Just a couple of random stories…. No point, no Inuyasha, no Kagome, just random short stories concerning a little kitsune. Mischievous little thing it is. Long time since I posted anything but I couldn't help but share my demented sense of humor. I know, grammars poor, but I needed to warm up before I write a story. Who knows, some people may like this. A couple ppl liked my weird version of yu-gi-oh crew on drugs. :) Better stop drabbling, enjoy my weird fiction!! Oh yeah, if asked, I will write more about my nameless kitsune. Btw, it aint Shippo.
I don't own Inuyasha, wish I did though; I would be so rich, rich as Mr. Burns.
The kitsune and the dog….
One day, a tiny little kitsune was walking in the forest. A dog demon stopped him in his tracks. The dog demon faced the kitsune and spoke "what has you walking in MY goddamn forest?" the kitsune replied "this is MY forest you toe-rag." then a ferocious battle ensued, with the kitsune barely dodging fatal blows. Then the dog demon suddenly stopped. "Why don't we SHARE this forest?" the kitsune smirked "SCREW YOU" then stabbed the dog demon in the head with tetsusaiga. "MY forest" then went on his merry way.
End.
The kitsune and Sesshomaru….
Sesshomaru was gliding along the forest floor. All of a sudden a kitsune appeared in the form of a tree. Sesshomaru attempted to walk around the tree but was tripped by the kitsune's tree branch. "You dare trip this Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru threatened. "Stop talking to trees." The kitsune taunted. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes and unsheathed his tokijin. "ooooh, a big nasty sword," the kitsune teased, "but I have a better one" and tetsusaiga magically appeared in front of Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru snatched at it, but it had vanished as quickly as it appeared. "You will die for antagonizing me." Sesshomaru stated, and he slashed at the tree. The tree returned to its kitsune form. "Magical teleportation!!" And with that, Sesshomaru was teleported fifteen hundred miles away. "MY forest" stated the kitsune, and then bounced to the beat of the magical forest monkeys playing their drums.
End.