The Tyna Mushroom
Hello, everyone. This is my first Super Smash Bros. story. Enjoy. I don't own any of the characters.
Chapter One- The Strange Mushroom
Mario's outside Smash Mansion having a brawl with the Ice Climbers and Yoshi. Yoshi launches his tongue but Mario catches it and swings him around, knocking the Ice Climbers out of the arena.
"Looza!" is Mario's yell after he lets go of Yoshi's tongue, sending him out of the ring as well.
The victory bell rings and Mario collects his prize money.
After a very obnoxious victory dance, he asks Toad, "When is-a my next brawl?"
Toad looks over the schedule, "Right after the match between Bowser and Pikachu."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peach is at the Smash Casino winning it big. She giggles with glee as the slot machines are losing every coin they hold to her.
"Step right up! Step right up!" shouts the Game Guy "Come try you luck at Koopa Roulette! Light the fuse! What can you lose? Wanna watch you luck soar? Greaten your score!"
Wanting more of a challenge, Peach heads over to the Roulette table.
She slams a handful of coins on the table and says, with a determined tone, "Fifty on the Goomba!"
The Game Guy lights the fuse at the back end of the Koopa shell and it takes off at great speed. "Round and round and round it goes! Where it stops? Who knows?"
The smoke from the Koopa shell firework clears after a couple of seconds, revealing it position.
"The princess lands on Goomba! Times the gambled 50 with the Goomba 40…2000 coin pay!"
Peach's eyes brighten as the Game Guy hands her her winnings. "750 on Boo!" She declares.
Soon, Peach feels like she could bathe in her winnings.
"Listen, Pumpkin," the Game Guy says "you're gonna win me out of house and home. I've got a wife and kids at home to feed. Please stop!"
"Please!" the gambling-addicted-Peach begs "One more!"
The Game Guy sighs and lights the Koopa shell. The shell landed on the Game Guy.
"Well…" the Game Guy said "You won but I've got no coins left."
"There has to be something! ANYTHING!" Peach persists.
The Game Guy hands her a gray mushroom with blue spots that is no bigger than her hand; actually, it's half the size of her hand.
Peach gives a disgusted look, "Is this a joke?"
"Oh, no, no, no. This is called a Tyna (tie-na) Mushroom. It may be small but I've heard it packs a punch."
Peach looks at it suspiciously and asks, "Are you trying to weasel your way out of owing me?"
The Game Guy shook his head, "There's more to that mushroom than meets the eye. It's a powerhouse in disguise."
"What's it do?"
"Beats me," shrugs Game Guy "but I wouldn't eat it. Anything could happen."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"YEEEHAAWWWW!" Mario yells as he finishes off Ganandorf with a powerful body slam.
Ganandorf lies motionless on the floor and Mario does a victory dance on Ganandorf's back.
Peach arrives with the mushroom in hand. Not wanting anyone to know about it, she quickly hides it in her mouth.
Mario comes up behind her and says, "Gooda luck with your fight against Samus, Peach!
I'll be rooting for you!" He pats her on the back.
"Gulp…"
That did it.
"Hic!" Bubbles escape her mouth. She blushes deeply. "Hic!" Smoke escapes.
Hyrule Castle is the battle ground. Samus enters, showing off her tuned-up blaster.
Peach enters. "Hiccup!" She covers her mouth after embers escape. "Hic!" Her lips turn blue.
"Awwwww…" Samus taunts "Does the mushroom princess have the hiccups?"
Peach blushes deeply. "HICCUP! HICCUP! HICCUP!" Fireballs fly out her mouth and straight toward Samus.
Samus dodges them with one second to spare. "What is that? Some magical case of the hiccups? Doesn't't matter! I'll defeat you regardless!" Samus launches a powerful energy blast.
"Hic!" Peach teleports behind Samus. "Hic!" She zaps her with lighting.
Samus flies across the arena and slams into a tower wall. She jumps across the arena and is about to body slam on Peach.
"HICCUP! HIC! HICCUP!" A tower breaks loose and slams into Samus. Samus is unconscious.
The crowd cheers enthusiastically for Peach. She blows kisses to them and hiccups loudly three times. Bubbles come out but a smile is on her face. She knows now the key to every victory; the Tyna Mushroom. There's only one problem; where is she gonna get more?
