Idea definitely not stolen from the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator. Okay, maybe it is. But hey, if you saw a suggestion to make a crossover fanfiction with Sesame Street and InuYasha about teaching kids to say no to drugs, how could you resist?
Name: Say No to Random Crossovers
Summary: A bizarre Sesame Street and InuYasha crossover where the two get together to teach kids to say no to drugs. Rated K plus for comedic slapstick violence. Short one-shot.
"Hi there, kids!" Elmo said, as he appeared on the television screen of millions of children worldwide. "It's me, Elmo! And me and the rest of your Sesame Street friends are here with the cast of...of..."
Elmo paused, and turned to a not-amused Inuyasha.
"Is it Inuwatu?"
"INUYASHA." Inuyasha yelled at him, aggravated.
"Alright, alright, don't let your temper get the best of you. Anyways, we're here to teach you to say no to drugs! You see, kids-"
"Out of my way, puppet." Kagome said, pushing Elmo onto the floor. "You see, kids, drugs are bad for you because-"
Elmo grabbed at Kagome's leg and dragged her to the ground. "Drugs are bad for you because they contain harmful chemicals that can be poisonous to a growing-"
Kagome took Elmo and threw him across the room. "...because they contain harmful chemicals that can be poisonous to a growing mind, and even adult minds too. However, many people-"
"KAGOME, LOOK OUT!" Inuyasha yelled suddenly, startling Kagome.
"For what? I don't see anyth-"
Just then, Kagome saw Elmo flying across the room attacking her face.
"Get off me, you puppet freak!"
"You first, big eyes!"
Inuyasha smiled nervously at the camera. "So, uh, yeah, don't do drugs. Well, that's all for today, kids. Remember, you can always watch our show, InuYasha, Sunday mornings at 5AM on Cartoon Net-"
Big Bird then suddenly appeared and bumped into Inuyasha, immediately causing him to fall to the ground. "Kids, what he meant to say is, watch Sesame Street on PBS weekday mornings at 7AM. You see, kids, Inuwatu here has a speech impediment where-"
Inuyasha knocked Big Bird to the ground. "No, I definitely meant InuYasha."
Meanwhile, Kagome and Elmo continued to fight.
"You little creepy puppet thing!"
"What's wrong with your forehead, lady?"
"Quit being stereotypical! Not all anime characters have giant foreheads!"
The cameraman sighed and turned the camera off.
This episode of Sesame Street was only broadcast once on PBS, and the geniuses who came up with the crossover idea have since been fired. No, I mean, literally, PBS shot them into a cannon and fired them into the Moon. They don't mess around.
The episode was never released onto home video, and reuploads on YouTube are taken down immediately. We were very lucky to track down a copy of this lost episode and be able to finally let the world know about the missing episode.
Hey, what was that sound? Oh no...I think that might be PBS. I DIDN'T DO IT! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I HAVE A WIFE AND KI