The Legend of Zelda: ::Mis:: Adventures
Okay, this is my first fanfic, so bear with me. I wrote this with my buddy Silver. I am Angua, FYI. I own nothing of Zelda. If I did, I'd be super rich and wouldn't be writing fanfics!!!!! And I don't own Steve from Jerry Springer, at least not in reality.......Ahem. Please try and enjoy this!
Narrator Silver: I believe we're in Link's house right now.
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: Shut up.
~a few minutes later~
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: Shut up!
~a few minutes later~
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: SHUT UP!!!
~5 minutes pass by~
Link: I--
Saria: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON'T SHUT UP!!!
Link: 0_o er...I have a plan to stop the horrible horrible boredom.
Saria: Oh...okay! ^_^
Link: Hows about we go teleport Ganon here, right, then ...... Saria: Yeeessssss??? Link: ...We poke him repeatedly with a stick! *makes jabbing motions with hand evilly*
Saria: *smacks head* Oi....Okay, I'll do it. Um...but how, exactly?
Link: Why, we get a teleporting potion from the potions lady, of course!
Saria: Oh, right. Lets go!
Narrator Angua: The duo left Link's pad and set out to the potions lady shop.
Link: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH we're off to see the lady, the wonderful lady of potions! Because, because, beca-
Saria: *glares at him*
Link: *pouts and starts to whistle*
Saria: *twitches and grabs Link's lips and pulls*
Link: OWIE!!! Fine, I'll stop! You only had to ask, ya know!
Medli: *flys into them* Owie, sorry about tha- *notices Saria in the mud* oh umm.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saria: *looks at her pissed off*
Medli: oh man, i'm sorry but it's SO FUNNY!! HAHAHA!!
Saria: *attacks Medli with giant stick*
Medli: Owie! *rubs head*
Link: *tackles Medli* DIE, FOWL BEAST DIE!!!!!! *starts slapping Medli*
Medli: WAAAAAIIITTT! STOP! Its me!!! Medli!
Link: I know. *continues girly slapping her*
Author Angua: STEEEEVVVVEEEE! Take care of this!
Steve: Ok, ok, break it up! *pulls them apart*
Link: So sorry, so sor-
Medli: *jumps him* AHA HA HA HA!!!!! You ***** ********!!! ***** in ******, ********!!!!! ************!
Link: Oh yeah, you ***** *****! Yo ***** **** * **!!! ****** you! *************** chicken pot pie!!!
Saria: Linky! Linky! Linky! Linky! (like Jerry Springer chant)
~continues for 10 minutes~
Steve: *checks watch* You done?
M + L: Yeah. ^_^
Steve: YAY! You ****** ***!!! *walks away*
Author Angua: Thanks Stevie! ^_^
Medli: Who was that Steve guy?
Link: I don't know Narrator Angua: THE COOLET GUY EVER!!!!!!!
*a deep silence lasts for 5 minutes*
Medli: So..... what were we doing?
Link: You and Saria were fighting ov-
*Saria stops Link from finishing*
Saria: Umm.... We were just about to go to the potion shop. Remember?
Medli: No...... but I'll go anyway!
Author Silver: So Medli decided to go with them even though she had no idea what was going on. ^^
Link: Super! WEEEEEEEEE'RRREEEE off to see the lady, the wonde-
Saria: *makes violent lip-pulling motions*
Link: 0_o Eep.
~ten minutes later~
Medli: Soooooo...
Saria: Yeah...
Link: Hey, look! Its the shop!!!
S + M: YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
~They enter the shop~
Potions Lady: Greetings, dearies. Welcome to my potions shop, filled with...potions. What can I get for you?
Link: Welllllllll...We need a teleporting potion. How much?
Potions Lady: Ok! That'll be... 1 million bajillion fee fi fo fillion...yen. Or 500 rupees if you get me several items.
Link: Like a...quest?
P. Lady: Yep!
Link: Weeeelllllllll.....Whatever it takes to stop the horrible horrible boredom. What items?
P. Lady: Well.... my laundry should be finished and I really need to go to the stor-
*everyone looks at her funny*
P. Lady: I mean uh..... bring me.. umm.... *looks around* Ah yes! bring me a potion from the Potion Lady's Shop!
Medli: But aren't you th-
Saria: *holds Medlis mouth* Uh... sure we'll get you something from the Potion Lady's Shop.
*everyone walks out the door for a minute*
*everyone walks back into the store*
Link: Umm... hi! We need a potion for our friend. so....
Saria: What's the cheapest one you got?
P. Lady: Well here you go my pretties. This one's only 5 rupees.
Medli: We'll take it! *pulls out 5 ruppes and gives them to the P. Lady.*
P. Lady: Thank you, please come again.
Link: Oh we will.
Saria: Shuusssh!
Medli: *whispers once they get out the door* It's a good thing she's blind.
Saria: And stupid.
P. Lady: *muttering to self* Those fools dont know that potion was only worth a half a rupee! heh heh heh... *outloud* And i can heeeaarrrrr you! Conspiring against an old lady! They're alllll out to get me, aren't they my precious? *pets invisible cat* yesssssssssss.
Everyone: 0_o
Medli: 0_0 how'd she hear us?
Saria: I don't know
*they walk back into the P. Lady's shop*
Link: Here's your potion, now can we have the teleportation potion?
P. Lady: *examines potion* Yes, this shall do nicely...*tosses Link the teleporting potion* Have fun!!! Yes, fuuuunnnnn...Heh heh heh...HEH HEH HEH...BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! BWA HA--
Saria: *coughs*
P. Lady: Oh, you're still here? Oops. Hehehe...NOW BEGONE, LEST I...PINCH YOUR CHEEKS AND SAY HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
Everyone: NoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo! *runs away*
P. Lady: Now where was I?
Invisible cat: You were petting me. Hurry up, I have an appointment with the Easter Bunny, you know! He doesn't like to be kept waiting...he has an army of Peeps at his disposal! So chop chop! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wasn't that a super story??? Please read and review!!!
Okay, this is my first fanfic, so bear with me. I wrote this with my buddy Silver. I am Angua, FYI. I own nothing of Zelda. If I did, I'd be super rich and wouldn't be writing fanfics!!!!! And I don't own Steve from Jerry Springer, at least not in reality.......Ahem. Please try and enjoy this!
Narrator Silver: I believe we're in Link's house right now.
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: Shut up.
~a few minutes later~
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: Shut up!
~a few minutes later~
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: SHUT UP!!!
~5 minutes pass by~
Link: I--
Saria: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON'T SHUT UP!!!
Link: 0_o er...I have a plan to stop the horrible horrible boredom.
Saria: Oh...okay! ^_^
Link: Hows about we go teleport Ganon here, right, then ...... Saria: Yeeessssss??? Link: ...We poke him repeatedly with a stick! *makes jabbing motions with hand evilly*
Saria: *smacks head* Oi....Okay, I'll do it. Um...but how, exactly?
Link: Why, we get a teleporting potion from the potions lady, of course!
Saria: Oh, right. Lets go!
Narrator Angua: The duo left Link's pad and set out to the potions lady shop.
Link: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH we're off to see the lady, the wonderful lady of potions! Because, because, beca-
Saria: *glares at him*
Link: *pouts and starts to whistle*
Saria: *twitches and grabs Link's lips and pulls*
Link: OWIE!!! Fine, I'll stop! You only had to ask, ya know!
Medli: *flys into them* Owie, sorry about tha- *notices Saria in the mud* oh umm.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saria: *looks at her pissed off*
Medli: oh man, i'm sorry but it's SO FUNNY!! HAHAHA!!
Saria: *attacks Medli with giant stick*
Medli: Owie! *rubs head*
Link: *tackles Medli* DIE, FOWL BEAST DIE!!!!!! *starts slapping Medli*
Medli: WAAAAAIIITTT! STOP! Its me!!! Medli!
Link: I know. *continues girly slapping her*
Author Angua: STEEEEVVVVEEEE! Take care of this!
Steve: Ok, ok, break it up! *pulls them apart*
Link: So sorry, so sor-
Medli: *jumps him* AHA HA HA HA!!!!! You ***** ********!!! ***** in ******, ********!!!!! ************!
Link: Oh yeah, you ***** *****! Yo ***** **** * **!!! ****** you! *************** chicken pot pie!!!
Saria: Linky! Linky! Linky! Linky! (like Jerry Springer chant)
~continues for 10 minutes~
Steve: *checks watch* You done?
M + L: Yeah. ^_^
Steve: YAY! You ****** ***!!! *walks away*
Author Angua: Thanks Stevie! ^_^
Medli: Who was that Steve guy?
Link: I don't know Narrator Angua: THE COOLET GUY EVER!!!!!!!
*a deep silence lasts for 5 minutes*
Medli: So..... what were we doing?
Link: You and Saria were fighting ov-
*Saria stops Link from finishing*
Saria: Umm.... We were just about to go to the potion shop. Remember?
Medli: No...... but I'll go anyway!
Author Silver: So Medli decided to go with them even though she had no idea what was going on. ^^
Link: Super! WEEEEEEEEE'RRREEEE off to see the lady, the wonde-
Saria: *makes violent lip-pulling motions*
Link: 0_o Eep.
~ten minutes later~
Medli: Soooooo...
Saria: Yeah...
Link: Hey, look! Its the shop!!!
S + M: YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
~They enter the shop~
Potions Lady: Greetings, dearies. Welcome to my potions shop, filled with...potions. What can I get for you?
Link: Welllllllll...We need a teleporting potion. How much?
Potions Lady: Ok! That'll be... 1 million bajillion fee fi fo fillion...yen. Or 500 rupees if you get me several items.
Link: Like a...quest?
P. Lady: Yep!
Link: Weeeelllllllll.....Whatever it takes to stop the horrible horrible boredom. What items?
P. Lady: Well.... my laundry should be finished and I really need to go to the stor-
*everyone looks at her funny*
P. Lady: I mean uh..... bring me.. umm.... *looks around* Ah yes! bring me a potion from the Potion Lady's Shop!
Medli: But aren't you th-
Saria: *holds Medlis mouth* Uh... sure we'll get you something from the Potion Lady's Shop.
*everyone walks out the door for a minute*
*everyone walks back into the store*
Link: Umm... hi! We need a potion for our friend. so....
Saria: What's the cheapest one you got?
P. Lady: Well here you go my pretties. This one's only 5 rupees.
Medli: We'll take it! *pulls out 5 ruppes and gives them to the P. Lady.*
P. Lady: Thank you, please come again.
Link: Oh we will.
Saria: Shuusssh!
Medli: *whispers once they get out the door* It's a good thing she's blind.
Saria: And stupid.
P. Lady: *muttering to self* Those fools dont know that potion was only worth a half a rupee! heh heh heh... *outloud* And i can heeeaarrrrr you! Conspiring against an old lady! They're alllll out to get me, aren't they my precious? *pets invisible cat* yesssssssssss.
Everyone: 0_o
Medli: 0_0 how'd she hear us?
Saria: I don't know
*they walk back into the P. Lady's shop*
Link: Here's your potion, now can we have the teleportation potion?
P. Lady: *examines potion* Yes, this shall do nicely...*tosses Link the teleporting potion* Have fun!!! Yes, fuuuunnnnn...Heh heh heh...HEH HEH HEH...BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! BWA HA--
Saria: *coughs*
P. Lady: Oh, you're still here? Oops. Hehehe...NOW BEGONE, LEST I...PINCH YOUR CHEEKS AND SAY HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
Everyone: NoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo! *runs away*
P. Lady: Now where was I?
Invisible cat: You were petting me. Hurry up, I have an appointment with the Easter Bunny, you know! He doesn't like to be kept waiting...he has an army of Peeps at his disposal! So chop chop! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wasn't that a super story??? Please read and review!!!