A/N: Clearly I don't own the Harry Potter books nor would I want too if they all sucked as much as they do now and was so damn predictable. I hate H.P. I've only seen the three first movies all of them blow and read the first book before I thought I just might kill myself of how over predictable it all was. So why do I seem to write a lot of H.P. fan fic's? Well the truth is, for some reason I rather good at it. Maybe it is because I give you all the things the real books are missing, a twist you never saw coming, HA! So bare with me if I get something wrong, just let me know if I said the wrong name or thing. But just to save you all a LOT of time, this does not follow the books at all. I will do my best to keep up to book four right, but after that it all coming out of thin air….Oh and yes my spelling/grammar sucks, I use spell/ grammar check, but it doesn't get it all. You want to beta for me I am down with that. Just send them to my e-mail.

Chapter 1

The day had started out grate for the whole school; six year was going to be a blast as all the years before them. Everyone was of course speaking of the golden trio or dream team being back at school and just what would they do to make all wish they were a member. Draco Malfoy was not one of them; he was anit- dream team. In his mind they were all spotlight stealers and attain hogs. Potter being the worst one of them all, with his non -stop spot light. This was just another one of those years Draco was stuck with them in the worst school ever; do to all the Potter fan's running around him. It was sickening too be a part of. Today was no different than any of the days or years before there two houses were shoved into yet another class together them on one side being all fussed over and him on the other being glared at.

There new dark arts teacher, yes damn it there was always a NEW dark arts teacher, because no one could fucking hold the job. A Ms. Stone had this wild idea that the two classes should go into the woods and find one spider or something else dark and dangers. Why he had no clue, pure madness seemed the logic behind this. Worst of all she split them up into pairs, one person form each house and sent them in that way. Just his luck to get stock with Hermione Granger it was like this every year one teacher got it in their head to stuff him with a dream team member, well at least this time he had the one who could think for a change. Weasley was about as smart as a box of rocks and Potter, dear gods it was a wonder how that fucking kid wasn't dead yet. He was so dim witted his own pet had to teach him things about the wizarding world. Granger was annoying as hell, but at least she knew what the hell she was talking about and wasn't just making shit up as she went along.

"Malfoy are you listening to me?" Her voice snarled at him as they walked down a path in the woods together. He just kind of gave her this look that said 'no' which made her get all red in the face, making his day. "You're such a git, if you think I am doing all the work you can think again" she huff at him as they came to a cliff, he was thinking about pushing her off it when his eyes spotted a large bat in the tree tops.

"Shut your whole" He snapped at her before pointing up to the animal "I don't need to hear your voice anymore. Gods knows you love the sound of it, but I don't. Now get the damn bat so we can be done here." She was pissed as she pulled out her wand and got the animal out of the tree Draco thought her head might explode. "There now we can go" she turned back to him as he said this shaking her head "Do like never listen to anyone?" She snap before pulling out a note book "We have to edify the animal, take it's photo and then we can return" She tossed him the book "I caught it you can do the rest" Draco just rolled his eyes at her before doing his half, which would have been a lot easier if her spell hadn't sucked and the bat didn't wake up before he could snap a photo of it "Damn it Granger, stop it" He yield at her sick to death of hearing the sound of her voice.

As she was pulling out her wand the bat came back, only this time to dive boom them. Maybe because it was pissed off for being knocked out. At first it was no big deal, they jump out of the way each time it came at them. Draco got sick of waiting for her to knock it back out, so he did. "THERE! Now take its fucking photo already" yet another fight was about to happen when they heard something that sounded like thunder, there wasn't a cloud in the sky though. "What was that?" he asked looking around them uneasy. Granger was standing on some large rocks doing the same thing "Maybe heat lighting" She shrug taking a photo of the bat and then all hell broke loose.

The thunder was not the kind in the sky, if was the thunder of a group of bat wings hiding in a cave Granger happened to unknowingly be standing on. As the bats came flying out of the cave at assume speeds Granger was knocked off the rocks the camera being through into the air and her landing flat on him like a large magnetic slamming into another. They hit the ground at the same time the camera did, it was snapping photos all around them, but that wasn't the worst part! Sure having Granger land on top of him, as he hit the hard ass ground didn't feel so grate to his back or front. That he could of gotten over with a 'Get the fuck off me' or something.

The worst part was when Granger hit him, they kiss! The force of her being through, to slam into him, had been enough to make their lips smash together, in what would look like a positioned kiss. An kind of felt like one too. Both of them were in shock of the whole thing, they didn't know there kiss had been snap shouted into Hogwarts history. All they knew was they were on the ground lips locked and eyes wide open. Once they snapped out of it Granger scrambled off him nether one speaking until a "That didn't happen!" came from her lips. All he could say in response was 'Agreed'

When they got back to class they must of looked like hell, because everyone was starring at them and asking what the hell happened, at which both of them hissed 'I don't want to talk about it' Draco handed over the camera with the notes as the ball rang. He couldn't have known the nightmare about to unfold before them. Granger taking off at top speeds too get, away from him as he stayed behind, not wishing to see her after their little mishap. He only kind of heard the teacher saying one of the younger year classes would be developing the photos later that afternoon.

The rest of the day went by with no trouble, except for the fact he didn't quit know what he thought of that morning kiss. It was gross to think his lips had been locked with that know-it-all bookworm Granger. Yet on some level it was kind of funny too, to know how freaked out she must be knowing she had kissed him. He could have laughed if the fact of the matter wasn't so upsetting to think about. When Draco left his last class he noticed a group of second years staring at him. They seemed to giggle before running off. That seemed to be happening a lot after the first time. He wondered what the hell was so funny as he made his way to dinner only to end up standing outside the doors with Granger and her friends. Along with some other kids as well, he couldn't say anything and neither could he. They felt really awkward around each other. One second year seemed to know way as someone yelled "Granger are you going to through yourself on Malfoy again?" Draco plied turning to the sound of the voice. 'Oh dear god know!' There was a hug rough of laughter form the second years, but no one else seemed to get the joke. "We know he hot, but really Granger control yourself!" Someone else yield. Then another and another "I don't know I think he liked it!" All eyes were on the two of them.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Draco snapped as if he didn't know and then he saw it being waved in the air. A photo that look sooooo wrong to his eyes, there was Hermione hands on his shoulder their faces locked in a kiss as they hit the ground over and over again. "GIVE ME THAT!"