Okay, ILoveInuyasha44 suggested the Detroit Lions and reikage-sama (sorry I abbreviated your PenName) suggested Green Bay Packers. Thanx for the teams! Okay everybody, thank you so much for reading about my Akatsuki mishaps I think you will enjoy this!
I don't own Naruto or any of its characters.
First let's clarify for those who may not know: Detroit Lions, the NFL team for Detroit Michigan. Green Bay Packers, the NFL team for Green Bay Wisconsin. NFL (National Football League). Oh and when I say football, I don't mean soccer, I mean American Football.
Some background…
Every year when football season rolls around Akatsuki always has a first game party. It's strange really; Itachi and Deidara know NOTHING about football. Sasori and Kisame like football season because of the good sales at the grocery store on chips, soda and beer. Zetsu…well…he liked the football shaped chip bowl they had. Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi had never experienced an Akatsuki football party. Oh, and 'the leader's wife was a crazed die hard Packers fan. This year would get just as sloppy as all the past parties.
"Is Deidara in the bathroom singing Janet Jackson's "Escapade" again?" Kisame asked.
"Yep, and he's applying moisturizer and leave in conditioner, you know how he is about his shower routine, he'll come out here smelling like the fresh scent of clean and blonde hair will be swaying freely." Sasori said.
"Well, we need to start getting ready for the party tonight! We need to start cooking and designate who's going to do what." Sasori was always the ring leader of social events. Soon a very clean Deidara appeared and jobs could be handed out.
"Okay, Itachi you're going to go to the store with Deidara and you two are going to pick up the chicken wings, the beer, the chips, the soda, and the pizzas." Sasori said. Now, this was a huge responsibility to give to those two… "Kisame you and I are going to make the barbequed cocktail wieners, slice up the fruit plate, and run the sweeper in the living room. Hidan, you and Kakuzu are going to call and confirm who we've…wait…Itachi and Deidara have invited and see how many we are expecting. Tobi, you and Zetsu are going to get the tubs of ice for the beer, set out all of our party plates and cups and turn our kitchen into a football fan haven." Sasori was such the delgator.
"Wait, Deidara and I have some major cleaning to do in our bedroom today, we have to change the sheets, get all those clothes off our bamboo screen and fold them, run the sweeper and other stuff how can we go pick all that stuff up?" Itachi asked.
"Who changes their sheets for a football party?" Kisame wanted to know.
"We do!" Itachi insisted.
"Why do you have a bamboo screen in your bedroom?" Tobi asked.
"Tobi, Tobi, Tobi, you're find out soon enough." Sasori told him patting his back. "Oh and you'll also find out that not only do they have a bamboo screen, they overall got the best bedroom. You know…just…figure out a way to go pick the stuff up.
"Hey! Dana could pick up some things on her way over today, yeah." Deidara said. Itachi's heart nearly stopped. Yes, Dana was coming to the football party, only she was coming over early to be with her favorite brother.