Because I'm such a GREAT person, I wrote something short. Again.

I wrote this because I am extremely dissatisfied with Kaname's English actor after watching literally two minutes of an episode of ABC.

Warnings: Swears, ideas...hint of Zero/Kaname, Yuuki/Kaname, Aidou/Kaname...what a manwhore...

Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight. I only wish I did for Ichiru...because angelvampgirl stole Zero. *sticks out tongue*

"CUT!" The directors furious voice rang out across the fake forest and the actors all sighed.

"Sorry." One of them muttered, rubbing his forehead. "I don't understand what's wrong with me."

"Well you better figure it out, boy! We're running on a tight schedule!" With those motivating words, the director stormed away.

"Are you feeling alright, Kaname?" Aidou asked tentatively, coming up next to his fellow actor, who removed his contacts.

"No. I can't seem to get into character."

"I realized." Aidou said dryly, grinning and handing him a bottle of water. "You sound...flat."

Kaname rolled his eyes. "Thanks." Aidou shrugged.

"We might as well do the scenes without Kaname in them. Hurry up and get it rolling!" The director yelled, causing everyone to flinch and hurry to their jobs. Kaname trudged off the set, depressed.

"Eh. You'll get it!" Yuuki's girly voice told him. She frowned slightly but patted his cheek and, smiling now, went to her place, adjusting the wig and reapplying the lip gloss.

"Thanks." Kaname murmured, taking a seat as far from the seething director as he could.

"Action!"

Kaname couldn't for the life of him focus the rest of the day, wandering out of the building when the director ordered them to.

Yuuki sidled up next to him. "Just try and stay in Kaname's(1) character for the rest of the night. You'll get it eventually!" She gave him a thumbs up and slid into her car, waving good bye as she sped away.

"Easy for you to say." Kaname muttered darkly.

He sighed and started walking, struggling to get into character.

Zero strolled up to him. "What're you doing?"

"Trying to get into character." Kaname grunted, frowning.

Zero studied him for a moment before poking his cheek. "You look constipated." He said. Kaname sighed in defeat.

"The director's going to kick my ass..."

"Take a vacation. The director can fuck himself." Zero shrugged and Kaname rolled his eyes.

"Maybe I should."

"Definitely." Zero nodded and departed to find someone else to dish out some wisdom on.

"Stupid people think they know everything..." Kaname muttered angrily two hours later, pacing his apartment. His phone started ringing. "What!" he snapped.

"Whoa. Who stole your panties?" Aidou said from the other line.

"Sorry. I'm tense."

"Hard not to notice." Aidou snorted. "You coming to work tomorrow?"

"Probably not." Kaname rubbed his face with his hand.

"Ooh, the director's gonna kick your ass..." Aidou muttered. Kaname rolled his eyes and hung up.

"Useless people." He muttered, collapsing onto his bed. "I'll do whatever the hell I want."

He never did show up the next day.

Next time, I will try to write something about Kaname being the asshole he is!

(1) Have you ever noticed how when one character is talking to another, they tend to use their name instead of 'you'? classic example, right there.

REVIEW FOR KANAME BASHING! :D

Poor Aidou-sempai...