Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING BUT MY TORTURE TACTICS AND SHADOW!
Sakura: Don't forget me!
me: Oh yeah, her too.
Sakura: *sulks in emo corner* I feel so forgotten...
Shadow: Oooookay. Well, you guys voted, so ta-DA!
me: Thank you for reveiwing The Lords of the Frying Pan!
Riga: THAT WAS AWESOME! WHOO HOOoooooo...
Tobuscus: DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD, SWORD, SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD, SWORD!
me: YES! I LOVE YOUR DIAMOND SWORD! *robs Tobuscus*
Tobuscus: MY SWORD!
me: I'M ALL POWERFUL!
Ryuga: Stop and I'll kiss you.
me: *gives sword back to Tobuscus*
Ryuga: *walks away*
me: I'VE BEEN CHEATED!
Well, you people wanted to know the most evil things I've done to Masamune, so here's ten things!
#1: Kicked Masamune into a pit of Anacondas .
#2: Locked Masamune in a closet with a zombie and just laughed whenever he screamed.
#3: Chased after Masamune with the machine gun I stole from Ryuga with him screaming for My Little Ponies to rescue him.
#4: Took his throne of being the KING OF FAT PINK UNICORNS THAT SPIT FROSTING AND POOP MACARONI and kicked him into a volcano.
#5: Sent the Grim Reaper after him and enjoyed the screams of him in the coffin.
#6: Threw him into The Shark Tank of Death by Nibbles flinging gummy bears into his pants while he was being eaten alive.
#7: Told Ryuga that Masamune said that he was better than him. I enjoyed the sight of Ryuga murdering the unicorn boy ^_^
#8: Hit him with my TRIPLE RAINBOW DEATH RAY. He turned into a green cloud of sparkles.
#9: Put him in a head lock and forced him to admit that he was NOT the number one blader.
#10: Kicked him where it hurts repeatedly with Sakura and Shadow holding him down while feeding him chunky chocolate milk.
I hope you guys thought this was funny! And I hoped you enjoyed this. The list did not go from most evil to least. It went in the order I thought these up while doing to Masamune in the back of my mind where my insaneness comes from. If you guys want more torture tactics I use on him, please tell me. And please reveiw to let me know how I did ^_^ I LOVE YOU ALL THE WAY I DO WITH JEFF THE KILLER!
Shadow: Its not a good thing...
me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Masamune: *in the form of the human pretzel* Why did you guys vote for this?
me: SHUDAPP! *whacks with lamp*
Masamune: Oh, the pain i_i
me: Thanks for reading!
Masamune: I hate you all *cough*
me: Thank you!
Masamune: YOU ARE INSANE WOMAN!
me: Aww, thank you! *strangles Masamune*
Masamune: *cough cough faints*
me: R&R everyone!
Ryuga: She didn't torture me this time XD!
me: Let's go watch Doctor Who!
Ryuga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...