This is me showing of the effects of true boredom. You all should recognize which movie this scene comes from... or I shalt have to stone you.

---Saloma


THE STONING OF DRACO, SON OF LUCIUS

Severus Snape: Draco, son of Lucius Malfoy...

Draco: Do I say yes?

Death Eater: Yes.

Draco: Yes!

Snape: ...you have been found guilty by the elders of our order of uttering the name of our Lord, and so as a blasphemer...

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Ooh...

Snape: ...you are to be stoned to death!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aah!

Draco: Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to Ginny was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Voldemort!".

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Oooh!

Snape: Blasphemy! He said it again!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Yeah! Yes! Yes!

Snape: Did you hear him?!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Yeah! Yes! Yes!

Hermione: Really!

Snape: Are there any Gryffindors here today?

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Uh...ooh...no...

Snape: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me...

::a rock is thrown at Draco::bladonk::

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Ooh...

Draco: Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet!

Snape: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: He did! He did! He did!

Harry: Sorry, I thought we'd started.

Snape: Go to the back!

Harry: Oh, dear...

Snape: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?

Draco: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Voldemort"!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih! He did!

Snape: You're only making it worse for yourself!

Draco: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!

Snape: I'm warning you! If you say Voldemort once more...

::a rock is thrown at Snape::bladonk::

Snape: Right! Who threw that?

Draco: Hehehe...

Snape: Come on! Who threw that?

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Him! Him! Him!

Snape: Was it you?

Ron: Yes.

Snape: Right...

Ron: Well, you did say Voldemort!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!

::rocks are thrown at Ron::multiple bladonks::

Snape: Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Voldemort!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: Aiiih!

::rocks are thrown at Snape::multiple bladonks::

Snape: Aaargh!

::a large boulder is crushing Snape::bladonk::

Neville: Good shot!

Gryffindors disguised as Slytherins: ::applause::