Dyl's guy...With the brown hair, bluish-grayish eyes...HAWT!!! 3
Massie: Ah-proved, yet again! My girls are good...
Massie: KUH-LAIRE!!!
Claire: Umm...IDK
Massie: . You...must...choose...NOW!!!!!!
Claire: fine...blondie with blue eyes.
Massie: NO!!!! he's mine. lol. take the other 1.
Claire: fine, fine. the redhead...
Massie: we're all done doing business here!! Time to make our ex-harts jealous! Yess!
Alicia: Done,
Dylan: Done,
Kristen: Done,
Claire: Done,
Massie: and...DONE!!!
Alicia: Heart ev. 1's faces!!
They all straightened up and flattened their outfits and walked to the boys without looking back.
"What are you waiting for?!?!" Massie asked Derrington.
"What?" he mumbled.
"Aren't you going to introduce us to your 'friends'?"
"Oh right...And Block...I'm really so-"
Massie put the palm of her hand in front of Derrington's face ordering him to shut up. "Look," Massie said and squinted her amber eyes. "We're done. Don't expect to just get a girl back after calling them 'immature'..." Massie put air-quotes around immature.
Everyone cracked up. "Ohh! So you must be Massie Block?" asked Massie's potential HART.
"Ohh, yeah..." Massie purred.
His eyes lit up. "Derek told me all about you..."
"And you are...?"
"Thomas...Harrington..."
"Ehmagawd!" it was Massie's turn to squeal. "You're Derek's brother?!" Massie's jaw dropped.
"We're cousins...Our dad's were brothers. Why, is that a surprise? Do we not look like each other?"
Massie led him over where the other's weren't. "Oh, it's nawt that...You guys do, but..." Massie tousled his hair. "You're way cuter..." She smiled.
Thomas thought she looked way hot too. Why in the world did Derek dump her?! She's perfect. Doesn't seem the least bit immature.
Derrington's jaw dropped and he said, "Thomas!! What do you think you're doing?!"
"What? Is it a crime to socialize with our new classmates?" Thomas said with a smirk.
"You're...flirting with my ex-girlfriend!!!" yelled Derek and his voice cracked.
"JEALOUS!!" everyone started coughing.
"Oh, whatever!!!! Let's go, VICTORIA!!" screamed Derek and pulled a beautiful brunette with him outside the barista.
"That's his other cousin," whispered Thomas to Massie.
"How desperate," laughed Massie.
"Tell me about it," said Thomas and rolled his eyes and put his hands in his A&F
whitish-tan cargo shorts. "Would you like to go to a movie with me and the boys?" He threw his arm out indicating the others. "Plus D...Cam and Nikki?"
"Oh," she smiled. "Of course...We'd love to!"
"Great!" he said and flashed her a toothy smile and rocked back and forth. "Ohh, and here's my number and screen name."
"Cool, I'll be on tonight. Oh, and would you mind telling the red head the new one..."
"You mean Mark?"
"Yah, ask him if he wants to go with the blonde with the short bangs. Her name is
Kuh-laire."
"I'm sure he'd love to. He's been eyeing her this whole time!! Can Dylan go with Todd? The black haired guy? And Kristen with the brown haired guy?"
"Done, and done. See you later," said Massie, blew an air kiss and turned swiftly on the heel of her Prada heels.
Thomas slumped dumfounded about the hawt girl he had just made a date with. Derek's old girlfriend!!!
"Guess...what?!?!" screeched Massie as they made their way outside.
"What?" they asked.
"I get 10 gossip points!"
"Oooh! Dish! Dish!" the girls chanted.
"Kay, I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH MY CRUSH!!! And you guys are too!" Massie squealed.
"OMG! How?!" asked Dylan.
"He was talking to me and asked me. And it was perf. You guys got the guys you asked for!! I'm IM'ing him this evening so let's GO!!" said Massie and jerked open the Range Rover door.
"YEAH!!!" they screamed.
Read and Review!!! hope you likey!! i promise i'll write more...it's the weekend!! yaaay!