Ask the Princesses!
Peach: Hello, everyone! I am the beautiful, ravishing Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom! And I would like to welcome you to ASK THE PRINCESSES!
Daisy: …why do YOU get to say it?
Goombella: (sarcastically) Because she's the 'beautiful, ravishing Princess Peach'.
Rosalina: Um… well, you reviewers out there may ask us four princesses any questions you desire.
Peach: I was going to say that! (pouts)
Goombella: TOO FUDGING BAD!
Daisy: Move over, losers, it's my turn! You can ask us humorous, dramatic, or any other crappy genres of stuff to ask us…
Peach: This calls for a… DANCE PARTY! WHOOOOOO!
(Peach and Goombella dance while Daisy cartwheels across screen)
Rosalina: Ah… as a fellow friend who is familiar with this torture, I must warn you innocent Internet writers, questioners, and readers that this contains intense insanity, stupidity, language, and… I guess that's it…
Peach: You dance like a cow!
Goombella: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! (throws lamp at Peach)
Peach: IT'S ON, WOMAN!
(Both women tackle each other)
Daisy: Cool, girly girl fight! (takes out popcorn)
Rosalina: …and perhaps some scenes of violence… so just watch your back. Please, do NOT, DO NOT, insult Daisy in any way possible. She will kill you. I'm serious. Think of the children!
Daisy: (cracks knuckles) Think of yourselves! I'm going in! (jumps into tackle fight)
Rosalina: Oh my… PEACH, PUT THAT VASE DOWN RIGHT NOW! So, you have been warned. Now, if you excuse me, I have three crazy friends to stop from killing each other. Thank you for your patience. DAISY, PUT THE GUN AWAY! YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN ARESTED TWICE!
*Have fun, people! And leave a review!*