This was inspired by the song "Shut Up and Sleep With Me" by Sin with Sebastian. I own nothing.
"Hey Ulquiorra?"
"What is it, trash?"
"Have you ever considered how emo you look with those marks?"
"I have no time for emotion, trash."
"That makes no sense!"
"Sexta, if you have nothing good to say, then do not even open your mouth."
Grimmjow crossed his arms pouting, even as he looked over the bat's shoulder to the book he was reading. "If you say love does not exist, then why the fuck are you reading Pride and Prejudice?"
"It is a classic, and as such, I should be well informed on the subject, should someone care to ask me about it. If I am not well informed, I would look like an imbecile, and by extension, so would Aizen-sama because I am his Cuatro Espada."
"Ulquiorra, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. You're just sounding like some whiny ass bitch on her period."
"Excuse me? As I am superior to you, you are not to address me with such impudence."
"Fine. Shut up and sleep with me."
"I do not have time for such fri- wait, what?"
Grimmjow left the room with a massive grin plastered across his face.