Summary: Why Neo wears it…. A drabble.
Disclaimer: Don't own the Matrix
Spoilers: The Matrix: Reloaded (kinda)

Cassock

"No way," said Neo.

"You must." Morpheus said.

"No!"

"It will control your ability in the Matrix--- needed because your power has grown faster than your discipline. Your tendency to float in the air--- unless you're self-conscious--- mandates the change."

"But---" Neo scowled, glaring down at himself. "A--- skirt!"

"Technically, it is called a cassock."

"It's goddamned embarrassing, and I hate wearing it!"

"Can I vote?" Trinity's amusement filled the construct as she studied him. "Striking. Only you can pull off that look, Neo. I like it."

Observing Neo's stunned expression, Morpheus sighed in relief.

The argument was over.

(Fin)