Just a short dabble of I think Vanity feels when he first gets up in the morning...enjoy:D
Vanity woke up and walked over to his mirror and gasped "Oh my! I look so unsmurfy."
He quickly rubs soothing mud on his face followed by a cream...as he starts to sing to himself...
Smurf we have to do,
Perfect isn't easy but it's me...
When I know everyone is watching
I do what I must.
Some minor adjustments for smurfanity.
Each little Smurf oppose see how my
handsome shows...
Sometimes it's too much for even me...
But look at this face not a wrinkle or zit.
Perfection becomes me...
(kisses his mirror before continuing)
My rival in beauty is Smurfette but she doesn't hold
a candle to me...
Their jaws drop when I smurf on by.
So classic and classy I'm talking me
You other Smurfs all over the village
You have my pity
for you will never be a handsome as meeeeeeee!
Disclaimer: Okay that was short but it's what think Vanity would sing in the morning as he gets ready for the day...So what did you think? I don't own Vanity or any other Smurfs, this idea just came to me and I will be continuing my other story soon...