Mario's random adventures! Complete utter destruction. Part 1
"Yippee!" Yells Luigi. He was cheering because, believe it or not, the Mario Bro's are on vacation! "Were on-a vacation-a! I'ma so happy!"
I sigh. "Vacation-a? That-a is probably the worst-a thing-a ever-a!" I am Mario. you probably know me from playing all those video games about me.
"Yes... yes... vacation." Says the manager, . "You will be off for about," He checks his watch. "Three weeks."
"Why do you need your check your watch for how long we will be on vacation?" asked Peach.
"Er... I don't know. But that's how long you'll be on vacation. Is that clear? Are we ok here?" Nintendo asked.
We all said yes. Then, from the back of the room, Browser yells, "WOOHOO! Vacation, baby!"
He jumps of his chair, and grabs his suitcase. "Finally! I waited to too long for this!" He smashed some chairs away and crushed through the doors, leaving a trail of destruction. Everyone's jaw dropped.
"well, I'm leaving." said a nice Goomba.
"Yah, me too." said a Koopa.
"See ya later, Tom!" said another.
Most of everyone left. A Koopa seemed to knock down a Koopa-wizard accidentally, in which he dropped a tiny rock in the ground. Whatever, I think.
So now It's just me and my brother Luigi.
"So, now what, Luigi?" (I am going to take out the Italian accent, because it makes it hard to write, okay? Good.)
Luigi answered, "I don't know, Mari-"
Crack, crick, crackity-crack!
A huge, giant crack was on the ground. It slowly grew bigger, and bigger. It split Mario and Luigi apart!
"Luigi! Jump!" I yelled. He did, but he fell to the first floor, holding on to a vine. (A vine? The first floor?)
The split got bigger and bigger. The vines grew. That's when Mario saw roots of where the vines came from! From the tiny rock the Koopa-wizard dropped. Shame.
BOOM!
A gigantic plane crashed into the ceiling randomly! What the hell is wrong with this place?
Smash!
A huge vine smashed right through the plane and pushed out the driver. The driver was Peach!
"What the hell?" I said.
"Mario! Run! get out of here! No time to explain!" She said while pushing me to the exit- unfortunately on the other side of the room!
I fell down the crack in the ground. "AAAAAAH!"
"Er... woopsy!" Peach said, confused.
I held on to the vine, like Luigi, when another sound kicked in:
WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
The walls and ceilings seem to move to the left. Cracks were born, and some even grew large and huge!
"Why! Why!" Luigi cried.
The whole office was being destroyed!
What's wrong with Nintendo's office? find out next chapter, on Mario's Random adventures!