Wand of Oberon
A Fairly Odd-Parents Story
Chapter One: Calm Before the Storm
"How dare you!" The cloaked man exclaimed, the only noticeable feature that Timmy could see was the floating crown that was on fire. He was clenching his chest and Timmy tried to move and help, or at least yell and ask for an explanation, but found that he couldn't move or speak at all. All he could do was watch as the cloaked man crumpled to his knees as he became surrounded by, as Timmy recognized, the Fairy Council. The hooded fairies had their wands ready and glowing.
"Give us the crown." The light blue hooded fairy ordered and the man chuckled and Timmy wondered why the guy was laughing. "Oberon, why do you laugh? We have taken the brat, destroyed the ghosts that foolishly tried to help you and Pariah, and now we shall take your powers." The man, Oberon, continued to laugh as he summoned a large wand. The fairy council stepped back and tried to cast their own spell, but their own wands made the, inappropriately timed comedic, 'no magic' sound.
"If power is what you wish," He said as he raised the wand. "Then that is what you shall get!" Timmy's eyes widened as the man turned to him and smirked before-
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"GOOD MORNING TIMMY~!" Timmy jolted awake as he heard the voice of his fairy god-father, Cosmo, as the green haired fairy sang his good morning to the world. Timmy chuckled nervously.
"M-Morning Cosmo..." Cosmo looked at him.
"Are you alright?" Timmy shrugged. "Should we summon dinosaurs? Or hot cheese? Oo~ We turn Vicky into a toaster again! That always make things better!" Timmy smiled weakly before remembering something.
"Wait, don't we have to go to that orientation over at the Fairy Prison..." Cosmo frowned before groaning and whining.
"But I want a dinosaur..."
"Maybe we can release one in the Fair..." Timmy trailed off as he saw the glare of Wanda as she appeared, probably arriving to make sure that Timmy was up and getting ready.
"What are you boys up to?"
"Nothing~?" Both said, trying to feign innocence and Wanda groaned, knowning full well her husband and godchild were plotting something.
"Just don't do anything stupid in Fairy World; I'm not posting bail..."
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Later
"And this is our most dangerous department." Jorgen, the biggest and one of the powerful fairies in Fairy World, explained to the magical school children as they were on the orientation, Timmy being one of the 'chaprones', along with Cosmos, and a few pixies, who were busy looking at the trading stocks to really care about the tour like orientation. "And here is where the most deadly of the enemies to Fairy World, and the rest of magic residing beings resides," Jorgen said dramatically before pulling back the curtain to the cage. "The First Prisoner, Prisoner 0-0-0-1!" Timmy frowned as he and the students looked in the cell and saw someone, roughly his age, reading a comic and sitting in a chair, completely ignoring that she had an audience. Jorgen looked and frowned before knocking on the glass. "I said, This is Prisoner 0-0-0-1," The person lowered her book, in mild annoyance.
"Ah, boo, so spoopy." Timmy snickered as she went back to her book. The other students snickered as Jorgen sighed in annoyance and the girl looked at him before she tossed the book as she stood up. "Well, if I had more time to prepare, I could do something a la Maleficent or like the Dark One from that family drama you've been marathoning, recently." Jorgen pursed his lips in annoyance.
"Just read from the note card." The girl rolled her eyes as a note card appeared in the cell. She read it quickly and looked at him.
"This isn't why I'm here, smart ass." The students made the collective 'gasp' of shock and even Timmy was admittedly surprised; no one even dared making a smart aleck comment at Jorgen. "I'm here because the Fairy Council thinks that keeping me here will make me tell where Oberon is, or who's hosting him." One of the pixies looked up.
"Oberon? You knew Oberon?" The girl nodded.
"Yeap."
"Who's Oberon?" Timmy asked, a little louder than he intended as all the magic beings looked at him. The girl chuckled and ignored the death glare Jorgen was giving her.
"Well, Oberon was King of Fairy World, ruled over most magic alongside the Ghost King-can't remember his name at the moment..." The girl began to explain, getting everyone's attention. "Well, doesn't matter, cause the Fairy Council got a bug up their butt and overthrew him, but he cursed them by-"
"ENOUGH!" Everyone admittedly jumped as Jorgen stomped the ground with his wand. The girl looked at him with mild annoyance. "You are not allow to say that. The council forbids it."
"The council forbids a lot of things they are scared of," she grumbled before shrugging. "But hey, if you fairies start dropping like flies don't come crying to me."
"That's impossible." The pixie said simply. "We can live forever."
"Only because enough humans believe in you guys." She said simply. "But as soon as the belief is gone or when he comes back, well, it's not-so-much poof, but the idea is still there." She paused. "And it seems like it's going to happen sooner than later," She looked and Timmy and smirked, as if there was an inside joke between the two. Timmy raised an eyebrow as the girl sat onto her chair and picked up her book and ignored everyone. Jorgen growled in annoyance as he rubbed his temples.
"Why did they think it was a good idea to do this..." He mumbled before leading the school trip away, though Timmy was curious about who and what this person was talking about. "Let's go bother the Anti-Fairies..."
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Later
"Poof! Poof!"
"Uh...huh..." Wanda said as she bounced the purple haired fairy godchild. "That's interesting...though I'm glad that everything went well...and nothing blew up..." She gave a side eye to her husband, who was whistling before noticing her god son, Timmy, was uncharacteristically quiet. "Timmy?" The brunet 10-year-old looked up. "Are you alright?"
"Y-Yeah...I'm fine..." He said before sighing. "But who's that Oberon guy?" Wanda face faltered slightly before sighing.
"You see Timmy...a long time ago...fairies rarely interacted with humans..." Wanda began to explain, careful with her choice of words. "And he ruled for a brief period of time..."
"Poof Poof?"
"Yes, dear, it's rather complicated..." Wanda said. "And it was a pretty dark time...no one really likes to talk about it..."
"Doesn't the Fairy Council ban it?" Her husband, Cosmo, asked and Wanda nodded grimly.
"Yes." Timmy raised an eyebrow, remembering what that girl had said.
"Did that guy do anything to the fairies?" Wanda and even Cosmo paled slightly as they looked at each other.
"Oh look Timmy! A Giant dinosaur to eat Vicky!" Cosmo exclaimed, magically summoning a tiny lizard. "Uh..."
"Cosmo you idiot!" Wanda groaned and the conversation quickly changed to how a dinosaur would help with Vicky. Timmy looked over to Poof, who looked back at him; there was something going on and they needed to figure out what was going on.
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And here's a new tale of interest and my take on the history of Fairy World and Timmy's importance regarding Fairy World (especially since it seems that Timmy having three to four magical 'god family members' is a unique state of being),
As for when this story takes place, I'm on the fence; I haven't seen the newer episodes, and have only recently learned of the blonde girl that shares Timmy's godparents (because reasons?) so I will leave it up to you guys, if you want me to make mention of the other additions besides Poof, let me know.
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