One day in some random High School, this class rep called Ayumi decided to tell some of her classmates about a horror legend.
"On a rainy day, this bitch teacher be walking down the stairs. She tried a cartwheel on the steps, but ended up breaking her neck and died. Stupid as shit, man," Ayumi was saying. "Then this janitor happened to be walking by. He grinded her body into creamy blood shit, added sugar, and tried to eat her. Of course, it tasted bad just like the principal's hair, so he stuffed her into a power ranger costume and left it by the stairs."
"Ew, what the fuck. That janitor is more messed up than Seiko,' Naomi said.
"Eat my soft toy Barney, you shit of a cabbage," hissed Seiko.
"Shut the fuck up, people. Let her continue," Mayu screamed and pulled down her hairband, unleashing a broom. Morishige grabbed the broom and started to munch on it. "Tastes like my Mom's shower cap."
"Ye, anyway, some idiots said that the power ranger roams the hallway around 7 pm. 'Bout time now. We gotta get his autograph," Ayumi barked and spat a glob of jelly onto Satoshi's face. Satoshi recoiled and slurped up the jelly. Then he neighed and turned into an alicorn from My Little Pony. The purple one, to be exact.
"Don't fuck with me! I'm Twilight Sparkle and I can mess you up good!" Satoshi neighed once again.
Ayumi stood up and smashed a table. "You want to fight?" She shaved off half of Yoshiki's hair and shoved it into Morishige's face. "Yay or Nay, bitch?"
Satoshi neighed an angry neigh and trotted towards Ayumi. "Yay, you disgrace to ponies!" He shouted. Ayumi scowled. "You're getting it!" She jumped up, performed a cartwheel, and landed on Naomi's nose. There was a cracking sound, and Naomi's nose fell off, revealing a piece of gum. Seiko grabbed it and ate it. Ayumi fell onto the floor, but before that, she transformed into a hole puncher and punched two gigantic holes in the floor. Turned out Ayumi's paper doll stuffed under her armpit had had enough and decided to send her to the depths of hell. Together with her friends. And a red power ranger and Yuka.