One day, Hank Hill was watching the news and it announced that president Obama banned the word "fish".

"Obama you evil bastard," Hank said. He then walked outside to see the guys in the alley.

"Hi guys, zyaiz."

"Hey Hank, knyaynk," Bill said.

"Hey Hank, we're planning a f***ing trip, wanna come?" Dale asked.

"Nah fellas, I promised I'd take Bobbeh f***in, just the two of us, sus," Hank replied.

After a few minutes, Bill's cousin Gilbert parked his car in front of the alley and got out.

"Hey aren't you Bill's cousin?" Dale asked.

"Gilbert, it's good to see ya again, nin," Bill said.

"Sirs, leave us. Let the Dauterive darkness reverse you," Gilbert commanded to all except Bill.

"Now what's that supposed to mean?" Hank asked.

"I can show you my darkness," Gilbert replied.

"What if I don't wanna leave?" Dale asked, suspiciously.

"Sir, I will sacrifice you to darkness," Gilbert threatened.

Dale hopped the fence to his house and everyone else left.

Gilbert then stabbed Bill. "I sacrifice you. I will have your silence. Let the darkness leave my cousin. Let the darkness go down to darkness all alone."

Dale ran into Hank's house from watching from behind his fence. "Hank! Hank! Gilbert sacrificed Bill!"

"What the hell are you talkin about? Just, never mind, I don't even wanna know. I gotta take Bobbeh f***in," Hank replied, before getting in the truck with Bobby and leaving.

Gilbert watched the truck as it drove away. "I will sacrifice you to darkness."

Later...

"Now ya see Bobbeh, here we're safe from Obama's laws," Hank said to Bobby.

"Dad, why can't we just buy the fish from a store or something?" Bobby asked.

"You see, Bobbeh, I don't fish for the fish. Ninety percent of what I like about this sport, and it is a sport, is the fish."

Meanwhile on Rainy Street

Dale went to Hank's house.

Peggy opened the door. "Oh hi Dale. I have thought a lot about torturing people like you. Step inside for some torturing."

Dale turned around to run away, but Gilbert was standing right in front of him.

"Sir, I will sacrifice you to darkness," Gilbert said.

"I don't think so. I was after him first," Peggy argued. She then fought with Gilbert to the death.

Meanwhile Dale retreated to his basement and watched the fight from the window. "Oh my God, Peggy and Gilbert want to kill me, ye."

Suddenly, Dale heard a noise, he looked to see John Redcorn getting into the house through a window. "Dale, I didn't want you to find out this way."

"Joj Redcorn, nrorn. Get inside and start screwin my wife," Dale replied to John Redcorn.

Later on, Gilbert left town, Bill was resurrected from the dead after Boomhauer performed black magic to bring him back and Hank and Bobby returned from fishing. They all then stood in the alley and drank beer.

Bill went into his house and turned on the TV. Pawn Stars was on.

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my Old Mam, and my sus, Big Soss. I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my Rick Harrison, and my son, Rick Harrison."

Meanwhile, at the Hill house, a resurrected Cotton was watching music on television. He was watching the music video for Benzin by Rammstein. "I can't hear you!"

Hank then approached Peggy. "Peggy, it's not about killin Lady Gaga, it's about vidya games! Peggy, I'm gonna open a vidya game store."

Hank then walked into the sunset, going to open his vidya game store.

Meanwhile, Gilbert sacrificed almost everyone else in the Dauterive family.

Also meanwhile, Dale celebrates him not getting sacrificed.

Then in the process of time it came to pass, night came and everyone went to sleep, and that ended A Normal Day in Arlen.