Neon was peacefully sleeping after her exams which almost made her kill herself "N͋҉̲̹͕̰e̍̊҉̟ő͐̉̃̿n͔̖̩͌͆̒͋͗" someone with a corrupted British accent said "N̯̭̗̻͚͋e̠̫̥ͭö̧̲͔̱̿ͣ̒̀ṉ̼̖͙̯͌̾ͦ̑̓̂́ ̡͙̥̹̬̟̅̏̀̚.͓̻͓̌͋̓ͫ́.̝̮͖̌.̟̮͎̈͊͗̐ͯ̾ ̧̱ͣ͆N͔̱̘̒ͤͭ̆̕ê̟͈͈ͤ͛ͪ̇o͔̊̏̒͐̀n̷̺̖̬̩͓̙ͣ̍ͤ ̤̱̓I̹̬͖̱͕͊̄͞ ͧ̇͗̇̓̄ͯ͏̮̹̹̫c̙̱̥̹̰͋ͯ͋̂͝ā̪͙̱͕̖̩ͧ̽̒͢ͅn̻̮͍̘̤̾͑͛ͮͩͅn̩̺̫͖̲̙͙ó̤̰̲ͅt̍ ̇͌̉b̺̱̞͟e̘̝̪͈̖̼̽ͤ̇͞ ̡̯̘͈ͫͮ̅̓ͬ̏̆i̟̱̫̙̫̝͑͊̊̍͆nͭ̿̅͌̍̉͏̣̤̟̯͔ ̴̩̹͉̤̉̑ͮ̄̒́͛y̗͓̾̔́ͫ̑͂͞o̫͂̄̇͌͛ů̼͋́̚r͓̯̙̦͈
w̰̭̝̼̤̋̉̎̅ͭ̑̚ͅo̢̍͌r͖ͤ͒͂ͫ̓ͫ̀l̰̤̫͕̭̓̽̈̌͛ͮd̝̞̟̪̦͈͂ͫ̈́ͧ̒ ̶̻͖̘̫͙̱̅̅ͅf̰̰̩̤̗͍͕ͩͨo̫̓͛̍ͤ͌̔r̬̣̫̯̓ͮ̒ ̼͙̠̼̦͕͑̎̿̊ͨ͂̀̚m͚͍͎̭͈͓oͯ͌͌ͭ̊͂̓r̽̉e̡̝̣̓͂͑ͧ̔̑ ̼̝ͬ̈́ͥt͆́h̳̥̝͕͉̏ͦ̌a̗̟͙̾̀͌̉t̸͉̠̞͓̬̟̻͐ ̺̣̦͍̠͉͂͟5ͩ͏̦͙ ̷̦͂̅̓m̟̜̞į̥̪̪͇̝̟̄n͓̋̿͂ͦ̑̉u̴̻̖͍̲̩͆ț̴͗ĕ̡ͣͯ̀̽̿̆s͢" The girl with the British accent sighed
"Try this" Another humanoid said as he cleared his throat "NEOOOOOOOOOON" He screamed, Neon fell down her bed hitting her head hard on the wall falling down on the solid ground
"GAAAAH- SPRINGTRAP AND GOLDIE WHAT?!" Neon screamed rubbing her head wound
" ..." Goldie and Springtrap gave her a 'are you serious' look
"... I forgot something didn't I?" She gained a nod by the two animatronics "What is it?"
"Dare series" Springtrap said, Neon shook at this and grabbed their arms, she opened some portal (even though opening a portal is next to impossible) ( GAME THEORIES!) and jumped into it with them
(in the fnaf universe)
"What's taking them so long" Freddy mumbled under his breath
"Dunno" Bonnie said walking around, just then the portal opened spitting out Springtrap, Goldie and Neon
"GAAAH" Springtrap screamed as he got crushed under the 2 girls
"halp me" Neon said not willing to get up without anyone's help
"h̘̙͉͙̹ë́̀̃̈́͋ͭ̅͏̖̦̜͚̟̬̼l͇ͮ͂̊͋̈́p̠ ̳͇̗ͫ̉͗ǔ̬̭̝͍̱̲̉́s̢̭̝̣̬͇͔ͩ͆ͅ" Goldie muttered under her breath
Freddy blinked at them " erm ... Springtrap you okay?" He asked
"Except for getting crushed under these two's weight, yeah, fucking okay" he said sarcastically, after everyone got settled Neon looked blankly at the originals
"um ... I really don't remember anything ... anyone?" She asked
"Nothing, you were about to play card with u-" Foxy got cut off when Chica hit him on the head
"Dare show remember?" Mangle said
".. OH GOD YES" Neon face palmed "I'm so dumb" she said inaudibly and cleared her throat getting on top of the table, she stole Freddy's microphone when he wasn't noticing "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE FNAF DAREEEEEEE SHOWWWWWWWWWWW!" Neon said with confidence
"Wait ... HEY THAT'S MY MI-" Before Freddy could finish his sentence flying came a crowbar to his head knocking him off the chair as he fell
"Before we go to the rules and shit, let's introduce our groups now shall we? We shall have 9 groups EXCLUDING the sister location because too many fucking characters" she said in a dead tone "The 4 groups to the right of this table-" she pointed "we have THE SPRINGS consisting of Springtrap(Male) and Goldie(Female), THE SHADOWS consisting of Shadow Freddy(male) and Shadow Bonnie(I don't care whichever gender XP) , THE STAFF consisting of Michael or Mike (fnaf 4 brother), William Afton, Henry, Fritz and Jeremy AND THE CHILDEREN Consisting of Chris (fnaf 4 brother), Cassy(Goldie), Fredrick(Freddy), Ben (Bonnie), Felix (Foxy AND Mary(Chica)" She took a deep breath before continuing because we get tired after talking a lot people "TO THE LEFT WE HAVE THE ORIGINALS CONSISTING OF Freddy(male), Foxy(male), Chica (female) AND Bonnie (Male), THE TOYS HAVING TFred(Toy Freddy), Toby (Toy Bonnie), Chichi (Toy Chica) Mari (Marionette) (Gender fluid) the sleeping *shivers* clown, BB and JJ(twins) and Vixie(Mangle) AND *looks at the paper* oh yeah ... THE ANNOYING NIGHTMARES!"
"WHAT!" All the Nightmares cut Neon off
"WE HAVE NCHICA, NFREDDY, NBONNIE, NFOXY, NFREDBEAR AND NIGHTMARE- AAAAAAAH" Neon jumped off stage and ran for her life as the nightmares chased her, Freddy just went and picked his mic up
"And the last Group is the Host group which consists of Jessie-Bessie, Neon herself, Akcident and Asope64" Freddy finished and walked away whilst the others just watched the whole scene
"You shall see all the shipping, family relations and characteristic during the show because Neon is too lazy to type it out" Toy Chica said said "Now erm ..." She looked at Neon still running and Henry taking a axe to stop the nightmares "erh ... WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!" she said with an awkward toothy grin
(1 hour later~)
Neon cleared her throat "okay so now the rules ... which are more like instructions, they are pretty much simple:
1. Only hosts are allowed to dare though there might be times I'll add a few 'guests' who can dare 1 or 2 things. I'm of course not some machine who can get hilarious dares out of nowhere, there will be a time when I run out of them, so if ya'll wanna dare, you guys need to PM (private message) me. I really sorry if I won't credit you guys ...
2. ONE REALLY IMPORTANT NOTE IS THAT THERE SHOULD BE NO Ques and Ans! I'm trying my level best to follow each and every rule guys. The review section will only be there for reviews, if you dare over there then ... Welp ... it'll be ignored and/or I'll just have to delete it from there.
3. Reviews from Critic United CAN and WILL be ignored
4. Now if at some point I stop following too many rules and you guys wanna inform me 'bout this then FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE BE FORMAL OR POLITE! If you guys will just be a sour puss then I'll just think you guys are jealous about some special thingy I have and you don't, and why would I think like that? Because people ACTUALLY DO THAT when they are jealous and have a lot of negative thoughts.
5. All the animatronics are humanoids. By humanoids I don't only mean that they can feel but they are also humanized. In other words they can feel like human and look like human but they are machines
6. This fanfiction is about to stay T rated and there is no way I'll go to M. So if you guys wanna dare then it better be T, it should not be like 'I dare Foxy and Chica to have sex' or 'Goldie must roam around nude' If you guys wanna see some ship then dares can be like 'I dare TFreddy to kiss Mangle' or 'I dare Foxy to get drunk and swear in front of BB'
7. Now the alcohol use and drugs will be at the minimum, even smoking, I feel like a cinema hall saying this but I do not support or promote (I'm a cinema hall alright XD) smoking, drug usage, etc. It'll just be there for jokes and all but guys seriously, if one of you readers smoke or do drugs then just ... leave it unless you are trying to commit suicide or something ...
8. Since this is a T rated fanfiction I'm already warning you guys that this WILL contain swear words, at times they might be cencored but yeah ... yeah
9. I think I mentioned this earlier, you guys will understand all the family relationships and love interests as you read the rounds BUT if you guys just wanna know it so you won't constanly get confused then just type it in the review so I can put these two things up in the next chapter *COUGH COUGH ROUND COUGH*
10. If you guys read all these rules they WELL DONE! YOU GUYS ARE NOT BEING DUMB BY IGNORING THIS! But if you guys DIDN'T read it ... just ... just read them please otherwise you will annoy the chocolates out of me ...
11. NOW LET'S CONTINUE!" Neon finished and sat on the table thinking of a dare
"You need to dare them fast fam" Jessie said, Neon ignored her friend and continued to think "you know what? I will dare you guys till she thinks"
"WHAT?!" Foxy exclaimed "B-BUT ONLY NEON IS ALLOWED TO DARE!"
"WRONG!" Jessie said " Only HOSTS can dare, Neon has really weird rules but we all are weird" she shrugged "so ... I DARE BB TO BEAT UP JEREMY!" She exclaimed
"this bowling ball against me? HAH-" Jeremy started to laugh when BB jumped at him and knocked him out
"DON'T MESS WITH THE BOWLING BALL THEN HAHAHHAHA" BB started to laugh like a Maniac as the others took one step back from it
"um ..." Jess looked at Neon who was STILLLLLLLLL THINKING "uh ... ALL MUST TAKE SANITY TEST! AND WHEN I SAY ALL I MEAN THE ORIGINALS AND SPRINGS!" She said without even having a clue about what came out of her mouth
"... wut?" Bonnie asked while Jess used Neon's laptop and opened a sanity test
"Here" She said, after half an hour or so everyone had finished Jess cleared her throat and announced everyone's score:
Foxy got drunk-"
"HEY I AM NOT DRUNK" Foxy objected whilst Jess just laughed, she then cleared her throat and continued
Freddy and Bonnie got 83%
Chica got 50%
Springtrap 24%
And Goldie got- ..." Jess paused, she looked at the paper and at the results again " You didn't just click anything and you answered everything truthfully right?" She asked Goldie who walked away instead
"She wouldn't really lie" Henry answered for her "whatever she clicked there, must be completely true"
Jess was gob smacked "just tell the answer bitch" Springtrap swore at her
"She got ... 8%" Jessie said shivering, everyone just stared at her
"you sure?" Freddy asked
"sure as fuck" she said
"I ... will ... go talk to her" Springtrap said, it sounded more like a whisper "8% sanity ... Goldie is surely unstable ... I have been so blind, Baby back from the sister location obviously taught her how to pretend ... shit why Golden" he thought as he walked away
"Uh ... wel-" Jessie was about to say something when Neon suddenly shook
"HEY GUYS! I FORGOT SOMEONE DARED ME TO MAKE ME MEET YOU GUYS!" Neon exclaimed "he should be here any se-" just then someone came in, it was Professed Kitten
"I LOVE cats!" he exclaimed
"OH ME TOO " Neon said before he cut her off
" H-hey kids would you like * kill me... * some hugsssss? I think we have a shy OnE Eh? I want to * hug you until your spine snaps into pieces * play a game with you, * die like the miserable little brats you are * will you be a hider or a seeker? Oh? YOu- like Springtrap! :-D"
The kids stared at him " ... I'd rather not play" Chris said and walked away
"Me too" Cassy said, Fredrick agreed with his sister and walked with her
"erm ... I'm gonna go make some ... cupcakes" Mary jolted away to the kitchen
"I'LL HELP" Ben yelped and followed Mary, Felix did the same
Professor looked at them go and turned to Neon and Jess "YoU WAnt a HUGGGGH!" Neon and Jess smiled awkwardly at him
"I …. I think I'll pass mister K-Kitten" Neon stuttered as she stepped backwards
" M-Me too heh" Jess agreed as she stepped back with Neon with a nervous laugh
"Professor Kitten!" Chica called out " Here's your pizza!" she said as she gave him some nice hot smoking pizza "Just like how you asked" she gave him a warm smile, Kitten smiled and took the pizza from her with glee on his face, he sat on a table and started eating
"Oh dear, Chica mind if you make some pizza?" I didn't eat my breakfast I literally jumped all the way to the fnaf fandom right when I woke up from be-"
Before Neon could finish, Chica gave her a stainless steel cuttori (whatever you call it in English)(probably a bowl or something) with some lime colored liquid, it was the juice of *grrh* Phyllanthus emblica or what we Hindu's call amla "WHYYYYYYYYYYY" Neon exclaimed "urgh fine" she said as she snatched it from Chica and drank it in one gulp with water over it, Neon almost puked because of it's bitter and weird taste whilst Chica smiled and gave her some of Springtrap's cookies
"Fuck you" She mumbled as she cleared her throat "so guys we have another person who is coming" she smiled
"Who is it?" Vixie looked at her
"Well, he is someone who makes some Goldtrap trap fnaf stories …. His name is Springtrap Prime I think, he is *gasps* AWESOOOOOOOOMEH" Neon said as she put her fists a little up in the air
"thanks, that's appreciated" Springtrap Prime said, he was behind them all the time, everyone screamed in shock, they didn't notice him earlier over there
"GAH- Oh hey Prime howzit goin'? Neon asked in a friendly tone
"meh, aye can I ask a dare PLEZZZZZZZ" Prime begged
"All guests are hosts to me" Neon said
"WHAT!" The others screamed
"It's my show bitches" She smirked, Prime smiled wickedly and ran towards the sealed room (wonder how Trap got in since Goldie can just teleport inside) (meh magic is real suckers)
Springtrap was still talking to Goldie about the sanity test inside the sealed room when all of a sudden Prime brock(get it? Brock? Like from pokemon? No? okay #sadfaceinserted)down the wall and pointed at the two
"GAH!" They both screamed, surprised
" I DARE GOLDIE TO MARRY SPRINGTRAP AHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA" Prime laughed wickedly whilst the two humanoids just looked at him in silence
" uh yeah it's a dare" Neon said as she popped her head out of the corner "huh … well guess I'll have to pay for this damage as well huh?" she thought " and no we aren't drunk or high or hyper at the time being, at least I'm not" she muttered the last bit "shocker to myself as well" she muttered again
""̤̩͎͓̽̐ͭ̐͝Ṉ̬̗̠̭̤͍ͭ̉͆è̻̯͚̖̭͕̞͊͊ͪͩͦo̧͉̯̤̰̖̊͆̅̑̑͒̈́ņ̅̑͑̽ͦ ̰̹͗̔̇̌ͨͮ͗͝..̞̻̟̺̼ͭ̕.̙̥͓͍͋͒̇ͦ͋̿ ̰̦̝̲̺ͮḬ̸̹̦͓̦̳̽͌'̭̱̳ͬͪ̉ͅm̫̥̍̏͆̈́ͨͫ ̳͙̲ͧ̿̄ͫ̐ͦ͒n͒̇̓ó̹̬̮̤̘͇ͥ̍͋͡t̬̯̘̬̒̒̊͠ ̙͈̱̳̩ͯ͑ͫ̔ͪͬͪî̝͙͇͔͈ͬ̐ͤ͒̑̆n̛͕̳͒̎̊̃̍̈́ ̠̦͉̦̘͋̈́ͦ̎́a͖̪̟̙̠̓͑ ̬͍ͮ̐͊̋̒ͪͭm̪̞̩͂o̗̣̥̻͍͖̦͂̊̃͐͢o̍̏͆́ͧͮ́d̸̪̝̖̓ͨ̊̓ͅ ̎͂̈́̅̚fͣͥ̓͑ͯͤ҉̥o̭̩̟͂̍͂͊ͥ͑͘ͅr̥̗͓̭̆̋ ̣̖̜͈̆ͨj̬̱͚̦͔̟ͧ́ō͗͑̏͊ḱ̻̥͌̑̉ẻ̷̤͈̤̖̠̊͒̋̏̏s̶̔͐ͯ̽̉ͪ" Goldie said in a soft voice
"BITCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY U BETTER- YOU BETTER GET MARRIED, JESS! COME AND HALP PLEZH!"
"YEAH! AAYYYYYYE I CAN BE THE BRIDESMAID RIGHT?!" Jess exclaimed with joy
"Yeah that's likely to happen" Mari said sarcastically
" Hey! Stop bein' mean, whad I do ta you?! Also, why the hell'r you even awake?" She said with anger
"Pills. Not that you need to know." Mari rolled his eyes
"Rude" Jess made a plain face whilst Mari shrugged " So, whatever, like when? Who should I invite? Where are we doing it? Where are we gonna get the dresses? Who's gonna de-"
"Jessie shut up" Goldie raised her voice a little
"AYEEEE I CAN BE AN UNCLE THENNNNNN!" Freddy exclaimed
"YESHHHH GOLDIE WILL HAVE KIDS! " TFreddy joined"
"I͓̠̟̠͓̘̘͌ͯ͑ ͔̇ͧw̖̥̮̙͍̆ͧ͒ͯ̂ͥ̏͠i̩̞͍̇̃͐̈ͤ̆ͯl̛̖͇̄̆l̷̮̺̭̱̭̋ͬ ͦͫ̚͏̥w̼ͣ͌̓̉h̞͕͆͂̓̊͂͠o̦͈̯̗͍͕̽̓͂͡o̧̹̪̯ͮp͗̍͐̒̚͡ ͫͯ̋ͬ̄͆y͈̗̳ͫ̎ǒ̴̬̜̬̤ͤ̽̄͊͊ͨu̼̖̻̪̫͊r̤̦̖̫̰̥̫̅ ̬a͉̗̭̣͍̋̀ͨͭ̑sͧ̑̐͛͠s̀e̩̊̀͆̎͛ͧ́s͕̻̻̹͈͖̆͗ͣ" Goldie warned her younger brothers
" Gold u will marry Trap!" Prime said
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN MAKING US MARRY?!" Springtrap exclaimed in anger
"because you two are the biggest ship here" Neon said
" ... where's my axe?" He said in a creepy tone, at that time Henry and William threw all the axes out of the window
" Yeah, y'all are the cutest ship. No matter how much I'd like to say it's me n' Mari. But I have like NO self esteem so I wont. But y'all are ADORBS AAAAA" Jessie said
Mari cleared his throat" It's Mari and I. Not me and Mari."
" SO YOU ADMIT THAT WE'RE A THING?!" Jess teased with a grin on her face
" NO! I just-"
YES YOU DID! :3 HAHAHA! Oh, um right, so I'll just take Goldie out to pick a dress I guess~" Jess squealed
" you like Mari?! oh well you only choose the dress Jess (heh rhymed) I have a terrible taste " Neon laughed nervously
"W-WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Springtrap said in shock
" YAY! :3 Dresses! I'll choose the ones for the maid of honor and brides maids too, if you don't mind! Mari and Freddy can do the assorted suits~" Jess said in happiness
" I literally know jack shit about fashion " Mari said
Guess what? NO ONE CARES! :D" Jess screamed
"...okay then..." Mari looked away
Neon laughed "Okay guys because Imma shit piece who shipz these two it will be today, here because we cannot take them anywhere else and-"
" will you guys shut UP!" Trap screamed, Neon stayed silent and looked at him
" BITCH NAH! WE'RE DOIN THIS OKAY?!" Jess protested
" Calm down, my lord..." Mari rolled his eyes
Before the two humanoids could react Neon swung her bat on Goldie and Springtrap "Ah- muscle pull ... ow ..."
Jess just laughed " let's do it" Neon said with a sudden insane grin
(after 1 shitty marriage scene)
"AAAYEEEEE BIG SIS IS MARRIED HUH~" Freddy teased his sister
"WAIT YOU WILL HAVE KIDS RIGHT? RIGHT? FREDDY AND I WILL BE UNCLES RIGHT? RIGHT?" TFreddy joined his elder brother
"̶̹̑͂ ̵̤͈͆͋͛̇.̵̫͎̾̔̍.̵̨̌͋̈́̈́͝.̵͕̥̖̼͘͠.̷̧̜̤͎̰̚͝.̵͎͍̲̥͖̈́̀ ̴̡͉́̐D̶̨̛̰̳̮̃̽͆ͅǎ̵͍̻̈́̕d̷̳̦͉̤̓ ̸̫̄w̴̥̹̻̯̄̈́̄͊h̵̯̮̋̽͝͠e̵̼͂͂͝r̸͓̣͐ȩ̶̼͚̒̂̽ͅ ̷̡̞͙͊͌d̸͔̻̔͋ͅỉ̷͇͈̼̼̩͛̚͘d̴͙̳̳̠͈̍̄́͝ ̵̞̭̓̌y̵̞̫̦̑͌̑ô̴̜͕̼̄͜ǔ̷̗̝̯̥̌̀͝ ̵̖͉̺̾̋ţ̴͕̫̠̍̚ḧ̸͍̫̰́͂͑͠r̴̢̺̫̺̔̅̃o̶̤͇̤̽̏͒w̷̧͕̞͗ ̶͔̆͒̾̃͒ṫ̶̰̙̄̈́̽h̴̟͔̗̹͆̉̓̽é̶͕̗̯̀ ̷̧̢͈̅́̏̈́a̵̜̤͘x̷̱͎͗͌̿̕͝é̷̬̳̍͘s̶̞̮̻̟̬͊̚?̴̲̘͑͗̉̓̄" Goldie asked referring to Henry, at this Freddy and TFreddy gulped and stepped back
"We are just married now, nothing so awesome so just be silent about it …" Springtrap said in a low but grumpy tone
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Bonnie screamed
"I still don't know you" Toby said, he legit never knew he had an elder brother called Bonlo- Springtrap (Imma callin' Spring Bonnie Bonlocks now XD)
"shhhhhhh" Trap seethed
"this is beautiful" Prime said "Neon you forgot a few mor things"
"What is it now ... OH YEAH!" Neon remembered " Springtrap Prime is also a part of this now, so he is technically a host as well, so you guys can PM dares to both of us (hope you don't mind Prime) BUT if you guys wanna say something about not following too many rules then you guys shall ONLY . PM . ME ."
"and remember, if you guys wanna see the family relationships and love interests then just tell us that in the review section and we shall put it up in the next chapter!" Jessie said
"So for now PEACE!" Neon exclaimed
"Toddles!" Jessie followed after