Teachers From Hell!
I don't own any of the places these characters come from. If you didn't already know from my other story, Where'd You Come From?, Takal harona is Courtney and Luna.the.betrayed.ninja is Luna. In this story, however, Courtney will be Takal and Luna will be well, Luna. A character LIKE me (not me) will be in this story.
FACULTY:
Hellsing:
Integra- Principal/Head of Girls' Dorms
Dok- Computer Education
Alucard- History
Pip- French
Walter- Home Economics
Major Montana Max (Fuhrer)- German
Final Fantasy:
Sephiroth- Kendo (Or Judo)
Princess Tutu:
Mr. Cat- Dance/Head of Boys' Dorms
Kingdom Hearts:
Xemnas- Science
Axel- Child Nutritionist (He cooks the food)
Demyx- Band/Choir
Xigbar- Math
Zexion- Literature
Naruto:
Orochimaru- Art
Kabuto- Health
Deidara- Pig Latin
Yu-Gi-Oh!:
Marik- Physical Education
Bakura- Counselor/Peer Mediation
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack Sparrow- Sex Education
By this point, you should be wondering what the hell I was on to make the faculty.
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1ST PERIOD
Takal Harona walked up the stairs to her first class in the Arcadia Boarding School. The walls had posters and sometimes, bulletin boards crammed between the doors. The floors had light blue tiles and the air was perfectly air-conditioned from the heat outside. She would be a freshman this year and she was some what nervous. Something in the air was making her excited. Smiling, she opened her class door- room 208- and dropped her jaw when she saw the teacher.
Alucard stood behind his desk, wearing his hair down in a neat manner. His red glasses were half-way down his nose and he wore a white suit with a red tie. Takal walked her way to a desk next to her two friends, Luna and Fray. When all of Takal's classmates were seated, Alucard began to speak. "Hello, Class. I am Alucard, your history teacher this year." He wrote his name in capital letters with a red Expo on the dry-erase board. Fray raised her hand. "You." Alucard said, adjusting his glasses.
"Shouldn't you be.. uh.." Fray was thinking of a way to put it.
"With Hellsing?" Alucard finished. Fray nodded. "Master wanted to take some time off and teach you children." Alucard pulled out a stack of papers off his desk. "Today, you're going to have a special assignment." He walked around the room, handing a paper to each student. "I'm going to test you to see how much you know about Dracula, vampires and a man named 'Vlad Tepes'." He finally got around to giving Takal a paper.
"Finally something interesting." Fray mumbled, a small amount of happiness in her voice. Alucard smirked as he continued to pass out papers. Fray looked at the first question. "How old was Vlad Tepes when he died?" Takal looked at Luna. Luna shrugged. They looked at Fray. She was practically zooming through the paper. Takal looked around at her other classmates. Most of them were sitting there with blank looks on their faces.
"Freak.." Takal muttered at Fray.
Fray raised her hand, ignoring Takal's comment. Alucard walked to her desk and picked up her paper.
"Fray.. You know quite a bit about this subject." He wrote a grade on the paper with a red pen he seemed to pull out of nowhere and put Fray's paper back on her desk. Fray looked at the paper and smiled.
Five minutes before class ended, Alucard picked up the papers he hadn't graded yet. When the bell rang, he dismissed them in a very bored voice. "Get out. Class dismissed." When Takal walked out of the classroom and waited for Luna and Fray.
"What class do you guys have next?" Takal asked them.
"I have PE." Fray grumbled.
"I have science." Luna said.
"I'm going to dance class." Takal smiled.
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2ND PERIOD
Fray trudged to the gym. Everyone in the gym was in their own little cliques. Fray didn't belong to any cliques in this class. Feeling a little disheartened, she sat in a corner by herself. The bell for class rang and the students got quiet, waiting for the gym teacher. Then, some kid walked in a couple minutes late. He looked absolutely RIDICULOUS! Fray sniggered as she watched him walk in. It was a boy of about sixteen. He had tan skin and purple eyes. Both ears were pierced and he had a gold armlet on each arm. His hair was long, blond and spikey. He was wearing a dark purple shirt, tan cargo pants and a purple cloak that flowed behind him. The Millenium Rod hung from one of his belt loops and a silver whistle hung around his neck.
"Listen up, mortals, I'm going to be your PE instructor, Coach Ishtar; but all of you can call me 'Marik' or 'Coach'." Marik gave an evil grin. A girl giggled and the class ignored Marik and continued talking, the volume reaching a dull roar.
"This school is so fucked up." Fray said to herself, smirking.
"BE SILENT OR I SHALL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!" Marik roared, taking the Millenium Rod out. The class grew silent.
-.-'
Luna sat in the front row of her science class. A tan guy with silver hair and gold eyes walked into the room. He was wearing a white lab coat and black pants and shoes.
"Class." The man greeted, looking at his students. "I'm your science teacher, Professor-"
"MANSEX!" Luna yelled, interrupting him. The class chuckled.
"No. Professor Xemnas." Xemnas growled, irritated. "What's your name?" Xemnas asked.
"Luna." Luna said, smiling. Xemnas stood there, thinking for a moment.
"Anul." Xemnas said, writing Luna's name spelled backwards on the dry-erase board. "A-N-U-L". The class, except for Luna, chuckled.
"MANSEX!!" Luna yelled again, pointing at him like an evil monkey.
"Principal's." Xemnas stated, writing Luna an office referal.
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Takal looked around the dance room. She kind of liked it. The floors were an oak color of hardwood and the walls were covered in mirrors. A piano was in the farthest corner of the room and a brass handle bar ran across the left and right walls. A large penguin with big, blue eyes sat at the piano bench and A large, purple cat with a green shirt and tight, black pants. When all of the students were seated on the floor, the large cat spoke.
"I am your dance instructor, Mr. Cat." He said, eyes scanning over his students.
"He's soo cute!" A girl squealed.
"Cute, am I?" Mr. Cat gave a theatrical pause. "THEN I SHALL HAVE YOU MARRY ME!!" Mr. Cat exclaimed. All the girls in the room cringed, including Takal.
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