Episode 1: Samuel Takes a Test.
On a white background, the blocky title words and giant fake sword fell from the ceiling. Danielle flew in with her jetpack, Rachael ran in from the left side, William carried in the subtitle which said "Cloak and SWRD" and Samuel fell in, stuck in a mess of cables. An off screen narrator said "RWBY CHIBI!" while Rachael and William took their poses, Samuel waved at the camera and Danielle rolled her eyes.
Samuel Takes a Test.
Samuel was sitting in his Team's dorm room. He was at their desk, trying to figure out an easy problem. It was a math problem, a pretty simple one for college. But he couldn't figure it out.
"Who knew missing seven years of school would have such drawbacks?" Samuel asked himself, "Come on, if you can fight monsters, you can solve this."
Samuel stared the page down, his eyes straining. For a while after, he was jumping on his bed; watching an episode of RWBY on his Scroll; tuning his weapon and hitting his head on the wall. He finally got back to the desk and looked at the problem.
"That's it!" Samuel exclaimed, right before writing down the wrong answer, "... One down, many more to go."
Samuel leaned back and accidentally fell out of his chair.
Plushie Market
William jumped up from under the green frame and sliced down with Quake, splitting the screen in two.
In a dark alley, somewhere in Vale, a man wearing a black cloak and hood was leaning on a wall; he appeared to be waiting for someone.
Moments later, William came walking down the alley and stopped in front of the man.
"Do you have it?" William asked.
The man said nothing and handed William a small box.
"You know what they'll say if they find out." the man said.
"Don't worry, they'll never know." William said.
William handed the man a lien and walked off.
Time skip
William walked into his team's dorm and looked to make sure he was alone. When he knew the coast was clear, he walked over to their closet and opened the door; the closet was chock full of plushies. He opened the small box and pulled out a small Beowolf plushie, which he set at the front of the pile.
"If the others found out about this..." William said.
"William, are you in here?" Samuel asked, entering the dorm.
William, in a moment of panic, hid behind the closet door and waited for Samuel to pass. He then hit Samuel on the head with a bat and knocked him out.
"Nobody knows..." William creepily said, hiding Samuel in the plushie pile.
William closed the closet door and walked away.
Cheetah Chugging
Rachael ran to the middle of the brown frame, looked at the screen, winked, and ran out the other side, the next scene trailing in behind her.
Rachael walked into Beacon's recreation room and noticed a bag of coffee beans on the counter. There was a piece of paper on the bag that said "Off limits to Nora".
"Doesn't say anything about me." Rachael said.
Rachael put the beans in the coffee maker and Rachael soon had a steaming mug of coffee in her hands.
(Cue up the song 'Caffine' when you read this next paragraph, it really adds to the mood).
Rachael guzzled down her coffee. The moment the mug was empty, her eyes shot open, her pupils dilated and her body began to shake. Rachael dropped the mug and shot out the dooway, flying through the halls of Beacon.
"Have you seen Rachael?" Samuel asked to William.
"Now that you mention it, no" William said.
Rachael ran by Samuel and William so fast that she was merely a blurr.
"I take back my previous statement." William said.
Down the hall Team RWBY was chatting.
"So I said 'Now that's a katana.' " Ruby said.
"If I hear that phrase ever again, I'm going to explode." Weiss said.
Ruby stuck her tongue out at Weiss behind her back. The team heard rapid footsteps coming their way.
"What's that?" Blake asked, her ears twitching.
Rachael shot through team RWBY, knocking them over like bowling pins.
"Whoa!" Yang said getting up, "Now that's a cheetah!"
Weiss just gave Yang a glare.
"But... superspeed is my thing." Ruby said to herself.
"Whoooooooooo!" Rachael exclaimed as she ran through the hall.
Time skip
Rachael was face first in the ground on Beacon's courtyard, a huge path of upturned dirt in her wake.
"Wow, that was some crash." William said.
"Guess who's never getting coffee again." Samuel said.
Samuel and William looked back and saw that, in addition to the dirt piles, trees were uprooted, fences were smashed and students were toppled.
Digi-journal
On a grey backdrop, Danielle flew into the scene from the left side, aimed Nightfire's barrel at the screen and fired.
Danielle was in her team's dorm, at their desk, writing on her Scroll.
"Dear diary," Danielle thought as she typed in the words, "It has been quite the week, so many exciting things happened. We battled Grimm, went on training exercises and just had fun."
Danielle took a moment to think about what to write next.
"Now I haven't planned on telling anyone this, but I think I have feelings for Samuel." Danielle said, "He can be a bit cowardly, but that's a minor flaw. I think he's got a good heart, though."
Suddenly, Danielle heard the sound of the dorm's doorknob turning. In a panic, Danielle tried to close her 'Dear Diary' app but it wouldn't close fast enough. Her teammates walked into the room after the door opened.
"Hey, Danielle, how's it going?" Samuel asked.
"Uh, great," Danielle said, hiding her Scroll's screen.
"Cool," Rachael said, "What're you up to?"
"Oh, I'm just-oh my goodness, what is that?!" Danielle exclaimed, pointing in a random direction.
Danielle's team members looked in direction Danielle pointed, but her app hadn't turned off yet. Danielle, in a last-ditch effort, threw her Scroll out of the open window. The sound of the Scroll shattering could barely be heard.
"I didn't see anything." William said, turning back towards Danielle.
"You guys just missed it." Danielle said, "Oh well."
The rest of the team looked at each other with confused faces.
BEEP!
This is the way we want to spend every day
Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away
Join us and see we can be happy and free
Life is full of fun because we're all chibi!
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