Flare Corona walked around the Fairy Tail in a almost nervous pace. 'Where's Blondie?' Her eyes were wide-opened as usual and looked tensed. She had been looking for Lucy all day and caught no sight of her. She asked Erza, Natsu, Juvia, and Gray. Erza, Natsu, and Gray had shook their heads with the exception of Juvia. Juvia had glared at Flare, thinking she was trying to steal Gray away from her. "Go away! Juvia doesn't want another love rival! That's what Lucy is here for! Grey-sama is Juvia's!" Flare blinked and tilted her head, which Erza smiled at the way she did it. Natsu and Gray rolled their eyes at Juvia's declaration. Gray spoke. "Sorry Flare. We haven't seen Lucy at all today."
Flare looked down. "...Blondie." Erza's expression softened and she smiled warmly. "Perhaps you could ask Cana. She's in the guild's bar." Flare's face brightened and she bowed in thanks. She ran off to find Cana. The others stared after her. "Her ass isn't really too bad. Looks firm." Natsu, Gray, and Juvia stared at Erza with shocked eyes. Erza noticed their surprised gazes and blushed. Natsu spoke. "What was that?" Erza glared. "S-shut up!"
Flare walked into the guild's bar. She looked around her surroundings, and spotted Cana. As usual, she was drinking alcohol in a big barrell. Flare tilted her head at the sight and walked over to her. After gulping the last of her beer, Cana threw the barrel off to the side and reached to get another one until she noticed Flare, who looked nervous and more jittery. Cana raised an eyebrow. "You all right, Flare?" Flare tensed and held her hands together. "I-I'm looking for Blondie." Cana put on a thoughtful look on her face. "Why you looking for Lucy?" Flare blushed a dark red. "Blondie said that we were going to spend the day together, but when I woke up, she was gone. Do you know where Blondie is?" Cana raised an eyebrow. "Nope. Haven't seen her either. Sorry." Flare bowed her head in sadness. Cana's look softened, but the look faded as she reached for her barrel. When she unhooked the opening the barrel suddenly exploded. Out of nowhere, Lucy Heartfilia appeared, frantically looking around.
Flare's eyes widened. "B-blondie." Lucy looked at Flare. "Ah. Flare-chan." Cana, however was livid. "Lucy?! What were you doing in my barrel!" Lucy smiled sheepishly. "Sorry Cana. I was trying to hide because Erza was acting weird today." While she was still pissed about her lack of alcohol for the moment, Cana sighed. "What happened?" Lucy had a look of wary. "I kept hearing her muttering things about me. Very weird yet strangely...good things." Cana stared blankly. Lucy rolled her eyes and whispered in Cana's ears. Cara still kept her blank expression, then her eyes suddenly widened and a blush crossed her face. "Really? I didn't know Erza swung that way." Lucy shrugged. "Me neither." "..Blondie." Lucy and Cana both turned to Flare. Lucy smiled. "I'm sorry Flare-chan. I had to hide from Erza. But since she's not here, we can hang out. Ok?" Flare blushed but a shy smile crossed her delicate face, and she nodded. Lucy smiled wider and she took Flare's hand in her own, and the couple walked away.
Cana sighed and went to find another barrel. She went into the storage and sighed angrily; she didn't find another one. 'That's impossible!' She heard a cough and turned around, her eyes suddenly expanded. There stood Erza in her seduction armor holding the last beer barrel. She had a smirk on her face that slightly frightened yet aroused Cana. "Looking for something?" Cana stared dumbly and nodded slowly.
Erza's smirk widened.
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