I don't own Bleach : P
a/n: Rules and warnings before reading this:
1. If you are highly religious, I suggest you do not continue to read the following (if you are that religious, I don't even understand why you chose to read something M rated!)
2. If you are quite religious, you may be offended by my mocking of the following.
3. If you get offended easily by language and people mocking serious things, then don't read! (like I said before, it's M!)
4. This story is rated M because of language and implied themes later in the story. If you were looking for lemon or something, there's NONE HERE!
5. I think I've given enough warnings, so people who are any of the above should turn back. I will not take responsibily for anyone who is offended becase I have stated it!
Now, please enjoy!^^
The following 10 commandments must be followed in order to maintain a healthy, easy and happy life. If they are broken, there will be dire consequences:
1. Thou shalt not cheat on me
2. Thou shalt not lie to me
3. Thou shalt not show any signs of anger or distaste towards me
4. Thou shalt not flirt with other women/men
5. Thou shalt not worship anyone besides me
6. Thou shalt treat thy neighbour poorer than me
7. Thou shalt not buy cheap things for me
8. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of my name
9. Thou shalt not look into anyone's eyes except mine
10. Thou shalt not attempt to kill me