One morning Haku wokke up. Every morning Haku woke up. This is because people wake up in the morning. No they do not go to sleep in the morning. They wake up baka.
Haku turned around in the bed and looked at Zabuza. Zabuza was the Mist swordsman of the Demon seven.
Haku thought of Zabuza as his master. Because Haku was turned on by that sort of stuff.
Haku went to prepare breakfast. He heard Zabuza waking up. Haku went to greet Zabuza.
Hello master Zabuza, how are you, said Haku
Ugh said Zabuza is breakfst ready.
Almost master. Said haku
Zabuza turned away. He did not want haku to think he liked him. Because haku is only 15. and loving him would make zabuza a paedophile. And then zabuza would have to go on that show where they have paedos in the audience, and then they arrest them ON TV. That would not be good. Not at all.
Also that would make Zabuza gay. That would also not be good. Not at all.
Oh f- it, thought zabuza. Haku Is just Too Damn Smexy.
Zabuza went into the kitchen where Haku was making breakfast.
Hey Haku do you want to do it asked zabuza.
Okay said haku.
And lo, they did it, and as they did, the heavens opened, and a burst of light shined down, and Sailor Uranus came from above, and she said, I am in love with my cousin. SUCK IT, 4KIDS!
The End.