Danny, Virginia, Daryl, and Katrina are on Main Street Empire City, (A obvious parody of New York City.) on a October day, "Me and Danny are gonna go shopping." said Virginia, "Okay, well I'm gonna go with Daryl, right Daryl." said Katrina and she turned her head to where Daryl was but now no one is there, "Fuck, well at least I have you two." same goes with Danny and Virgina, "Oh goddammit." She said.
After like 2 hours of shopping. Danny and Virgina are walking down the streets, they bump into a white, brown, and gray male Jack Russell Terrier that reeks of cigarette ash, Motor oil, and garbage, he have black shades on, a leather jacket over a gray t shirt, and a red bandana around his neck and a brown female Saluki that smells like cheap perfume, and a hint garbage, she have a black cocktail dress on, "Opps sorry about that." said Virginia, "No no it's fine." said the Saluki, "Sorry about sir." said Danny, "No man, it's good." said the Russell Terrier as he and the Saluki walk off, "Wow what nice people- wait where's my purse- oh those motherfucking thieving bastards!." said Virginia, "What?" Danny said, "Check your wallet, said Virginia, Danny fallows, "Son of a bitch!" said Danny. Danny and Virginia started to chase the two to a montage that is set to Neutron Dance by the Pointer Sisters the only thing I would point out is that a lot of property damage happens from the 4 running cross the street causing cars to smash into poles, other cars, buildings, and even some people too. Danny tackles the Saluki at the end of the montage, "Help police this man is trying to steal my purse!" yelled the Saluki, then a cop came and wack Danny with a nightstick getting Danny off of her, "Later sucker!" said the Saluki as she ran off.
Virginia is chasing after the Terrier into a alleyway, the Terrier tried to climb a fence but Virginia pulled him off and threw him to the ground, "So you're gonna play it that way." said the Terrier, "Just give me back my boyfriend's wallet." said Virginia, "What wallet, I don't have anyone else's wallet just my own." said the Terrier, "Just give me the wallet, before my boyfriend beat the living crap out of that street whore." said Virginia, "Hey don't ya talk about Rita that way." yelled the Terrier, "Or what, would that trashy whore give me all kinds of STDs" said Virginia, "No this would happen." then Virginia turn around just to get Roundhouse Kicked in the face by Rita, Rita turned her head to the Terrier "You really put up a fight there Dodger." said Rita, "Hey well she knocked me down and well I didn't wanted to hit her, at least you still look good." said Dodger as he was getting up, but then a batter and bloody Danny came in and tackling Dodger down to the ground, "Get off of him." said Rita as pulled Danny off of him, "Jeaze man chill, we didn't steal your wallet, or her purse." said Dodger, "Than why do she have two purses." yelled Danny, "He bought me two." said Rita, "So Mr Trashy Biker that smells like a dumpster fire bought you Mrs First Rate Whore two purses that don't match, but one looks just like the purse that went missing when we bumped into you." said Danny, "One don't call me a First Rate Whore, do you call her that, and two yes that happened." said Rita "What did I miss?" asked Virginia as she got up, spitting out a tooth, "Oh just your little hubby calling me a first rate whore and attacking Dodgie." said Rita, "One did you just call him Dodgie because that's cute, and two Danny looks like he just got hit by a truck, and Dodgie over there looks fine, he smells like crap, but he's fine." said Virginia, "Get down on the ground." yelled a cop as he pulled out a gun Danny, Virginia, and Rita surrender, but Dodger still stands, "Why thank ya officer for taking these mean college kids away." said Dodger, the officer sighed, "You too Dodger." said the officer, "What? What did I do?" said Dodger, "Dodger don't play stupid we know about you and your little gang down at the station." said the officer, "What gang?" said Dodger, the office just gave up with Dodger and push him down onto the ground.
Let's see what Daryl is doing in this city of Dreams and as shown by Danny and Virginia nightmares too. Daryl is walking around in the richer neighborhood, into he see a Chihuahua with a green bandana and a white tank top on yelling at a really nice house, "Come on, you know want me!"said the Chihuahua, "Hey you know house can't talk." said Daryl, "No crap man, I'm talking to the lady inside the home." said the Chihuahua, then the light blue Poodle wearing a light pink shoulder pads jacket opens a window to the house, "Tito I'm going to call the cops!" yelled the Poodle, "Come on, you never gave me a chance!" said Tito, "I gave you many Alonzo!" said the Poodle as she slam the window, but then a cinder block come throw the window, the Poodle screams in terror, "Man what are you doing!" yelled Tito, "Get in there!" yelled Daryl, as he threw Tito threw the same window, the Poodle ran to the phone, as Daryl was climbing threw the broken window, "Tito stop her!" yelled Daryl, "I'm fine here." said Tito, "Get up!" said Daryl as he grab Tito. Daryl ran down the stairs and turned to the kitchen where the Poodle is and then he knock down the Poodle when she was on the phone as she was punching in 911, "Help someone help!" said the Poodle, "Why are you yelling for help lady, I'm just helping out T-Bone here to get you two to at least talk to each other." said Daryl as he is sitting on her so she won't try to call the police, "You broke into into my house, you knock me down, and you're spreading your dirtiness all over the place, you will be lucky if ." said the Poodle, "Maybe you need some more time to get use to him." said Daryl, "Why are you trying get me with that street rat." said the Poodle, "Hey, I'm better than that, you're just jealous Georgette!" said Tito, "Jealous of what, not being with a street rat." said Georgette, "No man, you're jealous that you got have a man like me." said Tito, "Yeah a very small and cute little man." said Georgette, "Hey I not cute, I'm handsome and intimidating." said Tito, "No you're cute." said Georgette, "No I'm not. Hey you get up I what to show this lady that I'm tuff." said Tito, "Okay." said Daryl, Daryl got up, but Georgette got up and ran to the phone, "Oh crap!" said Daryl, Georgette got to the phone but Daryl graped the phone and pulled it off the wall, "Man don't you think that's a little bit much?" said Tito, "She was going to call the cops." said Daryl, "I wasn't." said Georgette, "Oh let me guess you were going to call a pizza place and we're going to have a slumber party with all of your girlfriends." said Daryl in a very sarcastic way.
Let's see what Danny and Virginia are up two. The 4 are in the back of a Patty Wagon, Danny is trying to break the cuffs, "Hey man don't try to break them, you're gonna break the bones in your paw." said Dodger, Danny just gave him the death stair, "Give me 5 minutes and I will get you 2 out of here." said Dodger, "Go die in a fire." said Danny, "Okay then." said Dodger, Dodger got a bobby pin from his jacket's pocket and pick the lock with it, and he gave one to Rita to do the same, "Danny we should at least let them help us." said Virginia, "Virginia they stolen my wallet and your purse, what makes you think they will help us." said Danny, "Well you're a young and healthy guy and I can't break this door open by myself, we normally have Einstein to get the doors open, "Who's Einstein?" asked Virginia, "One hell of a man." said Rita but then the van got hit by a car and flips over on it's side bursting open the door, causing Dodger fall on Virginia's chest face first, and Rita on to Danny's chest back first. Rita got up, "FFFF AAHHHHHH, god that hurts, Dodger are you okay?" asked Rita, Dodger flips onto his back, "Yeah I'm good." said Dodger, "Nice." said Danny. The 4 got out of the van to see the whole 14 car pile up, "Wow, we fucked this town up." said Danny, then Dodger and Rita walked away, Danny and Virginia follows suit.
Let's go back to Daryl and the mess he made. Daryl, Tito, and Georgette are still in the same situation they were in a hour ago, "Man screw this, I'm heading back to the barge." said Tito, "Wait you live on a boat?" asked Daryl, "Yeah." said Tito, "Can I see it." said Daryl, "Yeah sure." said Tito, "Hell yeah, Frenchie we're going on a boat." said Daryl as he grab Georgette by the waist and put her over his shoulder, "Hey put me down!" screamed Georgette as she punch and kick Daryl to put her down, "Good luck with that lady, I've been fighting with gators since I was a pub, hell that's how I lost my pinky finger on my left hand." said Daryl, Georgette faints.
Daryl, and Tito arrives at the barge, "S.S. Fagin." said Daryl, "Yep home sweet home." said Tito, Georgette starts to wake up, "Where am I?" she said, "S.S. Fagin." said Daryl, "Man, why did you bring her anyways?" asked Tito, "She's a nice Lot Lizard." said Daryl, "Alright." said Tito wondering why did he call her a Lot Lizard, "Why did you call me a Lot Lizard?" asked Georgette, "Trucker talk." Daryl respawned, "Can you tell me what that means?" asked Georgette, "It means you're pretty woman." said Daryl with a big ole shiteating grin, "Your face is telling me you're lying, but I'm going to take that as a compliment." said Georgette, "You're welcome." said Daryl with that grin still on his face.
A black personal luxury coupe with tinted windows came down the road, "Shit man it's the Sykes brothers, quick hide." said Tito. The three hid behind a old abandoned car. The black car parks in front of the ship, two doberman pinschers gets out of the car, "Dodger rent is do!" yelled the pinscher with a red tie on, "Hey Roscoe, I think that cheap bastard isn't here." said the pinscher with a blue tie on, "Well then, let's make sure they know we came over DeSoto" said Roscoe, DeSoto grab a whiskey bottle from the car, the morning's paper, and he pulled out his lighter, "Hold on Tito, I'm gonna kicked these guys' asses." said Daryl, "Man don't- Oh god he's already running." said Tito, "Hey Rosco P. Coltrane!" yelled Daryl, "What?" said Roscoe, Daryl clothesline DeSoto making him throw the molotov cocktail away from the ship, Roscoe trips Daryl causing Daryl to fall in the depths below, Roscoe turn to the old car and fire 5 shots into it, "You're better off dead Dodger! Come on DeSoto, I'm getting a beer." said Roscoe, Roscoe and DeSoto got into the car and drove off, Daryl got out of the water with a fish in his hand, "Hey I got diner!" said Daryl, "You just killed us!." yelled Tito, "How is she dead?" said Daryl, "No don't try to get out of this!" said Tito, "But I'm wondering." said Daryl, "Get out of here!" yelled Tito, "Hey man wait, I will help out." said Daryl, "Don't just go away." said Tito.
Two other dogs and a little kitten walks up to the ship, "Hey Tito." said the Gray Great Dane wearing a gray button up with a white tank top as a under shirt, Tito stayed quite, "Tito what's wrong?" said the Orange Tabby Cat, wearing a orange Hockey jersey that is two sizes too big for him "Sorry Oliver but, this maldito idiota just killed us all!" yelled Tito, "Oh god." said the Tan Bulldog wearing a brown blazer as he faints, "Wait so we're not gonna go to the park when we pay them off." said the Great Dane, Tito sighs "No Einstein we can't" he said, "Oh." Einstein said with a downer face.
Dodger and Rita came to the ship, "Hey guys we got enough for 5 years and then some. Why is Frank on the ground, and who are those two?" said Dodger, "This is that lady I was talking about the last few weeks, and that guy is the reason why we're dead." said Tito, "Oh- Wait what?!" said Rita, "Yeah thanks to that idiot we're good as dead." said Tito, Danny and Virginia ran up, "Hey you guys still have my wallet, and her purse!" said Danny, "Hey Daryl, why do everyone look so sad?" said Virginia, "We're going to die." said Frank, "Calm down Frank." said Dodger, "It's Francis." said Francis, "Look I'm gonna head over there and them those two a talk, if I don't come back run to Paradise City (Miami) or Ciudad Juego (Las Vegas with a hint of Los Angeles) okay." said Dodger, "I'm going with you Dodger." said Rita, Virginia chuckles at Rita calling him Dodgie, "No don't, I don't want you to end up like me." said Dodger, "Dodger those places aren't that much better, Paradise have a coke problem, and Ciudad have gangs, the only place with no crime is rural parts." said Rita, "Yeah I don't mean to ruin this, but the country have crime, where do you think guys like them dump bodies plus shiners." said Daryl, "Great we're doomed." said Oliver, Oliver started to cry and curled up in a ball, "Um, kid." said Georgette, Oliver look up at her, "Don't worry, I'm here to help you. I have a home in Bayside far away from all of this." said Georgette, Oliver got up and hugged Dodger, "It's going to be alright kid." said Dodger, "I don't want you to die Dodgie." said Oliver, "Don't worry kid, I will be back." said Dodger, "Hey, I know I screwed up, but me and this guy *points at Danny* lives in a dorm at Paradise U, you guys can stay there." said Daryl, Danny gave Daryl the are you being serious face.
Someone knock on the door, "Shhh" said Daryl, Daryl grabbed a 2x4 with a nail in it and he open the door a crack, "Hello." said Daryl in a old lady voice, "Hey I've been told that my boyfriend Daryl might be here." said a female voice, "Oh thank god it's Katy" said Daryl, Daryl open the door just to see Katrina and DeSoto holding a 44 Mag up to her head, "Hey I found this girl asking around where is her boyfriend is, what she said sounds a lot like this hillbilly moron who clotheslined me earlier." said DeSoto, Daryl swinged that 2x4 at DeSoto, digging that nail deep into his right arm forcing DeSoto to drop the gun which fire when it hit the ground, everybody got down, DeSoto tried to pull the 2x4 off of his arm, but it's really in there, Daryl pull DeSoto down the stairs with the 2x4, DeSoto was in a lot of pain, he gave up and just lied down there waiting for his brother or death, Daryl poke the Pincher with a stick, "Hey are you dead." he said just to annoy the Pincher, "I'm not dead you hick bastard!" yelled DeSoto, "Hey I know who my father is." said Daryl, "Yeah he is also your mother's brother." said DeSoto with a grin on, Daryl twist the 2x4 just to make DeSoto scream in pain, "Don't ya talk about George McCuiston that way again!" yelled Daryl, "He was a piece of shit Daryl!" yelled Danny, Daryl pick that gun up and armed it at Danny, "What did you say!" yelled Daryl, "Yeah that's what I thought." said Daryl, DeSoto grabbed Daryl's leg and bit it, "AAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Daryl, Dodger kicks DeSoto in the face, "Get away from him!" yelled Dodger, DeSoto spit a tooth out "Haha, you all are going to die, and I'm going to be drinking on the beach in Bayside." said DeSoto, "I think he's going crazy from blood loss." said Rita, "We should keep him alive so the mob won't go after us for life." said Katrina, "No one cares!" said DeSoto, "Shut up you gangster bastard she do have a point." said Danny, "Plus we do need a new home away from all of this." said Rita, "Okay, V and Katrina go get the cars me and Daryl would stay here to keep him down." said Danny.
The 10 stayed in the boat waiting for the girls to come back, the 10 heard a car pull in, "Get ready to die Dodgie." said DeSoto, "Shut Up." said Rita, "Oh you know Roscoe like them sassy." said DeSoto, "He better like you upside down and naked." said Tito, everyone just looked at Tito, "Tito is there something you what to tell us?" said Dodger, the door opens, "Hey we got the cars." said Virginia, Danny and Daryl picked DeSoto up and threw him in the trunk of Katrina's car, "Okay Daryl, Katrina, Tito, Georgette, Oliver, Einstein, and Frank." said Rita, "It's Francis." said Francis, "And FRANK will be with Katrina. Me and Dodger will go with Danny, and Virginia." said Rita, "Great." wisper Danny.
Danny, Virginia, Dodger, and Rita are in Danny's car, Darkest Side Of the Night is playing on the radio, "So um... How's your relationship?" asked Virginia, "Oh yeah. Dodgie guess want." said Rita, "What?" said Dodger, "I'm pregnant." said Rita, "Oh my god, I bet your babies will be so cute!" said Virginia, "Okay." said Dodger, "Is that all you're going to say." said Virginia, "What do you mean?" said Dodger, "I mean you seem so deadpan about it, shouldn't you be more I don't know excited." said Virginia, "Look foxy, I have a lot of things on my mind, okay." said Dodger, "Well I feel like you should be a little bit more enthusiastic about this." said Virginia, "Yeah yeah." said Dodger.
In Katrina's Car with the same song playing on the radio. Oliver is laying on Georgette's lap, he's a sleep while everyone else is still up except for Einstein, "Yo Georgette, are you starting to like Oliver like in a motherly way?" asked Tito, "Look Tito, I don't want to have kids or whatever comes out of you, but you can't just stand there while a little kid is crying right in front of you, I have a soul." said Georgette, "Sometimes I feel like you don't have one." whispered Tito, Georgette slapped the back of his head, "Oh Tito, Tito, Tito, your love life reminds me of." said Francis, "Frankie don't start this okay." said Tito, "It Francis I have you know Tito." said Francis, "I will have you know my fist if you keep annoying me Frankie!" said Tito, "Can you two shut up and kiss already!" yelled Daryl, "Man I'm not like that." said Tito, "Then shut up." said Daryl.
The 12 arrived at the dorms at 1 in the morning, Danny and Daryl pulled DeSoto out of the trunk, "I think he's going to die dude." said Danny, "What no, he's just sleeping. Look we will throw him in the tub and put some bandaids on him." said Daryl, Dodger open to the door to the dorm just to see Earl and Ace watching Tony Clifton on the TV, "He's Andy Kaufman you know." said Ace, "Horseshit, this man isn't him." said Earl, "Hey get off your lazy asses and help us with this bastard!" yelled Daryl, Ace and Earl got up and help to pull DeSoto up to the upstairs bathroom, "What the hell did you two get into?!" yelled Earl, "Long story that involves a gang of pickpocketing BASTARDs! And a poor little Chihuahua in love with a rich upper class Poodle." said Danny, "Do she have nice tites at least?" asked Earl, "Only the best." said Tito with a big bag of ice, "Nice." said Earl, Tito poured the ice into the tub and Daryl dropped DeSoto into the tub and handcuff him to handle of the tub, "Hey look at me." said Daryl, DeSoto looks at Daryl, "This will hurt like hell." said Daryl then he pulled the 2x4 out of his arm, DeSoto let out a yell that'd curl your hair, "Hey." said Dodger, DeSoto keep screaming and swearing "Hey!" said Dodger as he slapped him, DeSoto stop screaming and turned his head at him, "Are you going to leave me and the gang alone." said Dodger, "Hell no." said DeSoto, "Well okay then." said Dodger, Dodger opens up DeSoto's shirt then he slash DeSoto's chest with a switchblade that came from Ace, DeSoto screams again, "Are you going to stop messing with us now." said Dodger, "You're so fucking dead, your friends are dead, even that street whore you fucked is good as dead." said DeSoto, "Okay then hold still." said Dodger, Dodger slashed at DeSoto again this time deeper, "This is so inhumane, I expected better from you two." said Francis, "Frankie, this guy gave us hell for years, are you sure you don't want to do anything to him." said Tito, "You're starting to sound like Roscoe." said Francis, "So what, a little bit of torture never hurt anyone!" said Ace, "I think Frankie is right guys." said Tito, "Yeah I kinda feel like a piece of shit now." said Dodger, "You two sound like a couple of pussies." said Ace, Dodger slapped Ace, "What the hell was for!" yelled Ace, "Don't say that, I know a little kid who's a cat, and I love him like a brother!" said Dodger, "I don't give a shit about some little pussycat you know." said Ace, Dodger punched Ace in the gut, "What did I just say don't say that!" yelled Dodger, "Jesus calm down Dodger." said Danny, Dodger sighs "Okay, I'm gonna get a beer do you want anything?" said Dodger, "Nah man I'm good." said Tito, "Nah we're good." said Danny, Dodge (Not Dodger) got back from work and he was walking into his room into he saw this scene, "What the- you know what, I'm getting too old to question this shit." said Dodge, then he went to bed.
Let's go back and see what happen with the girls during that scene. The two boys took DeSoto into their dorm Dodger, Tito, Einstein, and Francis follows suit, "Georgette what is Dodger doing?" said Oliver, "They're trying to fix DeSoto up." said Georgette, her, Oliver, Rita, Virginia, and Katrina started to walk to the Girl's dorm, "But shouldn't they just let him die." said Oliver, Georgette was shocked at what Oliver said, "Oh my god. How could a kid his age think of that." Georgette thought to herself, "Rita you're not going to say anything about that?" said Georgette, "Georgette the kid have been throw a lot." said Rita, "Yeah but he wants that man to die, that doesn't sound like a kid at his age should say." said Georgette, "Well Georgette just like what I've said, "The kid have been throw a lot." he's not like any kid his age, at least the ones you knew." said Rita, "What do you mean by, the ones I knew?" asked Georgette, "I mean white collar, birthday and christmas every year, never lower than 75 degrees (Or 23 Celsius) on a cold winter's day, and a father that was there, and a non alcoholic mother." said Rita, as she was listing off those things she started to cry, "Oh Rita don't cry, that's all in the past think now, think what's going to happen in the future with your new family." said Georgette, "Thanks Georgette. Also how do you that I'm pregnant?" said Rita, "Girl, how can I not notice, we're women we know these things." said Georgette, Rita just looked at her in a confused way, "So Oliver, are you happy that you're out of the city." said Georgette, "I don't know Georgette, I don't know." said Oliver, "What do you mean?" asked Georgette, "I don't know." said Oliver, "Well Home sweet home girls." said Virginia as they arrive at the girl's dorm, "B-but I'm not a girl." said Oliver, Virginia open the front door just to see a passed out Dixie with a beer in hand, cigarette in mouth, and a rope that is too small for her, it's basically a shirt for her, and the TV is playing the National Anthem before signing off, "Oh goddammit Dixie!" yelled Katrina, Dixie woke up and got up from the couch, "No sit down, knowing you that robe is the only thing you're wearing." said Katrina, Dixie sat back down, "Well as I can see, you have a new home, I gonna go to my Bayside Home and sort out paperwork for letting a kid in there." said Georgette, Georgette pulled out a big brick size phone out of her jacket and ran off calling someone, "Lying bitch." said Rita, "What do you mean Rita?" asked Oliver, "Well she... Hey kid aren't you tired." said Rita, "Well kinda, but I want to know why you don't like Georgette?" said Oliver, "Well then how about I put you to bed then we will talk about this tomorrow." said Rita, the two got up stairs and went into Virginia and Katrina's room, "Hey um-" said Katrina but Virginia cut her off, "Feel free to stay here for as long you want." she said, "Thanks." said Rita she and Oliver went into the room.
Later at Georgette's Bayside Summer Home, Georgette's driver drop her off at her Summer Home, "Thanks." said Georgette, the driver drove away and Georgette went into her home just to see darkish, she flip on the lights and there was Roscoe seating on her couch, "Why good morning Georgette." said Roscoe, Georgette gasp at the site of him, "How do you know where I live?" said Georgette, "I have business down here, now take a seat right by me." said Roscoe, "Why would I." said Georgette, Roscoe grab her and throw her down onto the couch, "Now can you tell me where is my brother?" said Roscoe, "I don't know." said Georgette, "Oh Georgette, you're really breaking my balls here." said Roscoe, "I could do the same to you in the bedroom." said Georgette, Roscoe was surprised when she said that and even chuckle at it too, "Oh I see you're taking a page out of Dodgie's book, being a clown I like clowns I have you know, I really like them with all of their fingers cut off." said Roscoe, Georgette stayed quiet in fear of the pincher, "Staying quiet too. Would you stay quiet with this out of your hand." said Roscoe as he lunge at her ripping the phone out of her jacket and throwing it at the wall, "Are you still playing stupid with me now!" yelled Roscoe, "NO!" yelled Georgette, "Oh now the bitch is talking." said Roscoe, "Please don't hurt me." said Georgette as she started to cry, "I won't hurt you if you tell me where DeSoto is." said Roscoe, "I s-still won't tell you." said Georgette, Roscoe sighs, "Okay then." he said, Roscoe pulled out a 357, "Tell me where he is." said Roscoe, Georgette keep crying, "Hey I said, "Tell me where he is." that means tell me now!" yelled Roscoe, Georgette still didn't answer him, "This is 357 one of the strongest handguns in the world it would blow your head clean off." said Roscoe, "You will never get anything out of me!" said Georgette, Roscoe shot off a bunch of shots in her house hitting the TV, the home phone and many more, "I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 357 magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, now will you tell me where my brother is." said Roscoe as put the gun to her head, "Fine I will tell if you will drive me there." said Georgette, Roscoe pulled the trigger, "Bang." he said, Georgette heart skipped a beat, "Okay get up now." said Roscoe, Georgette was frozen with fear, "I said GET UP!" yelled Roscoe as he pulled her off the couch, "God you're such a bitch to get talking, at least you look nice, you would make a great Trophy Wife though." said Roscoe as he put her in his car, as Roscoe was walking to the driver side of his car, Georgette got into the driver seat and drove off, "Roscoe reload his gun at shot at the car 3 times, only one bullet hitting the passenger side taillight of the car.