This is me showing of the effects of true boredom. You all should recognize which movie this scene comes from... or I shalt have to stone you.
---Saloma
THE STONING OF DRACO, SON OF LUCIUS
Severus Snape: Draco, son of Lucius Malfoy...
Draco: Do I say yes?
Death Eater: Yes.
Draco: Yes!
Snape: ...you have been found guilty by the elders of our order of uttering the name of our Lord, and so as a blasphemer...
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Ooh...
Snape: ...you are to be stoned to death!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aah!
Draco: Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to Ginny was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Voldemort!".
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Oooh!
Snape: Blasphemy! He said it again!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Yeah! Yes! Yes!
Snape: Did you hear him?!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Yeah! Yes! Yes!
Hermione: Really!
Snape: Are there any Gryffindors here today?
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Uh...ooh...no...
Snape: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me...
::a rock is thrown at Draco::bladonk::
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Ooh...
Draco: Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet!
Snape: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: He did! He did! He did!
Harry: Sorry, I thought we'd started.
Snape: Go to the back!
Harry: Oh, dear...
Snape: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
Draco: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Voldemort"!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih! He did!
Snape: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Draco: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!
Snape: I'm warning you! If you say Voldemort once more...
::a rock is thrown at Snape::bladonk::
Snape: Right! Who threw that?
Draco: Hehehe...
Snape: Come on! Who threw that?
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Him! Him! Him!
Snape: Was it you?
Ron: Yes.
Snape: Right...
Ron: Well, you did say Voldemort!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!
::rocks are thrown at Ron::multiple bladonks::
Snape: Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Voldemort!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!
::rocks are thrown at Snape::multiple bladonks::
Snape: Aaargh!
::a large boulder is crushing Snape::bladonk::
Neville: Good shot!
Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: ::applause::
