Ali: Alright. I thought I'd give you something to laugh about. So read!

Renesmee: But you don't own Twilight.

Ali: I own nothing but the plot and few characters.

Renesmee: Read and review!

"Chapter 5: Surprise, Surprise. And we're rolling. Action!"

"I see with my eyes people!" Raven laughs and puts her face in her hands. "It's see with my skin!"

"Raven!" Jasper shouts, putting his hands on the couch.

Alice falls off the chair. Laughter erupts and camera goes back.

"Take two. Rolling and action."

"I see with my skin people!" Raven shouts. Walks away and trips.

Camera shakes and everyone laughs. Raven gets up and straightens herself.

"Alright we're going to ignore that." She laughs and walks back. "Keep going."

"Chaprer 8:Raven's secrets, Fight with Macavity. Action!"

"Chaprer?"

"ACTION!"

Macavity lunges for Raven and comes up short, falling in a mud puddle. He raises his head and sees Raven on the ground laughing.

"Who set this up?"

Camera turns to Emmett, showing him laughing while clutching his stomach.

"Guilty!"

Carlisle hits Emmett's head softly while laughing.

Director laughs. "C-c-cut!"

"CHAPTER 18: Betrayal. Action!"

"Mufasa matters more!"

"Just because you've found your lion king lion doesn't mean you have to boss me around. I'm older than you and Carlisle, I've also made my promise and I will keep it. I love Bella but I love Leo as well. Besides I've got to make sure Crow stays in line."

Raven and Edward start laughing. Raven waves to the camera. "Wr're adding that to the bloopers!"

Monkey laughs and camera turns to Rafiki. "Bye-bye now."

Camera turns back to Edward and Raven and they bust out laughing.

"Chapter 18: Betrayal. Action."

"Why?"

"Three reasons, one: you refused me, two: you had a weakness I could use, and three: I am Macavity's sister."

"You're a girl?"

Crow gets in feminine position. "Yes. Got a problem? Carlisle, we're leaving."

RAven falls on her back and laughs uncontrollably.

"I'm not gay!"

camera goes black.

Ali stands in front of the camera. "Hope you like my bloopers. There's more from the next four and I might ad more eventually to this."

Camera turns to loud bang and the Cullens stand there with Raven, Leo, Crow, and Macavity. They look angrily at Ali.

"Get her!" Emmett yells.

"What?"

They tackle her and take her wallet, necklace, and watch. SHe laughs and points to them. Her eyes tear up with the hurt in her stomach.

"Wait! My bacon is in that wallet!"

Bacon flies onto her face. She eats the bacon through giggles.

"Thank you!"