Hey! Zalaine's here! There's another colab I write with my wonderful friend Describethenight, and humoristic fic this time! And about Bleach!
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Hello I'm DescribeTheNight with Zalaine again! Honestly, she's the best person ever. I hope you guys enjoy this, don't forget to leave some constructive criticism. And please please please check out our previous work, Another Life.
I am Ichimaru Gin, and I live in Hueco Mundo. Since Hueco Mundo is always so dark, I tend to hang around in the Seireitei too! Do I have the permission to enter? Yes, but under one condition: I've to tell them all I know about arrancars!
DAY1
The subject today will be... An introduction to Arrancars!
Yes, that will do a good subject for the first lesson, now I've just to wait my student: the 12 thaicho! None of them but Yamamoto Taicho knows about this segment! That will be a great surprise for them!
*captain kurotsuchi shows up* Ah! Captain of the 12th division, hello! Are you ready to learn about Arrancars?
"You? What are you doing here?!" He doesn't seem happy to see me, but that will change, he's always happy to learn new things, one way, or another...
Calm down, have a seat Captain! I'll start the show right away! Did you know that Arrancars have numbers tattooed on a part of their body? Arrancars are hollows whose masks are broken. They can never fix the masks again!
"Fascinating. Tell me more!" He got really close to me and stared into my closed eyes. It's impossible to know how an Arrancar will look like in human form! Its something like gambling with faces!
After I said that, the captain turned and left. "Fascinating facts! I will come back soon after I finish analysing your words. You will let me conduct experiments when I come back!" He shut the door. I tried catching up with him, but it failed! Sigh, we'll continue our encyclopedia next time! I stopped the recorder.
DAY 2
Today's subject is "Arrancar's Zanpaktou! Their real hidden powers."
I wonder which taicho will come learn today?
"Why am I here?" I see Byakuya at the end of the studio. Come in, sit down captain! I'm gonna tell you all there is to know about Arrancars! I even made your special cookies! Byakuya sat in front of me, analysing his cookies.
So, arrancars are really powerful! But their usual powers are nothing compared to the power they possess when they release their zanpaktou, so they became real killing machines!
Byakuya looked at me for a moment. Their powers are sealed into the form of a sword. And if they say a certain phrase, the sword spell would deactivate and the Arrancar will possess all of its core power!
"Like this? : Chire, Zenbonzakura" He released his shikai with his sword and a push deep in the ground. Oh, he don't like me either!
Captain Kuchiki! You are not an Arrancar! I try to stop the Sakura blades from touching me. Please sit down!
He finally sits down, but he won't call back his blades! "So, what were you saying?" He ask me with a little sadistic smile. I do my best to swat away the blades. Captain Kuchiki, please! I have to finish the segment! The blades stop and I regain my posture. Anyways, a release of core power in an Arrancar is a transformation called resurrecion. They have a different look and they resemble their spiritual forms when they transform. Here's a clip of the Espada Grimmjow. I played the clip. See, he looks more like the panther he was when he was a normal hollow than his human form. That's all for today, we shall continue tomorrow! I'll be over there, Captain Kuchiki, away from your sharp shining blades!
I stopped the recorder.