Dave Meets Equestria

by Mesabrony

Seemingly normal citizen Dave was minding his own business and keeping to himself when the CMC showed up at his home when he was sleeping and they took him to Equestria. Now he must get used to the life style of being a pony and casually saving the world and stuff (not really) WITH THE HELP OF GEORGE THE HEDGEHOG!

WARNING:MLP FANFIC

PROLOGUE

"We need more members, girls!" Applebloom said.

"Maybe we should go to the 'dark zone oogly googly boo'?" Scootaloo said.

"Stop trying to scare us, Scootaloo! and besides, that place is too dangerous, Babs was lost there! yes, we don't know if she's, well, you know, asleep let's say. But we can't take any chances!" Sweetie Belle says.

"Maybe she's on to something, Sweetie Belle. Yes, I know it's very dangerous, but it might be our final hope." Applebloom said.

"Woah" Scootaloo said "That sounded like star wars. That gave me an idea! we could get our cutie marks in star wars geeks

"That's a good idea, but want to know what would make it better?" Said Applebloom. "A new member…"

CHAPTER 1

My name is Dave. So… ummm… yeah… I am a… a… a… PONY. Ok? Don't judge me! I wasn't ALWAYS this way… I used to be human.

This, is my story.

So one day, I did (for the most part) my daily routine. Get up, get dressed, brush teeth, eat some cereal, go to work (I work at the local paint factory), eat lunch, do MORE work, go home, watch tv, preferably "my little pony, friendship is magic", but that's when everything changed. That night, as I was getting ready for bed, I heard a bang.

Not a loud bang, just a bang. It sounded like something breaking. But I just figured it was probably my pet chicken, Davy. So i just went to sleep. I had this dream that the CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders) came to my house! Weird, huh? But guess what. It, was, REAL.

When I woke up, I felt nauseous. I couldn't even tell where I was until I barfed in some random bucket nearby. But when I figured out where I was, I almost passed out.

I. was. in. PONYVILLE.

How? What do I do? do I go and figure out how to get back home? I have to go talk to Zecora, and get her to make a potion that will make me a pegasus. Yes I know it sounds crazy, but this is every brony's DREAM. So I must.

I would ask somepony (Yes, I went there) to help, but then I realize I am still a human and they are all assortments of (girly, apparently) ponies. So I thought for a minute. then I realized,

I could just jump across the roofs like when pinkie did the "smile song".

So I did, and when I got near the everfree forest I snuck in the dark woods. I must have been there for HOURS just trying to find zecora! But when I did, I had my doubts that she would even GIVE me a potion for what I wanted. Also, how would she know how to make one? How often do random humans just APPEAR in ponyville! Heck, EQUESTRIA even! What if she tries to make one, and it doesn't work! WHAT IF I DIE!

But then I remembered. This is a show for little kids. The closest thing ever to death in the show is rainbow dash breaking her wing, and that only happened ONCE. What are the chances of me getting really hurt. Like sure, there will probably be a bit of pain. I mean, I will be transforming into a pegasus. Duh there will be pain.

"...Hello? Is anyone here?" I said when I walked in.

"Who goes there!? Is it a lost mare?" Zecora said.

By now, I felt the slightest bit scared…. Ok a lot scared. 'Um… my name is Dave… I was hoping for a potion…"

"Potion making is easy. But trying to drink one may make you queasy."

"...I was wondering if you had a potion to make humans into ponies… probably not, though."

"I have made this drink. But be warned, you will shrink."

"You mean I can only be a foul?" She nods. Man, I am getting good at this rhyme thing. "Well that's good because that's what I wanted.

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A\N:

Hello, welcome to my fanfiction. these chapters will be REALLY SHORT, so sorry if these take me time to upload.