One day, on 1000 ways to die, Spongebob Squarepants was auditioning for a total idiot
that dies. Suddenly, a big Pikachu came with a pack of skittles and told him to taste the
rainbow. So Spongebob went to his friend Frogger's house to play with his toaster. The
toaster suddenly came to life and decided to save the day.
However, Wall-e came and a magnet was following. Toaster and his/her/it's friends
freaked out and ate lots of spaghetti. Then 9 came and his light staff got stuck to the
magnet. Lucy chopped the magnet in half which is impossible. Tom nook came and
started dancing to Rock and roll. Then over 9000 LoL cats came and scratched up the
brave little toaster and his/her/it's friends. So the Lamp and Radio died and the Blanket
was sad. Bob, Charlie, Larry the cucumber, 3 and 4, Darth vader, Elmo, Cookie
monster, Mario and the brave little toaster,Kirby, and Blanky all went to Mc donalds and
Ronald mc donalded scared them. Tom nook exploded a bunch of babies for no reason
and toaster toasted toast until the evil clown shoved a fork in his/her/it's slots and made
him/her/it explode. 3 and 4 decided to have a funeral for toaster, Lampy,and Radio but
the over 9000 LoL cats didn't want to so they shredded the twins to shreds. 9 freaked
out and made the over 9000 LoL cats explode. Then Darth vader told Elmo that father
didn't exist and Suiseiseki and Souseiseki and Shinku all came in and made Darth
vader explode and the evil clown moved to alaska where he made Kanaria explode.
Nana got dismembered again and Spongebob and Larry the cucumber decided to go to
Burger King but lucy sliced them in half because we all know Burger king sucks. And
Mario exploded Lucy so everyone died.