They call him Doctor Who

His true name no one knew

He travels in a box of blue

Through space and time he flies

Running from enemies on all sides

A police box the color blue

From planet to planet it flies

From whence it came no one knew

He's supposed to watch, not take sides

And people ask: "Who was that? Who?"

He can change his face – who knew

Completely different on all sides

Over nine hundred years time flies

It's no wonder they ask "Doctor… Who?"

Seeing a different face in that box of blue

He's a time traveler and so he flies

"Does anyone need help? Who?"

Against better judgement he'll take sides

Because he can't stand to see people used, hurt or blue

And because of this his fame grew

But then silence fell on all sides

Shaking that box of blue

Hear the Ponds singing the melody to you know who

They restored the world as we knew

And he lived – away he flies

Doctor Who none knew

In a box of blue he flies enemies on all sides