Bella:klutzOlot
Alice:Iseeyou
Edward:Illcatchyou
Emmett:hugme
Rosalie:blondewithattitude
Carlise:Dr.CC
Esme:Mommyof7
Jasper:Iknowhowyoufeel
Jacob:comeback
Charlie:chiefychief
Mike:Iknowyouloveme
Angela:angle
Other characters maybe added later
klutzOlot , Iseeyou, and Illcatchyou have logged on
Iseeyou: what's with the name ed
Illcatchyou: I always catch Bella and DON'T CALL ME ED!
klutzOlot: Calm down Eddie and he always duz catch me
Iseeyou: your right I have noticed that when will you stop being so klutzy bella?
klutzOlot: when you change me into a vampire!
Hugme has logged on
Illcatchyou: never! So I will just have to keep catching you and Alice Bella is the only one aloud to call me by a nickname
Hugme: what about me Eddie! Aren't I aloud to call you by a nickname!
Illcatchyou: no you will never be allowed to call me a nickname
Iseeyou: yes he will in the year 2214
Illcatchyou: I will have had to of had serious brain damage for that to happen
Iseeyou: You do! You had just run into 7 brick walls as a dare!! And Emmet walks over to see if you are alright.
klutzOlot : I wasn't there right ?I mean I was out shopping with you? I wouldn't have let eddie do that if I was there right?
Iseeyou: Actually, you were there but you were tied and gagged to a tree about 200 feet away and no one noticed you. LOL
klutzOlot: ARRG!! I will get whoever did that to me and you Edward.
Illcatchyou: No I will I won't let you do the dirty work
klutzOlot: Edward!! I will be perfectly able to handle myself by that time and you will be brain damaged so you will probably be going around for days just staring at things and drooling!
Iseeyou: Shes right Edward it takes you a week to get over this little stunt so she will be the one beating up Emmett and wining by the way.
Iknowhowyoufeel logged on
Hugme: What she wins! No way. She will be like 100 years old no way will she still havr that young vampire strength.
Iknowhowyoufeel: actually more like 206 Emmett. You have to just accept that bella is stronger she always will.
Iseeyou: wow jazzy great math right there.
Iknowhowyoufeel: thnx Do you want to…
Iseeyou: Ya
KlutzOlot: Guys!! Not here
Iseeyou: what we were just going to…
Iknowhowyoufeel: you know
Iseeyou: Jasper meet me in the bedroom so we can paint our nails
Iknowhowyoufeel: Yes! Wait what! Noooooo
Iseeyou and Iknowhowyoufeel have logged off
KlutzOlot: haha that was funny
Chiefychief has logged on
Illcatchyou: Hay bella do you want to go…
KlutzOLot: Edward I thought you said
Chiefychief: Bella !What is this!! Get off the computer I ban you from ever seeing him again even at school!!
KlutzOlot: Dad? Oh great!! Edward you had to pick now
Illcatchyou: What I was going to ask you if you wanted to go get lunch
Chiefychief: You were going to ask her what?!
Illcatchyou: If she wanted lunch. Is that a crime? Feeding your daughter
KlutzOlot: Edward!… ya I want lunch. By dad!!
Illcatchyou and KlutzOLot have logged off
Chiefychief: what just happened
Hugme: You got me
Chiefychief: wait whos this
Hugme: Emmett
Chiefychief: Oh
Hugme: well off I go to do it with my wife
Hugme logs off
Chiefychief:Do what!? With who!? This family is sooo confusing! Ohh well I'll just go vent my feelings to billy. He is such a nice guy and sooooo cute!!