A/N:I feel like Dinoin Today so youll get a short crappy but somewhat funny story that popped into my head as i was paying the jurassic park theme song.

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NIMAS POV

*Sigh*

"Im telling you if we Get close to the Preditors and act CALM then they wont have any reason to attack!"

I Screamed. Really, the people here are just stupid.

"Yeah? and im saying that if you get close to the preditors and act calm your just a meal that aint movin!"

"Oh yeah right! if any of you had the balls to do it wed know!"

"Nima, your fucking . well start with a small one. a juvinle Raptor? like, REALLY juvinile?"

Did he just say juvinile? theres NO WAY a a juvinile would provide the anwsers i want. i wanna start big...

"No. Bigger."

"Teen raptor?.."

His voice had taken on a nervous edge. He wasent even near how big im planning.

"Nope."

"...adult...raptor?...a stupid one?..."

This guy is starting to annoy me. He knows what im going for.

"This thing aint stupid, and its a hell of alot bigger then a Raptor."

"Ohhhh god Nima dont tell me your talkin bout the rex..."

"Thats who im talkin about Mat. Shes perfect! shes big, mature, and smart. and if worse comes to worse i can run like can go wrong?"

"You are insane you know that?"

Yeah. been told before meany times. but im still doinin. I Just nod.

"Fine. FINE! you wanna get yourself killed? i wont stop you."

"Be ready to apologize when i come back RIDEING A DINO!"

"pppffff. rideing a dino. right. more like rideing a golden charriot to some perly gates."

"Awww glad you think im good nough to wind up in heaven."

'im tired of being Miss happy. I wanna start the test NOW.'

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*As the Gates to the T-Rex Pen open*

'Why was i doing this again? Oh . to test...what was it again!? oh shit im so DEAD!'

*gulp* "Heeeeere Big...girl...! oh god what was i thinkin..."

(a roar, not far off)

"well...here we go..."

'OH GOD THERE IT IS! okay...okay!...quietly...carefully...shes so big... plan. what was the plan again? Okay! act natrual. act the meat.'

(Nima throws the Strip of cow meat at the T-Rex)

"t-there you go girl! Good...Good...Now,Calm...calm...good girl..."

"I Caint believe this is actually working."

(The T-Rex Stops eating and looks at the women,Starting to walk twoards her)

"Now now girl...Comon... Thats it..."(Reaching her hand out, Nina Makes contact with the T-Rex. She t-rex bows its head obediantly, allowing Nima to Scramble onto the top of its head, and onto its back)

"Lets see...No ignition. Just leathery ...yeah...So how do you control this thing?"

(The t-rex snorted, and began to walk forword)

"AH! oh..oh okay. . lets try stopping?...Stop?"

(The T-Rex stopped, much to the astonishment of Nima)

...

(After about two hours of trying nima got to the giant metal gate, and much to Mats Amazement, did infact show up Rideing a Dino.)

"Y-you did it..h-how the hell..."

"Its called patence Bozo!"

"Patence my ass! did you drug her or something!?"

"Na. I Just gave her a little treat."

"Nima...WHERES MY PET COW?!"

"Proably in the stomich of a T-rex if not the bowels."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!"

"You mean very, VERY, big. If ya want ill get you a compy. But you dont really deserve any thing better."