"Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeec!" Isabelle screamed, running to his room. Alec looked up from his book.
"What?" he asked, suspiciously.
"Uhm…doyouwanttogokaraokeingtonight?" Isabelle spewed.
"Come again?"
"Do you want to go karaoke tonight?"
"No." he said, turning back to his book.
"You can bring Magnus, though I was already going to ask him." Isabelle said, voice dripping with hope.
"Fine. I'll go." Alec sighed, getting up.
"Yay! Clary, Jace!" she screamed, running down the hall. Alec sighed. He stretched and went to the TV room, where Magnus was watching Doctor Who reruns.
"Uhhm…Magnus…" Alec started, getting a suspicious look from Magnus.
"What?" he said, sitting up.
"Do you want to go karaoke with me tonight? Isabelle wants to go."
"No."
Alec sighed walked over to where he was sitting on the couch.
"Please." He begged, giving him big puppy dog eyes.
"No…" he looked away, visibly straining. Alec moved closer, and gave him a passionate kiss.
"Pleeease."
"Fine…but you will pay." Magnus said, pulling Alec onto the couch and closing the door with a blue spark.
"Oh, I see…"
* * *
"Jace, Clary, get out here!" Isabelle yelled, banging their doors.
"What?" they both groggily appeared from the same door, surprising Isabelle only for a moment.
"We're going to go karaoke tonight, wanna come?"
"Who's 'we'?" Jace asked, rubbing his eyes.
"Simon, Alec and Magnus…and me, obviously."
"No." Jace said, turning around, only to be stopped by Clary's arm.
"Come on, it'll be fun."
"Fine…but only for Clary. And because I want to hear Simon's horrible singing."
"Yay! Meet outside at 7 ok?"
"Muh." He mumbled, returning to his room.
* * *2 Hours Later* * *
"Ok, let's go!" Isabelle said, jumping up ahead. The others followed, talking and joking.
"Ow!" Magnus yelled.
"What? What happened? Are you ok?" Alec said, over-reacting.
"My hair got caught on a branch." He said, pouting. Alec sighed, reaching up to untangle his hair, only to be tricked into a passionate kiss. There was a lot of whooping and hollering behind them. Alec pulled away, embarrassed.
"Told you you would pay."
They continued walking.
"Where are we going?" Clary asked after a while.
"Right here." Isabelle said, stopping and pointing to a rugged building. They walked in and found the place empty except for the bartender.
"Ok, who's first?" Isabelle said, looking around.
"Well, since YOU dragged us here, why don't you go?" Magnus said handing her a mic.
"Ok." She said, bounding up the stairs to the stage. She took her time choosing a song. Then she broke out into "Piece Of Me" by Britney Spears.
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...
I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exceptional earner
And you want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in this industry
I mean please...
Do you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Oh yeah
You want a piece of me
"Wow, Izzy, that's…yeah…" Jace said, eyes wide.
"Your turn, Jaceykinz." She winked at him as she handed him the mic. He stepped up on the stag when the song started.
Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well, I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You're my reason for reason
The step in my groove
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart, make it real,
Or else forget about it
I'll tell you one thing
If you would leave it'd be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out
Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow
Turning you round and round
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Cause you're so smooth
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
And its just like the ocean under the moon
it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or else forget about it
"Woohoo! Jace, I didn't know you could sing like that!" Clary said, clearly surprised.
"Yeah, well, your turn, and the songs already picked." Jace said, handing her the mic. Clary stepped up to the stage and stared, open mouthed at the song that Jace had picked.
I'm from a land called secret estonia
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Ice cream mountains and chocolate skies
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Creepshow
I'm from a land called secret estonia
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Cinnamon houses and licorice flies
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Nobody knows where it's at
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Creepshow
P'dral maja metsa sees
V'iksest aknast v'lja vaatab
J'nes jookseb k'igest v'est
L'vel seisma j'ob
Kopp-kopp lahti tee
Metsas kuri jahimees
Junes tuppa tule sa
Anna k'ppa ka
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the creepshow
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Welcome to the
Creepshow
"Nice one, Clary!" Simon said, clapping. Clary glared at him and thrust the mic into his hand.
"Songs already picked." She said, sitting down. Simon climbed onto the stage and the song started.
Days swiftly come and go
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall
Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?
Dreams cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old
They bend, they fold
And so do I to a new love
Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?
Bury me
(You thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(Away, away, away)
Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?
"Now it's Magnus's turn." Simon said, grinning wildly. Magnus sashayed onto the stage, purple glittery trench coat swaying. When he reached the stage, his glittery mouth fell open in shock. He quickly closed his mouth and winked at Alec.
"This is for you, baby." He pressed start.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Hey! Hey!
Forever
Hey! Hey!
Forever
It's you and me
Moving at the speed of light into eternity
Tonight is the night
To join me in the middle of ecstasy
Feel the melody and the rhythm of the music
Around you, around you
I'ma take you there, I'ma take you there
So don't be scared, I'm right here, ready?
We can go anywhere, go anywhere
But first, it's your chance, take my hand, come with me
It's like I waited my whole life for this one night
It's gon' be me, you and the dance floor
'Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun
And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)
Ever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor
Feels like were on another level
Feels like our love's intertwined
We can be two rebels
Breaking the rules, me and you, you and I
All you gotta do is watch me
Look what I can do with my feet
Baby, feel the beat inside
I'm driving, you could take the front seat
Just need you to trust me, oh oh oh
It's like now
It's like I waited my whole life for this one night
It's gon' be me, you and the dance floor
Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun
And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor
It's a long way down, we so high off the ground
Sending for an angel to bring me your heart
Girl, where did you come from? Got me so undone
Gaze in your eyes got me saying
What a beautiful lady, no ifs, ands or maybes
I'm releasing my heart and it's feeling amazing
There's no one else that matters, you love me
And I won't let you fall girl, let you fall girl
I won't let you fall, let you fall, let you fall
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
It's like I waited my whole life for this one night
It's gon' be me you and the dance floor
Cause we only got one night
Double your pleasure, double your fun
And dance forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever
(Forever)
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever-ever-ever
Forever on the dance floor
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
Forever-ever-ever-ever
Forever-ever oh
"Woohoo, go Magnus!" they all yelled, Alec blushing.
"Your turn, baby." Magnus said, handing Alec the mic and pulling him into a kiss. "Song's already chosen." Alec stared open mouth at the screen then glared at Magnus.
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
You are my candy girl ..
"Now it's COUPLES! Jace, you're with Clary, Alec and Magnus, and me and Simon. Jace and Clary first." Isabelle said, ushering them onto the stage, after she chose a song for them. They both paled and laughed.
Clary: Super Man
Jace: Super Man-Man
Clary: Super Man
Jace: Super Man-Man
Clary: Super Man is on the air
Jace: I'm flyin' in my super red underwear
Clary: His sexy dress is turnin' me on
Jace: I feel kinda hot when I'm puttin' it on
Clary: He has got sexy X-ray eyes
And his legs are really nice
Oochie, Coochie in the sky
And I'm kissing for the very first time
Cause
Super-Super-man,
Super-Duper-man
Flying in to see me from Superland
Come on Superman,
Super-Duper-man
Take me for a joyride
Cause I know you can.
Clary: I can see my house from here
Jace: Yeah, and it's party hardy over there
Clary: Can I touch your tingeling?
Jace: You make Superman go super swing
Clary: He has got sexy X-ray eyes
And his legs are really nice
Oochie, Coochie in the sky
And I'm kissing for the very first time
Cause
Super-Super-man,
Super-Duper-man
Flying in to see me from Superland
Come on Superman,
Super-Duper-man
Take me for a joyride
Cause I know you can.
Clary: Super Man
Jace: Super Man-Man
Clary: Super Man
Jace: Super Man-Man
Clary: Super Man is on the air
Jace: I'm flyin' in my super red underwear
Clary: I can see my house from here
Jace: Yeah, and it's party hardy over there
Clary: He's got sexy X-ray eyes
And his legs are really nice
Oochie, Coochie in the sky
And I'm kissing for the very first time
Super-Super-man,
Super-Duper-man
Flying in to see me from Superland
Come on Superman,
Super-Duper-man
Take me for a joyride
Cause I know you can
"Nice choice, Isabelle." Magnus said, grinning.
"Shut up, Glitter Boy, you're up next." Jace said while Clary snickered.
"Oh, no." Magnus moaned when he read the song.
"What?" Alec asked, then he paled, glaring at Clary and Jace. "I hate you for this."
Magnus: If I, I get to know your name
Well, if I could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
Alec: I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
Both: You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Magnus: I-I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closer
Alec: All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
Both: You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Alec:I want your love
Magnus: I want your love
Magnus: All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
Both: You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
Magnus: I want your love
Alec: I want your love
Both: You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
"I will ki-" Alec started to say, but was cut off by Magnus's mouth. As they walked off the stage, Magnus smacked Alec's butt and whispered something in his ear that made him blush. He handed the mics to Simon and Isabelle. "Have fun." He winked. They trotted up to the stage and Isabelle giggled.
Simon: I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
Isabelle: I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
Simon: Miracles right before my eyes
You sexy thing got me hypnotised
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to me
My angel from above lying next to me
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing
Isabelle: How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me
Simon: I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
Isabelle: You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
Isabelle: Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sexy thing come into my life
Forever and a day it feels so right
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing
Simon: How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me
Isabelle: I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
Simon: You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
Isabelle: Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Simon: Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Isabelle: Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Simon: Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Isabelle: Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Simon: Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Isabelle: Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Simon: Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
Together: You sexy thing
"Wo-ow, that was great. I didn't know you guys could sing like that!" Jace said, clapping.
"Well, now you know." Simon said. "Let's all go home and have a fun night of video games."
END