Basically, another random idea.
I don't own Ouran T^T
Hikaru and Kaoru were bored.
They were sitting on one of the sofas in the music room staring at the ceiling trying to find something to do. They looked around and saw Haruhi smile and thank Kyouya-sempai as he passed her his empty tea glass, to save her having to reach over and get it. Kyouya smiled back, an almost real smile which caused the twins to have an idea.
They climbed off the sofa and linked their arms, walking towards Kyouya perfectly in sync.
They stopped right next to his table.
'Hey Kyouya-sempai?' they chorussed.
'Yes?' Kyouya stopped typing and looked up at them.
'Was there something you wanted?'
'Are you in love with Haruhi?' they asked.
Everyone in the room went silent and looked over towards the little group, even Tamaki who was busy fussing over Haruhi and trying to 'help' her clean.
Kyouya eyes widened slightly and then narrowed.
'Why would you want to know such a thing?' he asked cautiously.
'Well...' Hikaru said.
'If you're mum,' Kaoru continued.
'And you like Haruhi,' Hikaru added.
'That would mean incest,' Kaoru said.
'And make you a lesbian' they finished together, with identical grins adorning their features.
A thick purple aura started radiating from Kyouya and the twins grins turned into frowns. Maybe Kyouya-sempai wasn't exactly the right target...
-the next day-
'Hey Sempai's!' Haruhi called as she, Mori-sempai and Honey-sempai ran up to Kyouya-sempai and Tamaki-sempai on their way to the third music room.
'Have you seen Hikaru and Kaoru? I haven't seen them all day' Haruhi asked.
They all looked at Kyouya.
'It has nothing to do with me' He grinned evilly and walked off.
The other members sweat dropped and exchanged a look before following Kyouya to the music room.
Afternote:
The twins weren't seen for a week and when they returned refused to tell anyone where they were. Whenever anyone says 'Kyouya' now they shiver.
Hope you liked it!
The idea basically came from me thinking about Kyouya being in love with Haruhi, and Tamaki's names for his friends. I was kind of hoping that it would come about better because when I thought of the idea I laughed for ages. My friends thought I was going crazy *sweatdrop* Btw, I didn't mean offence to anyone; I just don't think Kyouya would be really pleased with that comment.
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