"How Roman Reigns Really Got Suspended"
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment or any of its wrestlers. They are owned by the chairman of the company, Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Here's a drabble featuring that good-looking Samoan Superman, Roman Reigns and of course, Mr. McMahon. Ever wonder how Roman Reigns's supension went down? Well, take a look.
Roman Reigns was busy training and prepping up for his match when he saw Vince McMahon walking by and looking strict. Getting his focus off, Roman decided to greet the boss.
"Hey, Mr. McMahon." Roman said.
"Roman, you're suspended!" Mr. McMahon growled to Roman.
The former WWE champion was currently in shock hearing this.
"What? Why?!" Roman cried out.
"You didn't greet me with your pants down, damn it!" Vince snarled before smiling, "Have a good day now."
"I don't believe this..." Roman muttered to himself as his boss left.
Not too long ago, the current WWE champion Dean Ambrose walked by to him with pants down his ankles.
"Hey, brotha." Dean smirked.
"Dean, please pull your pants up!" Roman groaned. "Nobody wants to see your man diaper!"
"Oh, sorry. Have a good suspension!" Dean smirked as he pulled his pants up and left.
That gentleman, is that how Roman Reigns really got suspended, hence the title. Hard to believe he'd be suspended by a nice gesture.
Feedbacks are appreciated. Until next time, Warrior over and out. And you can't... teach... that!