A/N
This is kind of a love triangle between Tris, Tobias and Hamburgers. It might have romance, idk. It's mostly comedy, maybe. And maybe Tris is a little OOC in this story. Oh and it's in Tris's POV
I lay down on the bed next to Tobias, waiting for him to go to sleep. He's a light sleeper so I have to be quick with this. I ease my way out of the bed once I hear him snoring; I walk cautiously to the kitchen. I already know my excuse if someone catches me, I'm just hoping I won't have to use it. I walk to the fridge, with a giddy feeling in my chest. I take out the hamburger meat and bread. And I'm ready. I start how Christina taught me; I put the meat in the bread, and I spread the ketchup all over the meat; already ready to devour my midnight snack. As I'm putting the hamburger up to my mouth I hear somebody waking up. Damn, Four! I shove the burger in a cabinet and turn the sink on, ready for my excuse.
"Can I have a piece of that hamburger, Tris?" Tobias says.
"Bu-b-b-but. How did you know?" I sputter out. Then I realize what he asked. "No." I state more confidently. How dare he ask such a thing? He knows the relationships I have with hamburgers are sensitive!
"Tris, this needs to stop. You've been doing this for weeks now! Did you really think I wouldn't notice?" He said; walking towards the cabinet with the hamburger. I beat him to it. He just doesn't know how I feel towards hamburgers; if they weren't just a piece of meat and bread I would probably marry it.
"FOUR! Please. Understand that I need this to live!" I screamed at him.
"Tris, you have me. You have me."