"prepare for trouble"
"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"
"to protect the underground from devastation"
"TO UNITE ALL MONSTERS WITHIN OUR NATION!"
"to denounce the evils of not being cool"
"TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE CEILING ABOVE!"
"sans."
"THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"
"team spaghetti, be eaten at the speed of light"
"SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE FOR PUZZLES!"
"Chara! That's RIGHT!" Chara said, taking out a knife.
"no, no no NO NO NO"
"NO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT"
(static)
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE ENJOY THIS SMALL COMMERCIAL BREAK- BROUGHT TO YOU BY GRILLBY'S!
"Are you being stabbed by a murderous human come back from the dead aiming to destroy the world?" Grillby said.
"yup."
"Are YOU low on health?"
"yup."
"Then try Grillby's all new Colossus Burger! It heals 50 HP and tastes like real food! Now for only 200G!"
*The smell of most definitely not real food does not fill you with determination
WE NOW RESUME OUR NORMAL PROGRAM.
"H-human-kun..." Tsunderplane blushed. "There's... something I have to tell you."
Frisk stared.
"I... I..." Tsunderplane sighed. "I can't say it... after all that I prepared..."
Frisk moved closer to Tsunderplane.
...But not too close.
"Human-kun? W-what are you doing?" Tsunderplane said. "I-I... BAKA!" Tsunderplane smacked Frisk and ran away.
GAME OVER
You cannot give up just yet! Chara... stay DETERMINED!
(rolls credits)
VOICE ACTORS
Frisk: nobody
Tsunderplane: Rie Kugimiya
Unloved Background Character: Jerry
THE END
A/N: I have no soul