Of animals and exorcists: Kanda and the cat

Warnings: Yullen (yoai, BL, shonen-ai), dangerous animals, yoai-fan-girl with innocence power.

Disclaimer: Basically the opposite of claiming that d gray man is mine.

B'dae fic dedicated Mizu1411!

Which is also something that I decided to write to take a break from my other fics. (I know im lazy :0)

Please read and review! (:


It was a fine day in the summer with the sky blue as ever and the sound of birds chirping in the distant.

However, the sounds of nature were broken by the arguments of two certain exorcists.

"Now where are we you moyashi?!" Kanda cried out as they ended up in what seemed the same patch of field they had started at first.

"Why don't you lead the way?!" Allen cried out in exasperation. They were both lost and they knew it well enough.

The field was like a piece of land that stretched on forever and it was driving them crazy.

"Ano…Kanda –sama, Allen sama…."the finder looked up meekly at the quarreling pair.

"WHAT?!" eyes filled with rage were directed right at him as he backed away a little.

"Umm, we got a farmer to come and lead us to the town we were heading for…" the finder hoped that the news would disperse the rage.

Fortunately, it did. Soon, Allen, Kanda and the finder were in a cart and were out of the patch of field.

Komui had sent them to investigate on a countryside where the animals had been acting weird the past few weeks, it was said that some of them were also seen glowing green confirming that it was the power of the innocence.

'But Komui didn't have to pair me up with this guy…and he could have gotten someone to pick s off from the station...' Allen fumed silently.

There was silence until they reached their destination, which seemed to relive the finder greatly.


"Thanks for the ride!" Allen smiled and bid the farmer who had gave them the free ride farewell.

"Hurry up moyashi, we have to find a place to stay for the night," Kanda looked accusingly at Allen, "We wasted enough time already with you getting us lost."

"Its Allen!!" Allen cried in exasperation, "I have a bad sense of direction…"

It was true that Allen wanted to prove to Kanda he was not as stupid as he thought he was and decided to lead the way, therefore getting lost.

They found an inn in the small village and decided to settle down there.

"Mister…please do a kind deed…" a little girl the age of 5 was tugging on Allen's clothes with her hands cupped indicating that she was begging for money.

Allen took pity on the child, "I'm sorry…I don't have any cash right now with me…but I have some bread here." Allen smiled.

"You can have this cloak of mine too," Allen said as he took out his spare clothes.

"Oi, hurry up moyashi," Kanda called out to Allen.

"Its Allen!! How many times have I said that to you!!" Allen pouted.

"Hehe," the girl laughed, "You're very kind mister, no one has smiled to me in that way before…may you be blessed."

"Ah..!" before Allen had time to react, the little girl was already gone.

Allen scratched his head out of frustration and confusion before following Kanda and the finder into the inn.


The sun had shone its first rays as the exorcists started a new day.

"Moyashi, get up." Kanda pulled Allen out of bed.

Allen stumbled out of bed and yawned, "Its…Allen…damnit.."

"Che, just hurry up and get dressed," Kanda couldn't stand to see Allen's cute yawning face.

Wait, cute yawning face? Kanda mentally smacked himself. He had sworn that he would never have any feelings towards Allen. But since the day Kanda had met Allen, he couldn't help but tease him and have funny notions in his head.

He decided not to think about it anymore as Allen got ready to search for the innocence.

"Timcanpy..!!" Allen gasped as he realized that his golem was missing.

"What now…?" Kanda asked.

"Timcampy!!!" Allen cried as he saw his golem's wing sticking out of the cat's mouth.

Allen pounced on the cat, "I'm not going to spent the rest of the day looking for you," he muttered as he tried to snatch the golem out of its mouth.

Unfortunately, although the cat did let go of Timcanpy, it bit Allen's finger.

"Ack…!" Allen winced as he glared at the cat,, trying to get his finger out of it's mouth.

Unfortunately, it didn't want to let go of that either.

Allen continued struggling until the samurai decided it was enough and bent down to pick up the cat.

Allen watched as Kanda began patting and stroking the cat until it relaxed and let go of Allen's finger.

Kanda then gave it one last pat before letting it go.

Allen was amused at the sight of Kanda and the cat and couldn't help smile.

"You like cats ne, Kanda?" Allen grinned.

"W-what?" Kanda for once, seemed unable to reply.

"Haha, it was just a bit unexpected that's all," Allen smiled as he decided Kanda was not such a bad person after all having helped him and all.

"Che," Kanda turned around as he tried to get rid of funny notions again, "hurry up and get your finger bandaged."

"Thank you too, Kanda," Allen said as he washed his wound.

"Don't expect me to say your welcome, moyashi…" Kanda hid a grin, 'he thanked me...'

"Its Allen. BaKanda!"

A soft laughter was heard as the couple began their familiar quarrel.


Okay…this was supposed to be a one-shot…but I think its going to become a little longer :x

…a three shot maybe? Please R&R!