"Today is your lucky day" he said with his usual attempt at sounding smooth. "Today you're going on a date with…" pause for dramatic effect and pose, " the BROWN NINJA."
You roll your eyes and pull his across the street by your interlocked hands before the light can change. "Whatever, dork," you said rolling your eyes, and he feigned being hurt by the insult, but he couldn't hide the smug look on his face that screamed "oh yeah; she totally digs me."
The sad thing was, he was right.