AN; ok, just for the record, I would never usually write something like this. But I thought I would give it a try. Eh…this was for another site and I decided to cause terror by posting it here! Yay!
Disclaimer; I am NOT doing a disclaimer all the way through this! So, I'll just do 1! Artemis and co ain't mine. I have never said that the belong to me!
Artemis; Butler! Look! I have a bird!
Holly; who the hell gave you something to look after?
Bird; SQWALK!
Holly; covers ears
Artemis; the guy at the pet shop. He said I'd be good at it! And look how cute she is!
Bird; SQWALK!
Holly; shudders
Artemis; Aww!
Juliet; you're getting a bit OOC, aren't you?
Artemis; I'm just doing what extra short told me to.
Juliet; good point. That kid scares me.
DAMN STRAIGHT I DO!
Bird; SQWALK!
Holly; WOULD YOU SHUT THAT THING UP!
Artemis; Holly! You might hurt Whiskers feelings…
Holly; Whiskers?
Artemis; well she needs a name!
Holly; but Whiskers is a cats name!
Artemis; says who?
Holly; eh, everyone.
Artemis; well…I have a bird and you don't!
Bird; SQWALK!
Butler; that things starting annoy me…
Holly; ditto.
Foaly; enters room hey guys! Look at what I made…
Bird; SQWALK!
Foaly; what's that?
Artemis; that is Whiskers.
Foaly; Whiskers…
Bird; …
Artemis; looks at script eh, Whiskers. That was your line.
Bird; …
Artemis; starts to panic Whiskers?
Bird; …
Mulch; hey guys! What are we doing?
Artemis; I've lost my beloved pet bird, Whiskers!
Mulch; was it about this high?
Artemis; yes.
Mulch; did it have feathers?
Artemis; yes.
Mulch; did it taste good in a sandwich?
Artemis; yes…WHAT?!?
Holly; smirks you didn't.
Mulch; oops…
Artemis; WHISKERS!!!!!!!!!
AN; so…..how was that? Probably not funny. I'm not very good at comedy.