"Maaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxx!"
"What?" what was that Nudge going to complain about now?
"I'm hungry!" Of course.
"Kay, coming".
"Max",
"What Fang?"
"Hi".
"Hi",
I walked down the stairs to find Fang singing karaoke to Barney in a barney costume.
"Fangey is a dinosaur in our imagination, after school we meet to play and",
"What are you doing", I asked, interrupting him. Fang looked over at me and yes I'm not lying, he started crying.
"I'm so weird, I am a flying dinosaur!" I stared in disbelief. I stared until I imagined Fang in a sumo suit.
"Max, are you okay?" Oh, good, I was just dreaming. I opened my eyes and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why is there a dinosaur in front of me?"
"Max it's only me, Fangey the flying dinosaur." Did he just call himself Fangey the flying dinosaur?
"Max thinks that Fang is crazy and should be in a mental hospital", said, of course, Angel.
"No I do not, I'm wondering why the heck you're wearing a barney suit?"
"Oh, well I just felt like it………………………………………………………..". I stared at him for a second or two and then out of nowhere he said
" Okay, I admit it, I lost all of my black gothic clothes that are so cool and now I cant be cool because my black clothes are lost and that is what made me so cool!" Wow, that was the most self-centered thing that Fang has ever said, and it was one of the longest things he has ever said. Wait there's more.
"I just thought that if I was disguised, no one would recognize me".
"Okay Mr. Coolio , then why were you singing to Barney?"
"Well, I found the song very interesting", Awkward.
"Well, okay. I wanted to see what you would do if your cool clothes were lost so, your clothes are in your room under your bed.
"You're kidding me"
"Nope", I said and I started laughing.
"I'm gonna get you Max", he sounded angry. Oops. As I started running I heard him too. I ran up to my room and slammed the door. And I locked it. And I bolted it shut.
Later after about three hours I heard music and singing. And stomping. I got my camera (just in case) and I went to fangs room. I opened the door slightly and just stared. Fang was again in his costume and singing and dancing to Barney. I snapped some shots and ran back to my room. I planned to develop them the next morning. This was going to be some fun blackmailing.
The end
R&R