"My glaceon has to be the sweetest, most attractive girl I have ever laid my eyes on. Although it took some time to hatch a female, and some cash in repels to find that Ice Rock, and that rare candy, it was so worth it. I love her, she loves me. I know some people say a relationship between a trainer and his pokemon is unnatural, but I don't give a fuck. Love is love, and no one and their silly opinions are going to change it."
"I remember the moment I hatched. It was in a grassy stretch with my trainer, sitting on the ground with his bike leaning aside. He held me and did some things. However, after whatever he did over there, he was visibly excited, and took me straight to some really frigid place, and he was shivering. Although I didn't know much about him at the time, I was worried for him."
Oh so long ago, around that cold area, Ryker made his travel to the Ice Rock, holding his soon to be glaceon in his hand. As Ryker approached the Ice Rock, the air began to grow colder and colder, and he started shivering. The eevee, noticing that her master is starting to feel unwell, laid her paw on his chest and let out a slight "Vee?". In reaction, Ryker smiled and pet his newly hatched pokemon, whispering "Don't worry, I'm fine."
"However, he petted and reassured me that he was alright. Not much longer, we got to this huge boulder made of ice. He fed me a piece of candy, and I started to become the girl I am today. Though of course, I was even more confused as several minutes after my life begun, I have changed form, and became nearly completely different. Oh, and that cave didn't feel cold anymore; instead, it became one of the most comfortable places I have ever been in. Fast forward to today, we're madly in love, and tend to fuck each other regularly. Ryker was to be one of the best lovers in the world… although I don't know much about that, as he's practically my mate. I don't know if one of my kind and a human are suppose to be in such a relationship, but I really do not care. He is an amazing lover and cares for me immensely. Oh, and he taught me how to speak his human language.