One day, Marshall had decided to go visit Everest and her mate, Bruno, up at the mountains alone. The team really haven't been seeing much of the Husky or the Border Collie lately - Bruno, because he wasn't a rescue dog and Everest because they haven't been needing her as often - so the Dalmatian thought it was a good idea to drop by, to check and see if they were okay. He had wanted his own mate, Chase, to come, but he and Ryder had something to do, so they wouldn't been able to make it. After promising them he would be careful, Marshall made his way to Jake's mountain. Once there, he began searching for Jake, Carla, Bruno, or Everest.

"Hello? Jake? You in there?" He asked, knocking on his cabin.

No answer.

He hummed, turning around towards Everest's snow plow and realized the door was open.

"Everest? Bruno? You guys home?" He asked, peeking inside. Seeing nothing, the pup sighed once more and was about to head back to the lookout, when a sudden piece of paper caught his eye. "Huh? What's this?" Taking it, Marshall realized it was part of a magazine, but it was the title that caught his interest. "The Seme/Uke quiz? What's that? And why does Everest have it?" Not coming up with an answer, Marshall shrugged. "Well, if it's a quiz, it might be fun to do. If I take it, maybe the others will come back!"

So Marshall sat down and began taking the quiz.

1. Do you enjoy licking things?

Marshall blinked.

"What kind of question is that?" He asked himself, but then thought about it. As a dog, it never bothered him before, so of course the answer will be yes. But then, there were certain things Marshall wished he hadn't licked, and it was kind of annoying how the urge to lick everything came so suddenly.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Chase popped into his mind and the Dalmatian blushed.

He...didn't mind licking Chase. Chase was usually the one bathing him, and Marshall just found it in his heart to do the same. For Chase, it meant that he felt completely safe with Marshall, and that he loved him, so he wanted to shower the Dalmatian with affection. It made his heart flutter.

Thinking on that, Marshall circled his answer - or at least, the one closest to it.

Whatever's in front of me (Licks lips)

That...was the weirdest answer Marshall had ever came across - but none of them would have fit the bill of saying yes instead.

2. Have you ever brought dye for yourself?

Marshall blinked again. What kind of quiz is this?

Already knowing the answer, Marshall circled, again, the closest answer he could find.

It's really not my thing

Marshall sighed. Everest sure have weird tastes, he thought. First liver-anything, and now quizzes that don't make sense!

3. Have you ever tied someone up?

Suddenly, Marshall felt like squirming.

What is with these questions? Marshall couldn't tie someone up, because Marshall was a dog! He had no hands or fingers to tie anyone up with! The heck, is this quiz for humans? If so, why does Everest have it? And why so many weird questions?

Then again, there was that one time when Marshall was hogtied by his own jump rope. How'd that happen, he will never know.

I'm always the one getting tortured (sobs)

Marshall winced. That answer didn't sound pleasant, but truth be told, Marshall usually was the one getting hurt. It kind of make sense if you look at how many times he's crashed into the other pups.

4. Have you ever been tied up?

Marshall didn't even waste time.

It's just one of many tortures I have to endure

Again, what is with the torture?! Marshall wasn't being tortured! He was just naturally clumsy. Suddenly, a dark thought came to him and he frowned in concern.

Was...was Everest being the one tortured? If so, by Bruno? Suddenly, Marshall felt concern for his friend.

5. What kind of shoes do you wear?

Marshall was really beginning to suspect Everest had taken this quiz from Jake or Carla. How else would it explain the weird questions?

I go barefoot

6. Would you feel guilty for taken advantage of someone?

Marshall paused.

Was Everest being taken advantage of? Or Carla? Well, no. Marshall knew Jake, he knew he loved Carla, and would never want to hurt her, so that went out the window fast. But Marshall was having doubts about Bruno. Sure, he's a nice guy and all, a movie star, but...if he was hurting Everest behind closed doors, then, as a friend, Marshall would have to step in.

Of course. I'd do my best to make it up to them

7. Your weapon of choice?

Marshall's jaw dropped.

Wh...what?

My charming smile

There. It was the only sane answer anyway!

8. Do you have any piercings?

No, but (gets hot thinking about my partner's piercings)

9. Alcohol?

Well, I've never tried

10. What kind of vehicle do you drive?

I take the bus

11. How do you eat your ice cream?

I don't eat ice cream

12. What gift would you give to your partner?

Candy or plushie

13. What's your ideal pet?

Marshall paused at that, remembering his own pet frog, who had, sadly passed away two years ago. He frowned, but continued with the quiz. He couldn't help but smirk at one of the answers, though, but resisted choosing it.

There was only one German Shepherd for him anyway.

A kitten or something cute

14. How do you order at a restaurant?

Tell them what I want

15. The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?

I'm use to disappointments. I'll eat it anyway

16. You catch someone checking out your partner. You:

Marshall had to breathed heavily through his nose for this. It's not quite uncommon for other dogs, female, to be checking Chase out, and every time, there was sting of jealously inside his chest, but Chase reassured him that they didn't matter, and that he loved HIM, not the females.

Still didn't mean Marshall wouldn't bite their heads off though.

Feel lucky that I have such a attractive partner

17. Your dream occupation?

It'd be fun to be in a band! (peace sign)

18. Your favorite accessory?

My leash and collar

19. What costume would you wear to a masquerade?

A Renaissance costume, or something classy, that perhaps matches my partner

20. What kind of music do you listen to?

Whatever my partner's listening to

21. Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?

Marshall tilted his head. He wasn't sure what the question meant, but usually, often, he finds himself on the bottom of a lot of things. Including Chase. A voice in his head snickered, making Marshall blush.

Bottom, unless I catch my partner sleeping (twirls rope behind back)

After that, Marshall checked his results, and...he stared.

You got: Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all ukes, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you sure to be noticed by a Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Marshall just stared, mind going blank.

"Marshall?" Marshall looked up and saw Everest coming up to him, frowning. When she spotted the paper in his hand -er, paw - she couldn't help but blush, tail hiding behind her legs. "Um, I can explain-"

"Please do, but the first thing I want to know is," Marshall continued to give her a deadpanned look. "What is a Uke? And a Seme?"