Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Song lyrics are Ashlee Simpson "Pieces of Me", Play "Disco Hippie", and Michelle Branch "Everywhere"

Ron, Hermione and Harry sat anxiously in the Gryffindor Common Room. They were the only people awake out of everyone in the whole house.

"I think I'm going to turn in" Hermione said as Harry started humming a tune.

"Good Night Hermione" Ron and Harry added almost at the same time.

Hermione turned towards the girl's dormitory and left yawning.

"I can't believe we have so much homework to do by Wednesday," Ron said sleepily.

"Yeah, I know, I want to convince Hermione to do it all but you know she never will" replied Harry.

Ron let out a huge yawn, "Erhh...I think I'm going to head to bed" he said.

"Uh.. alright I think I'm going to stay down here for a little while longer, night"

"Night, Harry"

As Harry heard Ron starting to creep up the stairs, he started singing "How you knooooooow everything I'm about to say....hmmm....hmmmmmmm....hmmmmmmmmmm.."

Ron stopped dead in his tracks and thought "wtf?! Is Harry Potter really singing my favorite song? Could it be?! Harry...liking Ashlee Simpson? Or did he find out..and was he mocking me?...HOW DARE HE?!"

The next morning Ron woke with a strt to find Harry peering over his bed. Harry then broke out into song --

"HI SLEEEEEEEEPY HEAD! -dun dun- HERMIONE'S WAITING DOWNSTAIRS YOU BETTER GET A M-M-M-OOOVE ON -dun dun dun-"

Ron jumped out of bed and threw clothes on as Harry was doing cartwheels down the hallway and down the stairs out of the common room.

"Uhh..Harry are you feeling okay?" Ron asked.

"Yeah...why?!"

"Oh..uh...no reason"

"Uhh..okay then" Harry said smiling and he continued skipping down to the Great Hall. Ron was sort of lagging behind as Harry and Hermione broke out into song.

"OOOH SHA LA LA OOH OOH SHA LA LA LA" Ron thought to himself "What is wrong with everybody?!" Everybody looked so gay today. Even Draco Malfoy was singing and dancing.

Ron suddenly felt a song coming on. He stood up quickly and faced Hermione and started singing "Cause you're everywhere to meee, and when I close my eyyyyyes it's you I see, you're everything I know that makkkkkes me believeeeeeee I'm not aloooo-o-o-o-one"

"Excuse me Ron?" Hermione said ever so seriously. Ron look around and found everyone giving him dirty looks and snickering. No one was gay and singing anymore. In fact, it was the total opposite.

Ron ran out of the room crying his eyes out in fear that everyone now knew his true feelings for Hermione. He plopped on his bed and pulled out his blankie. "Awww blankiee..." he choked in between sobs "you're the only one who understands me... oooh III loovvve you blankie more than you will everrrrr knowwwww..." Ron whispered in a song.

Hermione burst into the room crying. "Why are you crying Hermione...?" Ron said lightly.

"Ron I just want to be friends and besides--- i'm in love with harry and I have been,so we're going out" Hermione said and she turned on her heel and ran out of the room.

Ron had never felt so empty in his life. Harry knew he loved Hermione so much and knew Ron had loved her since they saw her on the train as first years.

Ron didn't come out of his room for a week and once he did come out, decided to drop out of Hogwarts. A year later he started a tour with Ashlee Simpson to promote his new album "Love Songs About Hermione" which included singles like "She Broke My Heart", "Why", and "How Could She?". He fulfilled his dreams. Ron fell in love with his back-up dancer Tasheeka and has been married twice. Ron still to this day cares about Hermione even though she has seemed to move on.

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