(Everyone, this is my first fanfiction parody so be nice please. I don't own any of these characters.)
Inuyladdin
(Our story begins with three 13 year old boys called the Eds. I think that's their age. The leader's name is Eddy. He has a yellow shirt with one red stripe, blue pants and three hairs. He's the leader and makes scam ideas. The one he's riding on is his friend's back is Ed, pretending to be a camel. He has a green jacket that shows his red and white shirt and Ed is sometimes stupid. Behind Eddy is Edd, also called double-d. He's the smart one wearing a sock for a hat. They are crossing a desert as they sing.)
Eddy: Oh we come from a land from a faraway place where the caravan camels roam.
Double-d: Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense it's barbaric but hey-it's home!
Ed When the winds is at your back and the sun at your front and the sand in the uh glass is good.
Eddy: Come on down.
Double-d: Stop on by.
Ed: Hop on something and fly.
All: To another toonrabian night
Toonrabian night
Like toon days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Toonrabian nights
Neath toon moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.
As Eddy and Double-d got off of Ed, they landed in front of a couple, a green boy named Beast boy and a pale girl named Raven .
"Well good evening, my heroic friends," Double-d greeted them kindly. "Please come closer."
"I can do that, Double-d," Ed said stupidly, grabbing the two and his friends.
Eddy screamed, "That's too close, mono brow!" And Ed let go of the four.
"Ah I think I almost lost my breath," Raven said.
"Now where was I? "Oh yes, welcome to toontopia, a city of mystery of enchantment," said Double-d.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, mystery, enchantment who cares? At Ed's market store we have the finest merchandise this side of the toon river on sale today come on down,' Eddy said as he pulled out a convenience stand having pokeballs, yu-gi-oh cards and duel disks, yadda yadda. You name it they got it
"Take a look' you love birds.' Eddy said as both Beast boy and Raven blushed. Then he got something out. 'Presenting Ed's combination hookh and coffee maker and make julienne fries too' Eddy said.
"Uh Eddy," said Double-d.
"Not now, sock head. I am doing business. I assure you two it won't break," he continued as he tapped it on the counter. "It will not…"
Then Ed touched it and it fell apart and left Eddy open mouthed.
"Uh Eddy it broke," said Ed.
"I now know that, Lumpy," said teeth scratching Eddy.
"Uh do you have anything that does not break?" said Raven.
"Yay yay we do. Ohooo look at this," said Eddy holding a small box.
"What is it, Eddy?" said Ed , ooohing and awwwing.
"I never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen."
He peeled the box open a bit and made a raspberry sound in it. "Yep, still good," he said.
"Ah come now, Eddy," said Double-d sarcastically.
"Okay, I've seen too much. Come on, Beast boy," Raven said annoyingly. "Let's get back to the tower".
"Okay, Raven," said Beast boy as they went back.
"Well, there goes another customer," said Double-d.
"Not when Eddy is on the job," said Eddy, going after the two while grabbing Double-d. "Eddy, what are you…"
Before Edd could finish his sentence, Eddy covered his mouth and said, "There is one item left."
"Wait, don't go. I can see yo , Raven, only like the exceptionally rare," said Eddy. "Right, Double-D?"
"Yes. I think you would be most rewarded to consider…this," said Double-d.
He then pulled out a lamp. One side is gray and the other is black.
"Cool," said Beast boy.
"Uh, sorry, I already have a lamp," said Raven.
"Now, don't be fooled by its form. Like so many things, it is not what it is outside but what is inside that matters," said Double-d.
"Dude, it's just a teapot. It is not special. Coming, Raven?" Beast boy said as he and Raven kept walking.
Then, just as the Ed's were about to quit, Ed said, "This is not an ordinary lamp. It changed the life of a male half -demon's life, a half- demon who like this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough."
Beast boy and Raven looked back and decided to come back.
"Care to hear the tale?" said Double-d.
"Yes," said Beast boy.
"Why not," said Raven.
"Ok it.. " But Double-d's mouth was covered again by Eddy's hand.
"Hold it. This story costs 75 cents each," Eddy said while holding his jar.
"Fine. This story better be good," said Raven as she and Beast boy put their 75 cents in the jar.
"Now can I begin, Eddy ?" said Double –d. "Sure why not," said Eddy. "Yay, tell the story, Double-d," said Ed exciting to hear it.
"Okay," Double-d began as he poured shiny sand into his hand from the lamp and threw it in the sky where it formed a starry night as he said, "It begins in a dark night where a dark man waits with a dark purpose."
Night came to the desert. We see two figures standing by one black flame Rapidash. The first figure had long black hair (what's with some male anime character with long hair.) with pale skin with snake eyes that could peel your skin off, wearing some ninja - like suit waited impatiently. And beside him what looks like a humanoid white duck wearing a sailor suit and holding a wand of some kind.
They waited until a man wearing a super villian suit with an S on the chest and a cape. His hair style looks like it was a flame with orange hair and a black mask covering his eyes.
"You are late, Buddy," the man said in a snake - like voice
"For the last time my name is Syndrome not Buddy," he said will catching his breath but managed to speak up. "Sorry anyway for being late. It is not easy since there is only one of these stupid things, Orochimaru."
"So you were successful, were you?" asked Orohimaru.
"Well I had to fight some supers but here it is," Syndrome said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a half gold object.. And just as Orochimaru was going to grab it, Syndrome pulled it behind his back.
"Now what a minute. I did my part so where is my cut?" said Syndrome.
Then thunder shocked his hand and he dropped it. But the duck grabbed it and handed it to Orochimaru.
"There you go, Boss," said the Duck in a voice that might not be understood.
"Good work, Donald. Your magic gets better every day," said Orochimaru
"Thanks," said Donald Duck.
Orochimaru pulled out an object similar to the one Syndrome got him and grabbed the one Donald got from Syndrome as he said, "Don't worry, my mad genus friend, you will get what's coming to you."
"Yay so be patient, will ya," said Donald
"What did that duck just say?" said Syndrome.
But Orochimaru did not listen as he put the two pieces together to form a whole golden Beedrill. It automatically came to life and flew like a speeding bullet into the desert.
"Now quickly follow the trail," Orochimaru shouted, grabbing Donald onto his Rapidash. They rode to it while Syndrome turned on his rocket boots as they followed the golden Beedrill. Then the Beedrill went back into two pieces and the two went in a sand dune. It looked like eyes than started to form a giant shape of a lion head with its mouth open.
The three watched in amazement.
"At last after years of searching," Orohimaru said, "the cave of wonders."
"Whoa, so that's what it looks like in person," Donald said.
Then Orochimaru grabbed Syndrome by his suit and spoke to him
"Now, listen. Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours to do with, but the lamp is mine," Then he let go of him.
"Now I can get my revenge on those Incredibles once and for all," said Syndrome in his head as he walked to the mouth of the sand lion.
"Geez, Boss, where did you get that weakling from, Halloween town or something?" Donald said.
"Shut up, duck," Orochimaru said in a whispered voice.
Syndrome looked in the lion's mouth and saw a row of stairs and was about to take a step until the mouth moved and began to speak
"Who disturbs my slumber?!" the cave demanded
"Uh, it is me, Syndrome, a humble enemy of all supers," said Syndrome, bowing to the cave.
"Know this. Only one must enter here. One whose worth lies within. The diamond in the rough," said the cave.
Syndrome turned to Orochimaru for what to do next.
"Well, what are you waitng for? Enter it," said Orochimaru.
Syndrome entered it with only one step. Then the cave roared and closed with Syndrome in it never to be seen again, and the lion's head turned back into a sand dune with the two golden pieces left.
"Seek out the diamond in the rough," the cave said, echoing in the desert.
Donald than rose up out of the sand and dusted his shirt and feathers,.
coughing out sand.
"I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. What are we going to do? We are never going to get that stupid lamp at this rate. Let's just give up!" he said, getting his hat and magic staff.
Then Donald began ripping out his feathers. "Look at me. I am so mad my feathers are molting out of my body," he said.
"Clam down, Donald," Orochimaru said, brushing a feather off of his shoulder, thanks to Donald. "That foolish man was obviously not what we need to get the lamp and not worthy enough to go in the cave."
"Oh really, that's a big surprise!" Donald yelled sarcastically. "I think I am going to die of not being surprised and once again how…"
Donald was cut off by Orochimaru shutting his beak.
"I know that, Donald,. Now we should begin seeking this one, this… Diamond in the rough."
(That's chapter 1. now I will rest my brain for chapter 2, where the main character is - and I will give you a hint of who his friends are: a boy with beaver teeth and two magical figures, a red haired girl that can do anything and her boyfriend with a naked mole rat)