Woo! I don't really have anything to say first so let's start on some notes about the story.

- The animatronics are FURRIES! And Featheries.

- Foxy does not have a pirate accent. Only because I can't do pirate accents.

- Italicsmeans one of the characters are speaking out of the story, bold, like now, is me speaking out of the story. I will normally use their names so you know who's speaking.

- I do NOT own ANY of the characters in this story. Scott Cawthorn does. Thank you Scott :) I also don't own the asdfmovies which belongs to TomSka (YouTube)

"Fuck-ity fuck fuck fuck." Mike swore. How can he read FanFiction on the job when his laptop won't work? Jesus Christ! Mike sighed. Might as well check the cameras. Nope… nothing strange there. He put back down his tablet when he felt something tug on his jeans. He looked down when he saw a mini-sized Freddy look up at him. Freddy and his friends didn't mean to scare him the first week. It was a twisted game of theirs. They stopped after a week. Once they told him, which took another few days, Mike spent an hour of shrieking and destroying items. Yep. He had to pay for all of the damages. It's amazing that he didn't get fired.

"Good. You finally realised I was here." Freddy said.

"Why…. Are you so small?" Mike asked.

"Shouldn't you know? You're the night guard here." Freddy said.

"Funny story, I was trying to do my homework on my laptop." Mike lied.

"…Fair enough. Now help me!" Freddy said.

"On it!" Mike said, trying to get any feed on what had happened in the past hour. Nothing. Everything had been erased.

"Nope. Everything has been erased." Mike said, looking at the teddy bear known as Freddy.

"D-do you think I'll ever be back to normal?" Freddy said, tears forming in his eyes.

"I don't know…" Mike said. Much to Mike's surprise, Freddy started crying, falling on his bottom doing so. Mike flipped over a table

Oppsie that did NOT happen!

But it's cooler that way…

No. Your job is to tell the story, not CHANGE it.

Fine Mike… fine… Party Pooper.

Mike did the first thing that came to his mind.

"Chica! Bonnie! Foxy! Help me!" Mike shouted. Two seconds later (Ok, it was 45), Foxy poked his head through.

"What's wro- Oh my! Is that Freddy?" Foxy asked.

"Yep!" Mike said. Suddenly Pineapples.

OPPSIE! We just talked about this.

But… asdfmovie reference…

Grr….

FINE!

Suddenly Foxy started laughing. Freddy got annoyed at Foxy's laughing, so he pushed him over. Yes, Freddy IS a baby, but Foxy is very clumsy and unsteady on his feet. Foxy shrieked as he tumbled into the wall, only to catch himself… then fall the other way, making Freddy laugh hysterically. Foxy was less then pleased. Especially he had gotten his foot had gotten stuck in a bucket.

"Putting …whatever THAT was aside, what do we do?" Mike asked.

"Hello!" chirped a VERY excited Chica. "OH MY GOD IS THAT FREDDY HE'S SO ADORABLE!"

Freddy pouted, doubling the cuteness.

Oh my god, I know right!

I know! Freddy is so cute!

Can we continue the story?

Sure Chica. Salute me first

NEVER!

=( I can never get anyone to salute me…

"Oh course, we're going to need some supplies like toys, a crib, diapers, formula-" Chica was cut off by a very annoyed bear.

"I am NOT wearing a diaper." Freddy protested.

"Guys…" Bonnie said, sneaking into the words of the story.

"Yes you are, I don't want to clean up any of your messes." Chica said.

"Guys…" Bonnie tried again, a little louder.

"I won't make any messes!" Freddy said.

"Guys!" Bonnie said, even louder than before.

"Potatoes!" Foxy said.

"GUYS!" Bonnie shouted. Everyone shut up, apart from the Foxy who was eating some potatoes he had found, and turned towards Bonnie.

"What?" Mike asked.

"Goldie has been turned into a baby." Bonnie said, showing the gang a sleeping, golden bear who had shrunk, just like Freddy. Suddenly a clock chimed. It was 6am.

"We are so screwed." Mike said in the awkward silence.

Hey! So this is a project I have been meaning to start since… forever basically. So, this is my 2nd FNAF story, my first not including the one shot I've posted.

If anyone in the reviews can offer a good nursery in the original pizzeria (from the first game) which isn't Pirate's Cove that'd be great.

So yeah… potatoes.