AN: Just something that I wanted to try out. Tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I don't own DB, DBZ or anything else that Akira Toriyama owns. I only own my ideas.
Dear Diary
Hi, I'm Nappa! And I'm currently dead. I just know that Vegeta will revive me. Oh, and he was a prison bitch.
I am a Saiyan. One of the last full blooded Saiyan's living, ya know! Though I'm technically dead, Vegeta will revive me. I love food, my bald head, and I thinks I is smart!
Oh, uh, um, there's nothing else to write about, really. I'm-I'm at a lost for words, so I, uh, guess this is a goodbye for right now.
Man, I really hope that Vegeta revives me real quick. Raditz is getting quite annoying with his gabbing of wanting to kill his brother and that green Yoshi. He complains about his hair and how it has split ends. He is constantly groaning about the fact that they should have hair supplies down here in hell. Something names "Suave," or something. He says it really makes your hair shine, and some other shit.
I don't know how Vegeta and I never killed him off to end our pain. How did we put up with his shit?
I'm gonna go and irritate him. Give him a taste of what he deserves. And later, I'll go and pick some hair from some peoples heads.
BYE!
-Nappa